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Recognizing soyteens IRL
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Recognizing soyteens IRL is an art reserved only for the least autistic minority of the Soysphere. It involves observing someone's actions and recognizing patterns, or simply bonding over shared interests. Many people end up becoming friends over unrelated things rather than soy culture itself, and your average 'teen will not advertise their beliefs or interest in soyjaks publicly. You will often meet people with an interest in soyjak party simply by making actual friends, as most soyteens do act the same. If you do meet a soyteen IRL, you will probably have a very good time, unless they share differing opinions to you on 'zellig, or worse, FPE...
Most soyteens, despite what some people will say, are actually white teenagers and not shitskin retards, although some 'teens are indeed brown. This can be highly off-putting for many 'teens, and one should avoid and make fun of brown 'teens as much as possible, as to avoid another Solomon.
What Not To Do[edit | edit source]
Doing any of these will make you look like an autistic faggot 99.9% of the time.
- Asking people if they like soyjaks
- Asking people if they use the sharty
- Printing out soyjaks and handing them to people
- Referencing soy humor
- Yelling niggerfaggot at the top of your lungs
Soyteen Secret Word Handshake[edit | edit source]
Soyteens can be found by asking the phrase "Who will always be a gem?" to someone you suspect of being a 'teen. You WILL NOT come across as a loser with this method[You just won't, okay?]. If they answer Cobson, then you can be assured you found a fellow 'teen who has chosen to reveal himself to you. If they answer Mymy or Jake, you have the legal right to punch them in the face. If they get confused, then you'll have to do some explaining so you don't look like an absolute autist.
What To Do Once You've Recognized a 'teen[edit | edit source]
Soyteens are just friends you haven't met yet. Eventually we can make the process much faster at a potential Soycon.
- Go to a theme park
- Play vidya together
- Brainstorm soyjak posts together
- Make soyjaks out of each other
- Do other friend shit, or something.
- Date and find romance (So cute!)
- Buy a ring and propose marriage (So validating!)
You WILL NOT abuse your soyfriend.
Operation Jew York[edit | edit source]
The first ever Soy meetup that we know of.[1]
