Recognizing soyteens IRL
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💗 This is about something very lovely and wholesome! 💗 How amazing! |
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Believe it or not, most Soyteens are actual human beings who have real goals and aspirations and even step outside once in a while.
Soyteens have great overlap with Chuds but not all 'teens are Chuds and not all Chuds are 'teens. Finding a soyteen irl is like finding a four leaf clover, it's only lucky if you don't go searching for them.
What Not To Do[edit | edit source]
You VVILL NOT walk up to random people asking "Do you like soyjaks?"
You VVILL NOT print out a 'jak and ask "Do you know who this is?"
You VVILL NOT ask people "Have you ever used the Sharty?"
Soyteen Secret Word Handshake[edit | edit source]
Soyteens can be found by asking the phrase "Who will always be a gem?" to someone you suspect of being a 'teen. You WILL NOT come across as a loser with this method. If they answer Cobson, then you can be assured you found a fellow 'teen who has chosen to reveal himself to you. If they answer Mymy, you have the legal right to punch them in the face.
What To Do Once You've Recognized a 'teen[edit | edit source]
Soyteens are just friends you haven't met yet. Eventually we can make the process much faster at a potential Soycon.
- Go to a theme park
- Play vidya together
- Brainstorm soyjak posts together
- Make soyjaks out of each other
- Date and find romance (So cute!)
- Do other friend shit, or something
You WILL NOT abuse your soyfriend.
Operation Jew York[edit | edit source]
Holy gem... it was fated to happen eventually. The first ever Soy meetup that we know of.[1]
