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'''Hello Kitty''' is every [[woman]]'s favorite girl character (She is NOT a kitty according to the creator).
'''Hello Kitty''' is every [[woman]]'s [[lie|
favorite girl character]] (She is NOT a kitty according to the creator).


According to a survey, the vast majority of girls say that their favorite character is Hello Kitty. As for the [[Chris Chan|TRUE AND HONEST]] fans, it is said that they would even kill you if you were to ruin their Hello Kitty plushies.  
According to a survey, the vast majority of girls say that their favorite character is Hello Kitty. As for the [[Chris Chan|TRUE AND HONEST]] fans, it is said that they would even kill you if you were to ruin their Hello Kitty plushies.  

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Hello Kitty is every woman's favorite girl character (She is NOT a kitty according to the creator).

According to a survey, the vast majority of girls say that their favorite character is Hello Kitty. As for the TRUE AND HONEST fans, it is said that they would even kill you if you were to ruin their Hello Kitty plushies.

Traits

She is depicted as a small white cat-like figure with a red or pink bow on her left ear. She has black eyes, whiskers, and notably no mouth (Somehow she still can speak). She is always shown in cute, rounded, inoffensive designs.

She lives in London, enjoys baking cookies, and has a twin sister named Mimmy.

Hello Demon!

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It is say that Hello Kitty is not a mascot. She is a literal demonic entity summoned through satanic ritual. The no-mouth design is deliberate as a silent vessel designed to feed on female narcissism, material worship, and endless dopamine hits from buying more pink slop. Prolonged exposure turns average women into shrine-building Sanrio addicts with the emotional range.