SNCA:Chris Chan

Chris Chan is a disturbing criminal Some actions taken by this individual are not in accordance with the law. They should not be replicated nor condoned.

This person is trans btw, if that matters

This nigga has AssburgersPlease remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.
I take the short bus to school and love trains!!Your meme: Stolen *attaches image of a character*)Who wants to read my sonichu fanfiction I made:)Man this piece of media is such a hyper fixation!!HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too haha Trains Trains! chuga chuga chuga chuga choo choo!!This 90s retroart, VHS analog horror is so good!!!Only cool people get to have my fruit snacks chud!Do u of you guys want to roleplay sonic CD for recessMy mom says you guys simply don't understand me... I am fucking retarded btw, if that matters i hab the an iq == 28 btw if theT matters. JI have an IQ of about 172 btw, if that mattersCheck out my power rangers figurine collection!!

THIS PERSON IS AS LIVELY AS A DOORKNOB ON THE SOYSYLUM!They have been milked dry and are no longer funny or interesting.

Christian "Christine" Weston Chandler (Born Christopher Weston Chandler on February 24th, 1982) is the TRUE AND HONEST creator of Sonichu and a dead lolcow discovered on October 26, 2007 by SomethingAwful and 4cuck (and escalated when Encyclopedia Dramatica made an article on him). he is a chuddy VIRGIN WITH RAGE turned schizo tranny due to brainwashing by some foodist trihards that milked him dry. nowadays, he is living on junk food and blowing all his NEETbux on Playstation and Nintendo games. Infamously, he was exposed in 2021 for having sex with his own mother by a female failtroll (who was also a gegbull xherself).

Chris is quite possibly THE canonical lolcow, with Kiwi Farms itself getting its name from a mispronunciation of "CWCki Forums". His life has been EXTENSIVELY documented, and has its very own 'ki that (you) are free to browse if you want to know more for whatever reason. In the year of our lord 2026, Chris is widely considered to have been "milked dry", and interacting with/trolling him is discouraged.

Dox (even THOUGH everybody knows this because Chris gives away xis addy to everyone)

Personal Information

• Aliases: Chris-Chan, CWC
• Legal Name: Christine Weston Chandler (Christian Weston Chandler from 1994-2016)
  • Birth name: Christopher Weston Chandler
• Date of Birth: February 24, 1982 (44 years old)
• Sex: ♂ Male
• Address: 10682 Lee Jackson Hwy, Big Island, VA 24526
  • Previous Address(es):
    
    • 14 Branchland Court, Ruckersville, VA 22968
    • 6382 Flintstone Drive, Barboursville, VA 22923
• Nationality: Amerimutt
• Ethnicity: White
• Email(s): ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com
• Religion: Christianity (in name only)
• Phono(s): No associated phone numbers
• Employment: Unemployed
• Education: Nathaniel Greene Primary School, Nathanael Greene Elementary School, Providence Middle School, Manchester High School, Piedmont Virginia Community College