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SNCA:Chris Chan
They should not be replicated nor condoned.
I take the short bus to school and love trains!!Your meme: Stolen *attaches image of a character*)Who wants to read my sonichu fanfiction I made:)Man this piece of media is such a hyper fixation!!HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too haha Trains Trains! chuga chuga chuga chuga choo choo!!This 90s retroart, VHS analog horror is so good!!!Only cool people get to have my fruit snacks chud!Do u of you guys want to roleplay sonic CD for recessMy mom says you guys simply don't understand me... I am fucking retarded btw, if that matters i hab the an iq == 28 btw if theT matters. JI have an IQ of about 172 btw, if that mattersCheck out my power rangers figurine collection!!
>Q1: Why is the person mentioned in the "History" section kept anonymous and not elaborated on? A1: They have been the target of a large-scale, long-term harassment campaign, and this includes making their name and personal details more public in spaces like Wikipedia. Coverage of them in reliable sources is only due to their prominence on the Internet, a direct goal of the campaign. Per the policy for biographies of living persons and the harassment policy also prohibiting harassment of non-Wikipedia users, Wikipedia will not provide any further details on this individual to protect them and remain uninvolved in the campaign. For a more comprehensive explanation as to why Wikipedia cannot do so, see WP:HARVIC.
>Time to archive what Chris had for breakfast.
Christine Weston Chandler
(Born Christopher Weston Chandler on February 24th, 1982) is the TRUE AND HONEST creator of Sonichu and a dead lolcow discovered on October 26, 2007 by SomethingAwful and 4cuck (and escalated when Encyclopedia Dramatica made an article on him). He is a chuddy VIRGIN WITH RAGE turned schizo tranny due to brainwashing by some foodist trihards that milked him dry. Nowadays, he is living on junk food and blowing all his NEETbux on Playstation and Nintendo games. Infamously, he was exposed in 2021 for having sex with his own mother by a female failtroll (who was also a gegbull xherself).
Chris is quite possibly THE canonical lolcow, with Kiwi Farms itself getting its name from a mispronunciation of "CWCki Forums" by a troll pretending to be a lolcow. His life has been EXTENSIVELY documented, and has its very own 'ki that (you) are free to browse if you want to know more for whatever reason. Despite this, Wikipedia actively goes out of their way to censor every mention of Chris Chan, even from contexts in which xe is relevant such as their article on Kiwi Farms, even though Chris Chan has enough written about them, the tranitors refuse to write about him because the troons in charge would be reminded of how similar xey are to Chris Chan. In the year of our lord 2026, Chris is widely considered to have been "milked dry" due to him being fucking boring, and interacting with/trolling him is discouraged.
Joshua Moon was originally friendly with him, even offering to move in with Chris to help him with finances[1]. This was until Chris went fully off the rails, demanding Josh call him Sonichu while in schizo psychosis. And later was completely cut off after Chris raped his mom[2].
History[edit | edit source]
Christopher Weston Chandler was born to Bob Chandler and Barbara Weston on February 24, 1982. They were both older than you'd expect someone with a newborn to be, and both had had previous families. Chris was diagnosed with autism at an early age, going nonverbal for a few years after suffering some abuse from a babysitter. Bob and Barb were hoarders and heavily neglected Chris. He changed his name to Christian in 1994 after a "religious" experience.
In high school, he had a few female "friends." It was during this time that he learned to use the internet, and ended up creating the character of Sonichu. After graduating, he went to community college in Charlottesville, where he began his "love quest" to find a "boyfiend-free girl." He put up signs advertising himself as a single man, which were taken down by the dean, Mary Lee Walsh, creating a grudge that Chris has never let go of. He then turned to MySpace and the Fashion Square Shopping Center, a local mall. He was unsuccessful, obviously.
In 2007, he started to become internet famous, becoming a lolcow on SomethingAwful, 4chan, and Encyclopedia Dramatica. During this time, several trolls messaged him claiming to be girls who wanted to date him. Despite the trolling usually being low-effort, he seemed to fall for it every single time. Despite this, he did develop some semblance of a relationship with a real girl named Megan Schroeder, but he lost her after drawing art of himself fingering her. He also got in a massive feud with a local store called the GAMe PLACe.
In 2008, he began uploading videos to YouTube. He also started sending his first nudes around this time, including videos of him jerking off. Also in 2008, trolls started messaging him pretending to be Shigeru Miyamoto, claiming to be interested in developing a Sonichu game. He also created a "band" called Christian and the Hedgehog Boys, and made some awful music.
In 2009, he made a page about himself on Wikipedia. His website cwcville.com also got hacked. Later in 2009, someone else claimed to be the real Chris Chan. This person was later dubbed Liquid Chris.
A bunch of SNCA happened throughout the 2010s, culminating in him trooning out around 2016. In 2021, it was discovered that he was regularly fucking his own mother. He was arrested and spent a few years in jail. Unfortunately, the prosecution could not find enough evidence to convict him of anything.
Chris Chan's Dick[edit | edit source]
Back in Chris's classic era, when he was truly slow-witted and easily tricked by trolls, numerous photos of his "duck" (a term Chris used for his penis) were leaked online. These images horrified thousands of users due to the grotesque appearance, it looked so mangled, it seemed like a door had slammed it.
Dox (even THOUGH everybody knows this because Chris gives away xis addy to everyone)[edit | edit source]
- Aliases: Chris-Chan, CWC
- Legal Name: Christine Weston Chandler (Christian Weston Chandler from 1994-2016)
- Birth name: Christopher Weston Chandler
- Date of Birth: February 24, 1982 (44 years old)
- Sex: ♂ Male
- Address: 10682 Lee Jackson Hwy, Big Island, VA 24526
- Previous Address(es):
- 14 Branchland Court, Ruckersville, VA 22968
- 6382 Flintstone Drive, Barboursville, VA 22923
- Previous Address(es):
- Nationality: Amerimutt
- Ethnicity: White
- Email(s): ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com
- Religion: Christianity (in name only)
- Phono(s): No associated phone numbers
- Employment: Unemployed
- Education: Nathaniel Greene Primary School, Nathanael Greene Elementary School, Providence Middle School, Manchester High School, Piedmont Virginia Community College
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Chris in trve form -
Chris's old PAWG snowbunny -
Visual demonstration of what Chris's penis looks like when erect
Snopes
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJXVdmPN9jM
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REJOICE! HUMBLE CIS GERONTOPHILEYou can appreciate him by ordering a paid-for 'za to their housePedo-meter 3000:▲
