SNCA:Chris Chan

Chris Chan is a disturbing criminal Some actions taken by this individual are not in accordance with the law. They should not be replicated nor condoned.

Chris Chan is trans btw, if that matters.

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THIS PERSON IS A SEETHING CLITTYCEL! Don't make xer angry, or xer clitty may start leaking!

	This nigga has Assburgers Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.
	i hab the an iq == 28 btw if theT matters. J

THIS PERSON IS AS LIVELY AS A DOORKNOB OR THE SHEVVY They have been milked dry and are no longer funny or interesting or are no longer a gegbull.

Christopher Weston Chandler (Born: February 24th, 1982) is the TRUE AND HONEST creator of Sonichu and a dead lolcow discovered on October 26, 2007 by SomethingAwful and 4cuck (and escalated when Encyclopedia Dramatica made an article on him). he is a chuddy VIRGIN WITH RAGE turned schizo tranny due to brainwashing by some foodist trihards that milked chris dry. nowadays, he is living on junk food and blowing all his NEETbux on Playstation and Nintendo games. There's an entire wiki dedicated to documenting him and his shenanigans, if that matters.

History

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The Beginning

In early 2006, Chris was what would nowadays be defined as an incel. His autism makes him make up every word he doesn't know, so he called his dream partner a "boyfriend-free girl". Chris, at that point in time, was a large GEGBVLL retard who would constantly post videos (and a fucking sex tape) using a PSEye camera.

Chris Gets Found Out

The first mention of Chris on the internet outside of SomethingAwful or any other oldfag forum Chris's trolls would reside on was a blog post titled The tale of the Crazy Pacer.

Transgender Saga

In 2011, Chris's father Bob Chandler died of heart failure, resulting in a heavy decrease in trolling, as the classic era trolls began to give Chris room to grieve. After his father's death, Chris began the "tomboy" saga in earnest, and then in 2014 he started fully identifying as a trans woman, beginning Hormone Replacement Therapy in 2016.

Resurgence

In the late 2010s, there was a resurgence of Chris Chan trolling, specifically the Idea Guys, The Teen Troon Squad, and Isabella Loretta Janke. After the Incest Calls leaked in 2022, and Chris's subsequent arrest, Chris went absolutely batshit insane and started thinking he was the reincarnation of Jesus Christ and that all Muslims worshipped his mom.

Praetor Saga

After being bailed out by an anonymous benefactor, and being found unfit for trial, Chris was released. Then a bunch of carpetbagging faggots founded a company called Praetor LLC and convinced Chris to actually monetize his retardation, for their profit, of course. Chris now does semi-regular livestreams, and has an Etsy shop where retards and weens can buy gravel from Chris's house and Sonichu medallions that are somehow even lower quality than the original.