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England
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The great leadership of this nation abides by the doctrine of Judaism.
>literally 1948, or however the tea is partiedEngland is a great and prosperous land of the British Isles, sharing a border with Wales to the west and Scotland to the north. England is contained within the United Kingdom and, furthermore, the British commonwealth. In addition, it is recognized among the general populace most commonly by its foul weather and citizens. Its cities increasingly consist of unsanitary imbeciles shoving their shopping carts filled to the utter brim with garbage and "wares" through the street, and a far greater quantity of pubs than that of places in worship in Poland, with the remainder being fecal matter not a soul is seriously concerned with.
Englishmen are known for speaking in a laughably poor manner[a], being utterly foolish, having atrocious "gratis apocethary", being utterly foolish, being homosexual, being full of unsanitary imbeciles, as well as, pardon if I am repeating myself, being utterly foolish. This brings a tragic reckoning to their glory due to the fact that their culture was once rich and robust, being one of the brightest countries of mens’ hide on earth with many a respected territory over the sea.
In recent times, many persons in England and the Kingdom at large have been enraged at Führer Starmer's utterly foolish immigration and internet policies, and have protested these on many occasions, showing that it may not be a country full of utterly foolish goyslaves and shitskins. Something that came of this was the game Pathways, which chuds re-appropriated and now post nonstop gems about, to Starmer's dismay. This was, of course, an Anglo-Saxon Win.
History[edit | edit source]
Pre-Roman[edit | edit source]
According to Soyence, the first Neanderthal peoples settled in the British isle ~900,000 years ago by use of land bridges, and
had continued to live there until extinction (~40,000 years ago). After them, the Cro-Magnon peoples had inhabited the area and continued to inhabit said area throughout their evolution. When the last Ice Age ended, the area was re-inhabited by some of the earliest Breton ancestors (bronze age peoples, mostly), and had created the Stonehenge between ~3000 and ~1500 BC. In the Iron age, the isles were almost entirely inhabited by Celts such as the Bretons and early Gaelic peoples.
Roman and Germanic invasion[edit | edit source]
Britain was invaded by Jules Caesar in 55 and 54 BC as part of Gallic Wars, mostly because they made xis clitty leak or something, but xe failed. After many attempts of invasion, Claudius, as ordered by Caesar, annexed all of the English territories and took them for Rome in 43 AD.
In the early 5th century, Germanic BarbARYANS raped the Roman occupants of England, forcing them to retreat with bleeding anuses. This left England occupied by these Germanics, most notably Angles and Saxons[Ring any bells?] who went on to repopulate the country and, for the most part, coexist with the local Gaelic tribes. This would not last.
Angle-Saxon and Viking Obsession[edit | edit source]
During 6th century, most of the kingdoms in England were pagan but then in the 7th century, the Anglo-Saxon kingdoms were all converted into christcucks by missionaries from Ireland or europe. In the 8th century, Vikings were cucking europe, this includes the Anglo-Saxons who are very obsessed, so much so they settled in England.
Various rulers attempted to unite Anglo-Saxon kingdoms into one, but Wessex is very successful and so in 927, King Æthelstan I finally united England into one kingdom; people are happy, the Vikings married and made families, battlefields became land farms, and everybaldi lived a happy life ever after. NO GEG! IT'S NOT OVER YET! It's only a beginning with a new obesession...
Anglo-Franco War[edit | edit source]
It all started in 1066 because 3 phonos (Harold Godwinson the crowned, William the lsf duke of Normandy and Harald Hardrada the Viking king of Norway). William claimed the thrown was promised by Edward the confessor, while Harold is the crowned king, and Harald is Viking doing Viking things.
On October 14 1066, Normandy won the war because Harold got shot on his eye by an arrow and xis army and strategy is bad, Which gave William the Conqueror title and ruled till he died on September 9 1087 and normandy ruled england from 1066 to 1154. Also that war changed the English language or whatever Oversimplified told me on 'tube.
Anglo-Franco War: (The electric Bongalo)[edit | edit source]
After England got nu dynasty and Magna Carta being signed, Anti-semitism rose to great heights and in 1290, England became the first country to permanently expel Jews🗝️. A succession crisis in France led to the Hundred Years' War (1337-1453), a series of shitflinging and nigger wars involving the peoples of both nations.
Notable persons from Our Great Land[edit | edit source]
- Scallywag
- Verdurous jewelery
- Invoke
- Ronald †
- Netm/ revitalizationist
- Amalburga from Throughfares
Any unsanitary imbecile who abstains from rinsing their teeth.<--- selfquall unbearable homosexual
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- ↑ Even doe they invented the language
