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# Every Soyjak has the right to host religious and/or atheist(apostate) service™. | # Every Soyjak has the right to host religious and/or atheist(apostate) service™. | ||
# Every Soyjak can't be a [[Selfish|selfish little fuck]] | # Every Soyjak can't be a [[Selfish|selfish little fuck]] | ||
# Every | # Every Soyjak has the right to take the mandatory [[Vaccine|vaccine™.]] | ||
== And with the witness of [[Science|science™]] == | == And with the witness of [[Science|science™]] == | ||
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Soyjak Rights are the inalienable rights of every Soyjak.
- Every Soyjak has the right to eat bugs™.
- Every Soyjak has the right to wear a mask™.
- Every Soyjak has the right to drink soylent™.
- Every Soyjak has the right to eat the Impossible Whoppers™.
- Every Soyjak has the right to attend Black Lives Matter rallies™.
- Every Soyjak has the right to host religious and/or atheist(apostate) service™.
- Every Soyjak can't be a selfish little fuck
- Every Soyjak has the right to take the mandatory vaccine™.
