Soylent
Soylent™ is a brand of meal "replacement" products manufactured by Soylent Nutrition, Inc. It is every soyjak's favorite meal and "the reason why his testosterone levels are so low", which is definitely not misinformation that has been debunked years ago.
Soyjaks are born through soy consumption; Soylent™ does seem to have certain properties that makes it especially loved by soyboys, though, the question is: does Soylent™ create the soyjak or does it merely attract him? Even though it advertises itself on the fact that "complete ""nutrition"" shouldn’t be difficult or expensive", its lowest price per bottle is $2.63, and the average Soylent™ bottle that most 'teens are familiar with costs $3.00 at its lowest.[1] If you've caught on to the fact that its name is literally one half of Soylent Green, congratulations - you're onto (((them))).
The truth is, it is a bioweapon used by Jews to turn the goyim into weak sissy soyboys with no free will, for it is long confirmed that Soylent™ contains harmful elements such as literal estrogen.
A protein variant was released in 2021 so 'jaks who also work out can better replenish their microtears after doing 3 sets of 10 reps to tone the muscle, and it has over 30g of protein.
How much Soylent™ does an average soyboy drink?
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The Science has fact-checked that an average soyjak drinks around 34 litres of Soylent™ daily, and a hardcore fan drinks around 100 litres of Soylent™ DAILY! This shows you how Soylent™ affects the goyim into becoming Reddit regulars.[2]
It's known that a 'jak needs at least 25 litres of Soylent™ in his system in order to function properly.
Flavors
[edit | edit source]Soylent has the following flavors:
- Cacao
- Creamy Chocolate
- Strawberry
- Vanilla
- Mint Chocolate
- Banana
- Cafe Mocha
- Vitamin C
- Cum
- Shit & Piss
- Brimstone
All of the special flavors were made by the Sharty's /soy/ board on June 11, 2025. These Soylent bottles are the only archive.
>Does Soylent™ even taste good?
[edit | edit source]>Does Soylent™ even taste good?
Let Soylent connoisseur, expert, and IRL soyjak Mr. L give you an unbiased review of the Soylent™ flavours:
