Soylent

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Soylent is a brand of meal "replacement" products made by Soylent "Nutrition", Inc. It is Soyjak's favorite "meal" and the reason why his testosterone levels are low, which is definitely not misinformation that has been debunked years ago.

Soyjaks are born through soy consumption; Soylent does seem to have certain properties that makes it especially loved by Soyboys, the question is, does soylent create the soyjak or does it merely attract the soyjak? Even though it advertises itself on the fact that "complete ""nutrition"" shouldn’t be difficult or expensive." Its lowest price per bottle is $2.63. and the average soy bottle that most 'teens are familiar with costs $3.00 at the lowest.^[1] If you've caught on to the fact that its name is literally one half of Soylent Green, congratulations, you're onto (((them))).

Flavors[edit | edit source]

Soylent has the following flavors:

Cacao
Creamy Chocolate
Strawberry
Vanilla
Mint Chocolate
Banana
Cafe Mocha
Vitamin C
Cum
Shit and Piss
Brimstone

All of the special flavors were made by the Sharty's /soy/ board on June 11, 2025. These Soylent bottles are the only archive.

>Does Soylent even taste good?

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This Soyjak right here is consuming a large quantity of Soylent, leading to him dying at age 30 of basic nutrient deficiency.

Well, let Soylent connoisseur, expert, and IRL soyjak Mr. L give you an unbiased review of the Soylent flavours:

Notable Soylent Consumers[edit | edit source]

Gallery[edit | edit source]

Special Flavors

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It’s limited edition, so hurry up!
The new and improved BBC Soylent. The classic “Black Semen” Soylent is still available for you oldfags.
This flavour is banned in Russia
Collab with Sneed’s Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck’s)