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Soyjak Rights
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Soyjak Rights are the inalienable rights of every Soyjak.[edit | edit source]
- Every Soyjak has the right to eat bugs™.
- Every Soyjak has the right to wear a mask™.
- Every Soyjak has the right to drink soylent™.
- Every Soyjak has the right to eat the Impossible Whoppers™.
- Every Soyjak has the right to attend Black Lives Matter rallies™.
- Every Soyjak has the right to host religious and/or atheist(apostate) service™.
- Every Soyjak can't be a selfish little fuck
- Every Soyjack has the right to take the mandatory vaccine™.