Trinitite

It has been suggested that this article be merged into 2026 Soyjak Wiki hack. Discuss. [This page was last edited at 23:07, 13 August 2026 (UTC)]

This page is currently under development(You) VVILL NOT edit the page until it's properly finished.

🤣 Rest in piss, Trinitite 🤣Smoking that Trinitite pack tonight. 💯

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This person is a furry btw, if that matters

This person is trans btw, if that matters

Trinitite, whose name shall not be dignified with any honorific of sort, was a heckin' haxxor who managed to assume control of this very wiki on August 13, 2026, having achieved this by hacking into Cobblestone's account and resetting its password. During xheir brief reign, xhey essentially tried to ruin the wiki as much as possible: they banned jannies and other active contributors, deleted files en masse, and even redesigned the front page to the "Jarty" Wiki. Shortly afterwards, the site would go down, displaying a 502 Cloudflare error to anyone attempting to access it.

Eventually, Salt, on his wiki account, would log in and ban the nigger. He undid most of the damage wrought by xhem, though the full extent of the damage is still unknown. As a result, Salt stated that he would no longer grant bureaucrat perms to anyone else out of concerns for the site's safety.

See Also

• Captain Coal
• Captain Cob