(((Cloudflare)))
Cloudflare is (((Jewish))).
Cloudflare (also known as Crimeflare, Cuckflare, Glowflare, Kikeflare, Jeetflare, Clownflare, or Crapflare) is an American botnet disguised as an affordable reverse-proxy and DDoS-mitigation service. Its business model is based on the coersion of website administrators by using intimidation wielding DDoS attacks, against which, suspiciously, only Cloudflare's protection service is effective. The army of servers is kept well-fed by a steady stream of racket sales. Thus the botnet multiplies, kind of like how homosexuals multiply.[1] They then transfer all user data to their leadership.
A website is also re-purposed to serve propaganda like "Verifying security..." and "Did you know every third person you meet is actually a botnet under a coat?" if the website owner resorts to those full-page Cloudflare captcha checks. The goal is to make it appear justified to deny access to most websites VPN and Tor users, objectors to JavaScript and generally those who run a functioning web browser but don't conform to however way Cloudflare intends to track you, which puts in cause an openness principle of the World Wide Web, while you believe the connection protection is for your protection. This also prevents most web archiving software from working on Cloudflare-protected sites, meaning said sites can easily be memoryholed.
It is possible to bypass Cloudflare by using browser automation software such as Selenium. It is available for Java, Python, C++, C#, and more. This has been leveraged in several Sharty raids such as Operation Name the Party which used browser automation to bypass Cloudflare.
Man in the middle[edit | edit source]
Cloudflare-protected servers are instanced across a vast content-delivery-network, with visitors never interacting with the real server. The unencrypted contents of user's interaction are entirely handled by Cloudflare.
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For a site to use cloudflare, the owner has to point their DNS records to cloudflare's servers, at which point they effectively handed cloudflare full control of their website (as long as the DNS records point to cloudflare's servers). ... However, this is not a Man-in-the-Middle attack, because the website owner gave cloudflare permission to do all of this. So it's not an attack, it's a secure connection to cloudflare (who the website owner gave permission to serve content at their domain name). |
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This is functionally a "consensual" man-in-the-middle attack, but it's passively accepted as a fact of using the internet at this point. From hosting your bank's website to soyjak.party, Crimeflare dominates the CDN market with an 80% share, essentially performing a man-in-the-middle-attack on the entire internet. Some have pointed out the colossal datamining potential of such a position, that is without conting their "free" warp vpn and ISP servers, but the argument loses ground when verified fact-checkers revealed the proponents are dangerous, unmedicated conspiracy theorists. <---------------------------- THIS WAS WRITTEN BY AGENTS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER
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| Cloudflare is part of a series on The brimstone that is killing Soyjak Wiki 
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Gradingcaust ♦ Cacacaust ♦ (((DynaDot, Porkbun, Epik and NameCheap))) ♦ The Second Template Question ♦ Soypocalypse ♦ Clittybans ♦ Jannies not approving my edits | |
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Admin Ϫ ♦ Cleaning up spam ♦ The gem that saved the Party ♦ My pages ♦ IAS pages ♦ Pages with funny gimmicks ♦ Learning about the past ♦ Meds NOW ♦ Soot returning ♦ Sproke ♦ SprokemowerMan ♦ and most importantly... Original Content | |
