CURRENT MISSION: Conclude the 2026 soyjak.party hack page, aswell as any pages relating to it, such as the Summer 2026 Crisis page.
Update Quotecord with any relevant info. See the blackboard for more info.
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Revision as of 01:24, 14 August 2026
Consider bringing a pickaxe!
Consider bringing a glass of water!
The 2026 Soyjak Wiki hack happened on August 13, 2026, when Soyjak Wiki was hacked after Cobblestone's account was compromised by an individual named Trinitite through a password reset.[1] During xheir brief reign, xhey essentially tried to ruin the wiki as much as possible - they banned jannies and other active contributors, deleted files en masse, and even redesigned the front page to the "Jarty" Wiki. 
Eventually, Salt, who completely ignored the wiki until then, would log in to his account and ban the nigger. He undid most of the damage wrought by xhem, though the full extent of the damage is still unknown, and is being assessed. As a result, Salt stated that he would no longer grant bureaucrat perms to anyone else out of concerns for the site's safety.
Trinitite
The hacker, Trinitite, Powerword:
73.66.30.11
forced xis shitty troonslop artist on the 'ki during his short period as admin. The same artist was forced during the Third Soysurgency.
Trinitite is Cobblestone theory
Before it was confirmed that Cobblestone was hacked, a very popular theory was the idea that "Trinitite" was a nu alter ego created by her in attempts to cause drama, defame Salt, or do some gay event that nobody cares about.
Many users, including Salt himself, were convinced by this theory, as Cobblestone's (hacked) account had promoted User:Trinny to Bureaucrat, and later hid those contributions from the user rights log, making it seem very suspicious. However, Salt officially debunked it and claimed to have checked the logs and found no wrongdoings by Cobblestone.[2]
Fenriris hacked the 'ki theory
The theory about Feniris hacking the 'ki was first discovered and talked about on /soy/, there are multiple reasons on why feniris could have done this and the similarities between xhem and xhe hackers.
Reasons why Feniris would have done it
- His face, address, name were getting spammed on the 'ki, his user talkpage, practically everywhere, Feniris probably didnt like this and wanted to get revenge
- Feniris was being disrespected by many 'teens on the sharty
- He wanted to do one final last fuck you against the sharty for their actions against xim
Reasons they are the same people
- Both like and arefurfags
- Feniris would be the only way or the only person besides salt to have cobbles password due to him being an admin at the time
- Both were in California
Marketpliers hacked the 'ki theory
This theory claims that the former moderator MarketPliers hacked the 'ki, perhaps as retaliation to Cobblestone and quotecord for stripping away xer janny status. Waiting for the perfect moment to strike through a hidden backdoor xe put while xe was a janny.
Reasons Marketpliers would have done it
- Revenge for the Soyvil War 5 where xe ragequitted the soysphere
- Xe didn't like Salt because he was a transphobic bigot.
Reasons they are the same people
- Both the hacker and xer had vivaldi trans furry women as avatar
- Both were very angry with Cobblestone and quotecord.
- Xe might have installed a backdoor that allowed her to hack Cobblestone account.
