SECApedia/Staff

This page is an archive of SECApedia's Staff list. Many links are gone and the introduction is written in the context of this being SECApedia.

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The Staff of this very wiki SECApedia, also known as Joon joons and "the faggots that deny your edits" are composed of a few groups, those being:

• Sysadmins

aka. System Administrators are effectively the same as bureaucrats when it comes to their permissions on the wiki itself, although (as the name implies) they may additionally access the site's servers, letting them add plugins, disable/enable account creation, fuck up LocalSettings.php for a month and most importantly: JSID

^{[aldoe we won't do dat oops domain got nuked]}, aswell as much, much more.

• Bureaucrats

Posess all the powers of sysops, with the addition of having the "Interface Administrator" role, which allows them to edit stuff like MediaWiki:Common.css, aswell as (obviously) the "Bureaucrat" role, which allows them to promote & demote anyone they please, without any cooldown.

Only extremely trusted people can get into this group, since it allows you to fu.ck the site many, much more than a sissyop can.

• Sysop

The first group to be SECA enough to be mentioned on the contact list. Has the "Administrator", "Suppresor", "Check User" and "Temporary Account IP Viewer" permissions. I'm too much of a lazy shalalala to list all of the details of them so just read this.

• Approver

Self explanatory permissions. All approvers are (obviously) autoconfirmed by default (EVERY approver should read this btw.)

>How do i become a joon poon?

First of all you must meet the criteria for autoconfirmed, for a bureaucrat to even consider hiring drafting you:

• Don't edit like shit, at the very least you must follow the Manual of Style, but it would be nice to edit better than that, for example how the subject of this very page do it.
• Don't be some weird freak attentionwhore. Seriously, we don't need more of them.
• Be relatively active, in other words: Don't be a DNB. The vague definition of this is atleast ~250 edits total with 100 in the last month.

You can follow the CURRENT MISSION to fast-track this.

• Aaand don't break DA ROOOLZ, doe this should be pretty obvious.
• Or simply just be someone that the Staff team knows (kek), like Mutt from soygem.party.

After all that, you can simply just apply, either publically on a sysadmins (or bureaucrats) talkpage, or privately at mailto:soyoyuki@tutamail.com.

Current Staff

Sysadmins (Owners)

• soyoyuki (19 June 2026 - Present)
• Tether (20 June 2026 - Present)

Bureaucrats

• John5433 (28 June 2026 - Present)
• GooderSoy (28 June 2026 - Present)
• Yaquer200 (15 July 2026 - Present)
• Mutt (7 August 2026 - Present)

Sysops

• Soyage (13 July 2026 - Present)

Approvers

• Chuddychudchud (28 June 2026 - Present)
• SECA Enthusiast (7 July 2026 - Present)
• ^{[example needed]} (20 July 2026 - Present)
• OYVEY (23 July 2026 - Present)
• Sempiel (7 August 2026 - Present)
• Zaryan (7 August 2026 - Present)

Bots

Information about specific bots are located on their user page.

• Import
• Abuse filter
• Maintenance script

Former Staff

Name crossed out = B&.

Former Sysops

• Chuddychudchud (28 June 2026 - 4 July 2026)
• Tloot (26 June 2026 - 9 July 2026)

Former Approvers

• GUN (26 June 2026 - 28 June 2026)
• Cobgang (26 June 2026 - 28 June 2026)
• Crickling (26 June 2026 - 27 June 2026)
• ImpishSwede (26 June 2026 - 3 July 2026)
• Blacktradcathmarxist (29 June 2026 - 3 July 2026)
• Sawoot (13 July 2026 - 16 July 2026)

Notes

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