Gold

THIS PERSON IS AS LIVELY AS A DOORKNOB OR THE SIDCITY They have been milked dry and are no longer funny or interesting or are no longer a gegbull.

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	THIS PERSON IS A MASSIVE SCHIZO
	You can help by notifying the Mental Asylum.

	This nigga has Assburgers Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.
	Man this piece of media is such a hyper fixation!!

goldy goo

Gold is, ironically, iron.

This page is a gem.

2nd and 4th President of /dem/ Goot/Gold Gold ## President
Self-insertPissbaby Impish Soyak Ears edit he self-inserts as Image used to mock Gold o algo Also made by Mist
2nd and 4th President of /dem/
In office March 5, 2025 - March 29, 2025
Vice President	CobsonTALKS
Preceded by	[VON STROHEIM]
Succeeded by	Cobson
In office February 1, 2025 - February 15, 2025
Vice President	Donald Trump
Preceded by	CobsonTALKS
Succeeded by	[VON STROHEIM]
6th Vice President of /dem/
In office May 1, 2025 - May 31, 2025
President	CobsonTALKS
Preceded by	Chud
Personal details
Nationality	German
Political party	Independent/Goldism
Best known for	Being the second and fourth president of /dem/, shilling /dem/, being schizophrenic, being IAS, getting impeached for being mediator(second president), Hosting his Minecraft server for 24/7.
Cabinet	Donald Trump, Bronze, Britgod, Anon_humor, janny5, 225, Soob
IAS?	Yes
Tripcode	!!uvGjYMA.Ts (Until February 14 2025) !utWEud8dUs (Until February 17 2025) !!crg1eZGu4k (Until February 18 2025) !!2LVSbx8Hdw (Current)
Soyjak Wiki account	User:Gold

Gold!!2LVSbx8Hdw (formerly Goot), also known as "CORE_DUMP_" and Sozjak, is a namefag who served as the 6th vice president of /dem/ from May 1, 2025 to May 31, 2025. He has also served as the 2nd and 4th president of /dem/, from February 1, 2025 to February 15, 2025 and again from March 5, 2025 to March 29, 2025, succeeding CobsonTALKS and [VON STROHEIM]. He wants to reinstate coal police, move all most bait to /bait/, sticky raid and SMV threads, ban derailers of pedo doxing raiding threads, remove all EPI, and ban religious debates on /dem/ in raid threads. His UID is 218.

Gold is the first person in /dem/'s history to be elected to a non-consecutive second term.

He is known for his severe autism, spergouts, and his obsession with pissing on people. Due to this, 'eens invented the art form of "Goldbaiting" (also known as Goldmining),^{[no one calls it this]} where you would make posts to make Gold sperg out as much as possible. (geg he's literally lee goldson)

More recently, most Gold discussion and "spergouts" have been astroturfed and feigned by Gold himself using sock accounts and samefagging in a desperate plea for attention^{[it just is, ok?]}, even though all Gold drama was always caused by him samefagging and this whole page was written by him and everything about him was blown out of proportion by him. He is now considered a dead gegbull. He currently makes OC and art on SoyBooru, while also working on a revamp of his Minecraft server, Soyworld.

He is currently permanently banned from the sharty for posting some self-harming tranny's photos or something.

Early History

Though not much is known about him, we do know that he joined the Party during 2023. He claims to have started and led Operation: Nigger Madness 2025, the Pedocaust, and led the defense on the Friday Massacre. On January 30, 2025, he would create a schlog account under the name "Golden".

Ideology

His claimed ideology, which he dubbed "Goldism" is centered around engaging in raids, trolling, and projects. He stated that Operation 9/11, the Pedocaust, and Operation Nigger Madness inspired his vision for /dem/, as these events are memorable and gemmy.

First presidency

On February he was appointed Dictator President of /dem/. Following this, he would add 7 extra janny spots. Gold would ban every user that disagreed with his rule or tried to soyduel him (a nusoicaca at its finest).^{[it just is, ok?]}

Due to /dem/'s low PPH, his raids mostly failed despite being stickied (even doe he had around 10 threads stickied at a time, making it extremely hard to navigate). He argued this is because of "people being stubborn to /soy/". (But it's actually because he banned everyone and no one wants to use /soy2/) On February 13th an impeachment poll was held, with a majority voting to impeach him.

Operation 9/12

Around the start of his administration, Gold started Operation 9/12, his attempt at creating the next Operation 9/11. Multiple targets were suggested but nothing ever came of it, and the thread died.

/dem/ sings Cobman

An attempt to make a project similar to /soy/ sings gem cobbity but for CobMan instead. In total, five 'teens submitted files of themselves singing the song before the thread was abandoned.

Frogposting

Frogposters were invited to /dem/. By the end there were likely more posts about Pepe then Soyjaks. ^[Marge...]

CobsonTalks also had a notable presence during Gold's rule.

>ITS DA JOOS AND DA FROOOOOTS FAULT THAT MY BOARD IS DEAD NOT THE FACT I BANNED EVERYO-ACK!!!!

Goldbaiting operations

Trebson allegations

During his campaign, a soyteen with the ID "TY9tuw4c" posted a screenshot accusing him of being Trebson/Goot (Previous owner of the former affycord) while falseflagging as as another candidate, as Dob made a statement about this earlier.^{[it just is, ok?]} Gold claimed that this wasn't possible because Trebson was rangebanned on all boards, and jannies would have banned him if he actually was Trebson. In an attempt to prove this further, he made a thread claiming that if jannies don't ban him and leak his IP he is not the affycuck. His explanation for why he called himself "Goot" is because gold starts with a G.

Elections

During the smear campaign, a user with the ID TY9tuw4c claimed that Gold sent 'p to Dob through email (note that he was pretending to be Dob at this time), but the real Dob revealed that this wasn't true, claiming that he always used a tripcode.^{[it just is, ok?]} Dob would say these false allegations came from his long time enemy, the Jassy, as he had waged a long war to get Skajyos, the owner of the Jassy, arrested, and claimed that it was an effort to get both Gold and Dob in trouble. Following this, Gold would call anyone who went against him a "Jassypedo" or "TY9tuw4c". A 'teen would go onto the 8chan.moe /affy/ board and found a post made by Gold about the elections. Gold asserted that this wasn't him, though he provided no evidence. Furthermore, TY9tuw4c would supposedly falseflag as Soylek, calling Gold a pedophile despite Soylek going AWOL 3 days before.^{[it just is, ok?]}

Name change and conclusion

The general consensus is that he has no association with der 'affy. ^{[it just is, ok?]} Some people say he fabricated all evidence against himself and spammed coal (spadesons and femboy porn) in order to make the opposition look stupid. He would later change his name from "Goot" to "Gold". Xhe has revealed numerous times that xhe xherself is a Spadeson poster, as evidenced by numerous screenshots of xher posts. Even though you have to be retarded to believe that those are actually him because the tripcode is clearly different.

>	falseflagging faggot, My goldenshower will fucking kill you. I can kill with my dick, no penetration needed and you'll still be raped to death. Bleed.	<
-Gold when banning slvt4bibisi

February 5 false flagging

Fake screenshots

On February 5 'teens would spam an alleged screenshot of Gold admitting to gooning to 'p. Fortunately, Gold was awake and swiftly clittyleaked, claiming that the screenshots were faked, due to the easily noticeable use of MS paint to doctor these messages.

>	THREAD DIED. COME TO /DEM/	<
-Alleged false flaggot

THREAD DIED / Thread killer incident

Because Gold immediately clittyleaked, a 'teen seized the opportunity to avatarfag as Gold; spamming every thread with "THIS THREAD IS DEAD. COME TO /DEM/". Due to the excessive gemming, Jannies decided to temporarily ban him from all boards. Since the in incident, he would call all falseflaggers "Pyrite" and clittyleak every time this spam was posted or he was blamed for it.

Further clitty leakage

Throughout his presidency (but especially as it reached its end) Gold would have massive sperg-outs whenever he was criticized, brought up in a negative light, or otherwise insulted. These spergouts involved Gold becoming extremely defensive in threads, telling other people that they were actually the BBC spammers, and banning people with paragraphs long ban messages full of clitty leakage. This became more widely known when a /dem/ namefag, Svejk, posted xer ban message to the IRC.

Impeachment and infamous ban message

Gold Impeachment
Part of The /gem/-/dem/ wars
FRYING of Gold
Date Februrary 13, 2025 - Februrary 15, 2025 Location Soyjak.party, IRC Result Gold's Impeachment, large power vacuum within /dem/. Decisive political /gem/ victory.
Belligerents
Goldists /dem/	/gem/ /soy/	Third Force Falseflaggers Anti-Goldists
Commanders and leaders
Gold	UID 224 UID 225 UID 138	UID 102
Casualties and losses
Gold's mediator account, presidency, and reputation	Countless sides irreparably damaged by hours of gegs	Countless sides irreparably damaged by hours of gegs

Gold would later uncover a "conspiracy to overthrow his administration" from /gem/, causing his mediator account he used to access /gem/ to be deleted, with his /dem/ presidential account remaining unscathed.

His impeachment was started by a /gem/pass user called Jeb hosting a poll, after which 9a0c began the official no-confidence poll to impeach Gold. As of February 13, 2025, Gold's spergouts would become so severe that he had a schizophrenic meltdown in IRC and on /soy/.

He would have his final omega-sperg on the 14th of February, where he would make a ban that would appear on the ban page with the following text:

>

You fuckers were never honest. Making up apologies to save face, GEG. Fuck you and your stupid fucking board, you niggers and the 3rd force have single handedly ruined /dem/ and turned it into the deadest nigger baby ever, spamming under my name on /soy/, lying about me being a pedophile, lying about CobsonTALKS, all of you niggers. I'm fuckin telling you when the day comes and the shit hits the fan that will be the only day you will be truly sorry, the Sharty is a front company so Froot can whitewash his money and evade taxes. This website isn't what you think you little shitskin SEAmonkey, you will all perish. I'm gonna piss and kill everyone here and nobody will stop me. Get it through your thick skull. >its not a moral issue it is, you are ruining the quality of this site. If you fuckers didn't do it, /soy/ wouldn't be under spam and coal, and /dem/ would be alive and everything would've been perfect. But no, "MY HECKIN' EVIL PLANZZ TO OVERTHROW DER GOLDEN ORDER", yeah really funny thanks for ruining the Sharty. Now go back to /gem/ talking about how much I looove to leak my clitty or something and that I am a sperg and diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia since 19 oh yeah thats so true amirite I dont have fucking schizophrenia that was a "possibility". Fuck you and your bullshit board that only produces brimmy dust. Why isn't being part of /gem/ counted as rule 3? >its not that deep then why go through all this obsessive effort just to get me taken down? I don't give a shit if the "3rd force" is real or not, because you were all actively participating in that shit for sure. Pieces of shits like you need to die so badly please Jesus strike this nigger down I need him dead I want you dead so badly. I want to kill you I want to kill you please let me kill you why wont you die come to my fucking house please so I can stab you to death Bergredder 36, Barsbüttel, Germany ill finish you forever you will not come back

<

Fourth /dem/ Election

After Von Stroheim's stepping down as President, Gold would take part of a speed election between 225 and Princess Celestia. The election would quickly grow further to Gold's favor as 225 and mr niggler were disqualified for deleting and banning his threads exposing /gem/. With 38 of the 182 total votes having been invalidated due to 225's disqualification, the winner of the elections was Gold with 107 (74.3%) out of the 144 valid votes.

IRC Leakage

Gold likes to leak on the IRC sometimes.

<%watt> Golds guess what
<+Golds> ok what nigger
<%watt> Chicken butt

He proceeded to leak more and then get sent to niggerhell. (KEEEEK)

SNCApedia

After the previous owner of SNCApedia was exposed for involving himself with chinnyfags on telegram; found to have made sexual remarks about raping toddlers, he would hand over SNCApedia to Gold in response.

Gallery

• His official propaganda campaign video he would spam on brimmy threads.
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  One of his posters
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  >EVERY RULE IS A GOLDEN RULE
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  A falseflagger pretending to be Gold in order to ruin his reputation further.
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  The final leak.
• Video gold made while going on xis schizo autist rant

Citations

For some reason, you thought that posting this would put you on the moral high ground. toopy and binoo is there doe and its aryan, its cancelled out shemmycuck

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