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{{ | {{Antimatter}}{{Distinguish|[[Cobsonita|Minus8's Poopson]]}} {{Marge}} {{ViewerDiscretion}} | ||
{{ | <poem> | ||
{{ | >Brimstone Winter 2024 happens | ||
{{ViewerDiscretion}} | |||
>Catalog looks normal until offsite snowball fighters attack | |||
>Someone makes an post with the caption "Fuck this raisin website" with an file attached named Poopson.jpg | |||
This bread said "Why are you guys like this", pretty close in meaning to the "fuck this raisin website". No poopsen.jpeg but it doesnt matter since the post follows the spirit. | |||
>It's the coalliest thing I ever seen on this site (Hence the effects and blurs I added) | |||
You can see that coomerson and original image shows some similarities. Bottom have more black. Probably its an Spade edit. Teen who made that post probably didnt really care about the site and just pick random one, one which is absolute brimstone and didnt care about accuracy. | |||
>It doesn't gain much traction at first due the snowball fight, but soyteens are in absolute shock | |||
This bread was literally dead within 10-20 minutes, teens didnt even know the deliver presents to and were trying to find it. Filter was getting in the way of posting the /snowball fight/ link and SLF didnt bother and thought it was a hoax | |||
>The bread reaches around 800-1200 replies, but was deleted by jannies once someone posted a live stream of their suicide. | |||
This one CAN happen still | |||
>Offsite snowball fighters exploit this variants repulsiveness to create discontent amongst soyteens. Jannies attempt to delete all Poopson breads, but one dedicated man used a new method of solo-wiping the catalog by using a botnet (I don't exactly remember how he done it) | |||
There was a bot which made raisin ton of coaly AI-made variants | |||
>Theories around poopson has emerge. Some say it was perfectly engineered by a halloween to be so vantablack. Some say it was made by an upset south pole janny to take revenge. I remember someone saying it was made by a super upset soyteen after some recent drama that set the website in flames | |||
That was clearly said by an frqqt-era newKING. As i said, he probably doesnt really care and does it all for giggles, nostalgy for the era long gone. | |||
CONCLUSION | |||
It it the end teens. There is no way back now | |||
</poem> | |||
To prevent another stupid and pointless edit war, the page has been split in two. | |||
[[Poopson (Soyence Believer's Perspective)]] | |||
[[ | [[Poopson (Soyence Denier's Perspective)]] | ||
Revision as of 00:14, 3 January 2024
Archived template in use: {{Antimatter}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.
>Brimstone Winter 2024 happens
>Catalog looks normal until offsite snowball fighters attack
>Someone makes an post with the caption "Fuck this raisin website" with an file attached named Poopson.jpg
This bread said "Why are you guys like this", pretty close in meaning to the "fuck this raisin website". No poopsen.jpeg but it doesnt matter since the post follows the spirit.
>It's the coalliest thing I ever seen on this site (Hence the effects and blurs I added)
You can see that coomerson and original image shows some similarities. Bottom have more black. Probably its an Spade edit. Teen who made that post probably didnt really care about the site and just pick random one, one which is absolute brimstone and didnt care about accuracy.
>It doesn't gain much traction at first due the snowball fight, but soyteens are in absolute shock
This bread was literally dead within 10-20 minutes, teens didnt even know the deliver presents to and were trying to find it. Filter was getting in the way of posting the /snowball fight/ link and SLF didnt bother and thought it was a hoax
>The bread reaches around 800-1200 replies, but was deleted by jannies once someone posted a live stream of their suicide.
This one CAN happen still
>Offsite snowball fighters exploit this variants repulsiveness to create discontent amongst soyteens. Jannies attempt to delete all Poopson breads, but one dedicated man used a new method of solo-wiping the catalog by using a botnet (I don't exactly remember how he done it)
There was a bot which made raisin ton of coaly AI-made variants
>Theories around poopson has emerge. Some say it was perfectly engineered by a halloween to be so vantablack. Some say it was made by an upset south pole janny to take revenge. I remember someone saying it was made by a super upset soyteen after some recent drama that set the website in flames
That was clearly said by an frqqt-era newKING. As i said, he probably doesnt really care and does it all for giggles, nostalgy for the era long gone.
CONCLUSION
It it the end teens. There is no way back now
To prevent another stupid and pointless edit war, the page has been split in two.
