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Cobbess

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>Though maybe you were looking for Femson?
💗 OH MY SCIENCE SHE IS SO ATTRACTIVE!!! 💗
💗 This page features a very pretty woman 💗

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Cobbess is a forced meme?

Heckin' downvoted

> idk about her being poopson but she sure is boobson cuz GYATT dayyyum <
some nigga
Cobbess smells like bait.
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Cobbess
NAS, Not even Variant:Unknown
OriginMinus8's LiveStream (December 14 4:30 PM, 2023)

Cobbess, also known as Milkson, is a NAS brimstone coomer crude mockery of Cobson made by pedophile (((pornographer))) Minus8.

On December 14th, at 4:30 PM, during one of the streams, minus8 drew Cobbess after reading the wiki page for Cobson. He was coerced to draw Cobbess by the evil alt-right woah jack incels who raided his streams, probably thinking they were just a group of coomers looking for a free commission or something.

Characteristics[edit | edit source]

Cobbess is a generic coomer-artstyle woman, notably known for her large cleavage. She wears a shirt with the word "GODDESS" on the bust area, a reference to the notorious lawnmower man scene. Contrary to popular belief, she is NOT a female version of Cobson, due to her having absolutely zero characteristics that make her IAS in any way.

Cobbess has also been banned from SoyBooru for obvious reasons. <-- The reason is it makes Dolls pecks and abs start twitching out of anger whenver he sees such brimstone while laughing at another ABDL video which he 100% does NOT goon to

Variants[edit | edit source]

In the first 10 MINUTES many variants were made. No images can be provided at the moment due to the thread being nuked. Shown below are two of them which were posted in the original thread.[it just is, ok?]

Cafe cobbess
Cafe Cobbess
Soytan Cobbess
Soytan Cobbess

omgsisa

Poopson Connections[edit | edit source]

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!
The following page or section was written during a schizo episode.
You WILL remind the author to take his meds.

A 'teen was shockingly able to find multiple similarities between the blurred poopson image and Cobbess proving the Poopson theory true.[even doe poopson is an markiplier 'jak variant, mouth doesn't fit and the right image it's clearly a baldman]

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