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User contributions for Alpine Express
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2 August 2026
- 14:3014:30, 2 August 2026 diff hist −13 m Mongolia Doing it like this now, if somebody knows how to randomly redirect to a page, please fix this. Tags: New redirect Reverted
- 14:2614:26, 2 August 2026 diff hist +10 m Mongolia Attempt #3 or whatever to get this to work Tag: Reverted
- 14:2414:24, 2 August 2026 diff hist +6 m Mongolia No edit summary Tag: Reverted
- 14:2114:21, 2 August 2026 diff hist +20 m Mongolia Redirect either to Hungary or Finland randomly (Hungos are Mongos as well #HungarianLivesDon'tMatter) Tags: Removed redirect Reverted
- 14:1814:18, 2 August 2026 diff hist +14 m SNCA:Catalonia Added the countries list current
- 14:0614:06, 2 August 2026 diff hist +10 m SNCA:Austria Keyed
30 July 2026
- 02:1402:14, 30 July 2026 diff hist −302 SNCA:Austria Background doesn't work on phone screens
- 02:1202:12, 30 July 2026 diff hist +633 SNCA:Austria Made the display text look like an actual Austrian flag and added a custom background Tag: Visual edit: Switched
- 01:5501:55, 30 July 2026 diff hist +14 N File:AlpineHutIndoorsBackgroundNew.png No edit summary current
- 01:4501:45, 30 July 2026 diff hist +23 N File:AlpineHutIndoorsBackground.png No edit summary current
- 00:5500:55, 30 July 2026 diff hist +27 N File:AlpineHutIndoors.jpg No edit summary current
29 July 2026
- 03:0603:06, 29 July 2026 diff hist +2,110 SNCA:Austria Added an Austrian template
- 02:3102:31, 29 July 2026 diff hist +14 N File:Cartoon Mountain Range.webp No edit summary current
- 02:2902:29, 29 July 2026 diff hist +11 N File:Stiegl Bier.png No edit summary current
- 02:0302:03, 29 July 2026 diff hist +35 N File:AustriaFinalSunburst.webp No edit summary current
28 July 2026
- 19:1219:12, 28 July 2026 diff hist +94 N File:Stefan Rauch feat. Petutschnig Hons - 15er Steyr (HBz Bounce Remix).mp3 HBz remix of the famous Austrian song 15er Steyr. current
- 18:5818:58, 28 July 2026 diff hist +17 N File:Austria Schnitzel.png No edit summary current
- 14:0414:04, 28 July 2026 diff hist +73 m SNCA:Austria Started both World Wars and successfully blamed G*rmany award
- 13:5513:55, 28 July 2026 diff hist +845 Libertarianism Added the Gadsden Soy Flag and a section about Austrian Economics
- 10:4210:42, 28 July 2026 diff hist +38 m SNCA:Austria Cool glow title
25 July 2026
- 02:0102:01, 25 July 2026 diff hist +80 m SNCA:Austria Changed the display title
24 July 2026
- 21:3821:38, 24 July 2026 diff hist +125 SNCA:Austria Gemmified the page again after the previous editor fucked everything up
- 20:5320:53, 24 July 2026 diff hist +99 m Adolf Hitler Linked Arnold Schwarzenegger
- 20:5220:52, 24 July 2026 diff hist +31 m SNCA:Austria Linked Arnold Schwarzenegger
- 20:4520:45, 24 July 2026 diff hist +6,922 N SNCA:Arnold Schwarzenegger Everything about the trve aryan Arnold Schwarzenegger
- 15:0215:02, 24 July 2026 diff hist +490 Adolf Hitler Added Hitler's secret Austrian patriotism
- 14:3414:34, 24 July 2026 diff hist +663 SNCA:Austria Added an animated version of the Austria girl. I also added a GermanACK.
- 14:0614:06, 24 July 2026 diff hist +20 N File:Live G*rman Reaction.png No edit summary current
- 14:0614:06, 24 July 2026 diff hist +19 N File:AustriaGirlAnimated.gif No edit summary current
- 10:3010:30, 24 July 2026 diff hist +129 SNCA:Hungary Updated all the Austria links + added AVSTRIAN BVLL CONTROL
- 02:1302:13, 24 July 2026 diff hist −7 m SNCA:Austria Fixed a {{2}} being there and having this annoying expand / collapse thing removed
- 02:0902:09, 24 July 2026 diff hist +51 SNCA:Austria Added that hating G*rmans is aryan template and moved the Euro template down to the states
- 01:4801:48, 24 July 2026 diff hist +626 SNCA:Austria Mandatory G*rmany hate section for all the trve Austrians
- 01:3401:34, 24 July 2026 diff hist +39 N File:Silence G*rman.png No edit summary current
- 01:2001:20, 24 July 2026 diff hist +1,780 SNCA:Austria Added a list of Austrian gems and also all of Austria's states
- 00:5800:58, 24 July 2026 diff hist +798 SNCA:Austria I enhanced Austria's info page
- 00:2500:25, 24 July 2026 diff hist +111 SNCA:Austria Added the Austria girl
- 00:0800:08, 24 July 2026 diff hist +91 SNCA:Austria Added glowtext and gemtext to make the page feel for alive. Also uploaded an image of the average Austrian (idk if I did it correctly or if it will show up)
- 00:0700:07, 24 July 2026 diff hist +57 N File:Average Austrian.png No edit summary current
23 July 2026
- 23:3123:31, 23 July 2026 diff hist +942 SNCA:Austria Censored G*rmans as not to offend the trve Austrians. Added more context to Austrian culture and history.
- 15:2515:25, 23 July 2026 diff hist +4 N User:Alpine Express/Sandbox Created page with "Test" current
- 13:3813:38, 23 July 2026 diff hist +170 User talk:Alpine Express →Wait
- 13:3513:35, 23 July 2026 diff hist +39 User talk:Alpine Express →Wait
- 13:2713:27, 23 July 2026 diff hist +98 User talk:Alpine Express →Wait
- 13:2313:23, 23 July 2026 diff hist +209 User talk:Alpine Express →Wait
- 13:0913:09, 23 July 2026 diff hist +231 User talk:Alpine Express →Wait
- 12:3312:33, 23 July 2026 diff hist +455 User talk:Alpine Express →Wait
- 12:2012:20, 23 July 2026 diff hist +338 User talk:Alpine Express →Wait
- 12:0612:06, 23 July 2026 diff hist +138 User talk:Alpine Express →Wait
22 July 2026
- 21:5621:56, 22 July 2026 diff hist +40,465 SNCA:Austria I added how Austrians are very autistic. Then I proceeded to type out the entire history of Austria while also making some rape jokes. The previous history section didn't quite capture Austria's aura and I (a trve certified Austrian) had to step in. Tag: Reverted