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>	In short, we must face the fact that the purely free society will have a flourishing free market in children.	<
(((Murray Rothbard)))

>	A parent does not have the right to aggress against his children, but also that the parent should not have a legal obligation to feed, clothe, or educate his children, since such obligations would entail positive acts coerced upon the parent and depriving the parent of his rights. The parent therefore may not murder or mutilate his child, and the law properly outlaws a parent from doing so. But the parent should have the legal right not to feed the child, i.e., to allow it to die.	<
(((Murray Rothbard)))

>	For people who have that fear, I always tell, look, you can reduce the problem by one if you just simply kill yourself on the spot, then the problem is already one person less.	<
Hans-Herman Hoppe, refuting overpopulation alarmism

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Libertarianism is (((Jewish))).

Libertarianism, also known as libertARYANism or lolbertarianism, is the complete opposite ideology to Communism. It prioritizes FREEDOM! over authority, welfare, public services, and equity programs. Bleeding-heart libertarians Most libertarians think faggotry, heckin' gender affirming surgery, and abortion should be legal on principle, most libertarians also hold the position that laws and morals shouldn't be 1:1. Infamously there's some libertarians that use free speech as a talking point for defending their loli gooning habits or end up debating the age of consent, but there's also vehemently anti-pedophilia libertaryans which are increasingly more common.

Libertarians on the Sharty will sometimes^[never] self-insert as Randjak, a gemmy wholesomejak edit depicting the average right-libertarian Rand Paul voter.

These people think they can improve the world by letting anybody do whatever they want, even if it hurts society, which is why we have courts and police forces in the first place.

While there is discussion about science, education, and many other subjects make people's lives easier, they instead focus on certain things that would require no real education to talk about, which only certain people care about. It wouldn't be a big problem if these people were mostly from Cuba or China, where oppression does exist. However, most lolberts live in mostly free countries like the United States, and their advocacy consists of preventing anti-porn laws, anti-drug laws, etc.

The Non-Aggression Principle

A core element of most forms of libertarianism is the Non-Aggression Principle, or NAP, which is a magical forcefield an ethical axiom that forbids "aggression," defined here as initiation of force against an individual's person or property, or the threat of initiation. Notably this doesn't forbid self-defense, since self-defense isn't initiation. It does however forbid taxation, and concludes that taxation is theft. Notably the NAP doesn't forbid gooning, niggerweed, or really any form of self-destructive degeneracy, since it's simply an ethical rule on conflict resolution. It's a point of contention among libertarians as to whether the NAP is a complete system in itself, a foundation on which to build a more fleshed-out moral system, or somehow lower-priority than some gay current-thing libtard shit like open borders (violates private property, violates freedom to discriminate) or protecting lolicons from cyberbullying. (violates freedom of speech, 'jakking is a natural right)

Left-libertarians

Left-"libertarians" are massive retards!These individuals are gegbulls, you can have some fun by making 'jaks of them and milking their gegs.

Left-libertarianism (most commonly in the form of anarchism) is a principle of libertarianism with an inherently left-wing perspective, meaning xhey prioritise personal freedumbs to do shit like trooning out, touching children and non-straight relationships.

Left-libertarians emphasize social equality, mutual aid, and cooperative ownership while rejecting both state control and capitalist hierarchies. They argue that true liberty requires not just freedom from government coercion but also from (((economic domination and exploitation.))) Left-libertarians often support decentralized, voluntary systems such as worker cooperatives, community resource sharing, and commons-based property arrangements as ways to ensure both freedom and fairness in society.

Right-libertarians

Right-libertarianism is the ideological opposite of left-libertarianism, emphasizing economic freedom, low-to-no taxes, and no government regulation. Right-libertarians argue that voluntary exchange and free market and trade are the key to organize society. They support strong property rights, civil liberties, and a limited-to-no state, whose main purpose if still existent is to protect individual rights and private ownership. Many right-libertarians advocate rolling back the modern welfare state, believing that personal responsibility and free market lead to greater prosperity and freedom.

Like left-libertarians, right-libertarians also advocate legalizing faggotry, gender-affirming axe wounds, LARPing as an animal, prostitution, and, sometimes, pedophilia. Unlike left-libertarians, who advocate these things to virtue signal about how morally righteous they are, right-libertarians advocate these things to virtue signal about their ideological purity. Specifically, they show off how impossible it is for heckin statist bigots commies to BTFO them by bringing up disturbing scenarios that would be perfectly fine in a lolbertarian world. Because of this, right-libertarians can be far more geggy than any lib-left faggot can even dream to be. (You) can get them to support even the most absurd, disgusting scenarios possible. For example, Jonathan Haidt apparently got right-lolbertarians to support billionaire Jews buying fetuses in the womb, lobotomizing them, and raising them to become unconscious sex slaves.

Jews in right-libertarianism

Right-lolbertarians love to obsess about DA JOOOOOOOOOZ, even more so than neo-Nazis. In a conversation with a lolbert, if you criticize any aspect of lolbertarianism and happen to have said anything positive about Jews in your entire life, xe will make sure to remind you. This is ironic, as much of the right-lolbertarian's advocacy is based on ideas created and spread by Jews. Right-lolbertarians also love to worship billionaire Jews, constantly seething about workers' rights, child labor laws, and anti-prostitution laws. They unironically want to go back to the height of the Industrial Revolution, when (((billionaires))) owned everything and regularly worked children to death in coal mines.

Theorists of right-libertarianism

(((Murray Rothbard))), Hans Hermann Hoppe^🗝️, Carl Menger, (((Ludwig Von Mises))), F.A. Hayek, (((Ayn Rand))), (((Javier Milei)))^{[he touched the wall geg]}, (((Robert Nozick))), Isabel Paterson, Lew Rockwell^🗝️, Ron Paul^🗝️, and (((Paulo Kogos))).

Bleeding-heart libertarians

Bleeding-heart libertarians are only right-leaning in economic terms, and only barely. They believe in helping "le heccin oppressed" and advocating for "le social justice", they also want to open our borders up and whore out our country like a bunch of retards. In a true libertarian society, particularly undesirable folx would be discriminated against within the private sector (LE HECCIN PHYSICAL REMOVAL OH MEIN HOPPE). Howeverbeit, many bleeding-hearts oppose this because of how many valid black trans queens it could cause harm to.

Paleolibertarians

Paleolibertarianism is a subideology blending both culturally conservative and right-libertarian values such as closed borders, free markets, gun rights, anti-interventionism, and questioning of the government. Jeffrey Epstein himself declared that Ron Paul is a threat to him^🗝️. It is assumed most teens land around here on the political compass.^{[They just do, ok?]}

It WILL WIN.

Examples of libertarians

• MentisWave, Hoppean branigger YouTuber that pissed off some Gigachad enough for him to start edit warring adding true information on xis page that xis branigger fans kept removing. He is known for his Xitter-esque use of soyboy woahjacks.
• Taxed Brass, another Hoppean known for his use of incomprehensible woahjacks.
• White Power Rothbardian, an old avatarfag on /pol/. He is a national libertarian, more specifically an alt-right libertarian.
• Lute, an infamous example of lolbertarianism within the Soysphere. He founded the Jarty, which will forever be remembered for its pedophilic Basotho Soytan gooners. These subhumans were able to take over Lute's site because of his refusal to enforce rules in the name of >muh free dumbs!!! Ironically, Luke Smith, whose likeness he stole, absolutely hates lolbertarians.
• MoonMetropolis, another example of lolbertarianism within the Soysphere. He was an administrator of the NuSchlog, convicted felon, and internet troll. In the name of free speech absolutism, he unbanned many infamously brimmy Schlog users.

See Also

• Anarchism
• Capitalism

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