SNCA:Catalonia

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Catalonia is (((Jewish)))

>Catalonia es Espain o algo

Catalonia is an independent country autonomous community of Spain that has existed since 1350 AD, full of trannies, retarded separatists, niggers, muzzies and of course, jews. It's one of the world's strongest strongholds of libtardism, no wonder commies love this piece of land, because of Barcelona and its history of retarded judeo-bolshevik tendencies which include secularism, modernism, anarchism and social democracy or however the declaration of independence failed again.

History

It was established in 1350 AD after James I enacted TMD against thousands of niggers living on the land, and was incorporated as the principality of Catalonia inside the Kingdom of Aragon. Yes, that's right, it was never an independent country and will never be, but Catalonian retardatists will tell you that "NOOOOOOO THE HECKIN' CATHOLIC CHURCH SILENCED SHLOMO SHEKELBERG FOR SAYING JAMES I CALLED IT THE KINGDOM OF CATALONIA O MISHEHU" or some other bullshit they make up to separate from modern day Spain (which sucks tbh).

Their national day is 9/11 (GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG) but from 1714, which Catalans refer it as the day Catalonia got invaded by the Spanish LIES, there was a civil war between French and Austrian households in the kingdom, and Catalonia fought on the Habsburg's side, which ironically they were far more conservative, traditionalist, antisemitic, catholic and Spanish than modern day faggots like to imagine.

During 3 consecutive times they tried being an independent republic, first in 1931 during the (((Second Spanish Republic))), when Lluís Companys tried to forcefully separate from Spain via a coup, and the government instead of hanging him they just gave Catalonia what they wanted, more autodetermination, which basically meant THE RIGHT TO EXERCISE GAY RACE COMMUNISM WITHOUT OTHER STATES JUDGING THEM. The second time was during the Civil War as a failed anarchist state which beheaded, burned, and raped Monks, burned churches and killed businessmen.

The third time and the most famous, was during October 1th in 2017, the Spanish constitution prohibited a secession referendum, but the Catalonian regional government did it anyways, and only did it in specific areas which had far more separatists than unionists, and only got 40% participation rate, which, logically, resulted in le magical 99% YES results. Obviously the Spanish of Mariano Rajoy government suspended autonomy until one year later, only to get replaced by Sánchez, who would basically suck separatists BWC.

People

Urban Areas

The people in urban areas are either Maghreb niggers or the most libtard tankie faggots to ever exist, no in between. Their religion is Islam, the word of Muhammad, and their favourite activities are using Bluesky, gooning to 'p, shutting down churches, protesting for terrorists in the Middle East and sodomy. The largest Urban areas are Barcelona and Girona, each of them respective shitholes that make Los Angeles envious. Even though they are libtarded fags for the most part, in the suburbs you find either British tourists, or Andalusians that of course vote for keeping Catalonia inside Spain, thus creating the demographical region of Tabarnia, the Unionist region of Catalonia.

Rural areas

THERE ARE MUSLIMS AS WELL ALMOST EVERYWHERE, but the native catalans are more tolerable, you will find the most catholic and conservative kind, altough most of them are the seccessionists (for some reason the independence movement shifted towards the right as of lately because heckin niggers are like spanish who occupy Catalonia) but thats more in the central, northern, eastern regions, since the southern and mediterranean is more unionist. Their favourite activities are eating bread with tomato and a type of pork called "fuet", beating a tree during christmas to poop presents and climb unto each other to make a human castle.

Economy

The entire economy is just exporting olive oil and tourism. Literally. It used to be once the largest technological innovation and car industry centers in Europe, but since the 2008 recession, that went to nothing. Exporting millions of niggers and using them for work while they continue to stab people increases the GDP or something according to the covernment.