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Catalonia is populated by (((Jews))).
>Sí, sóc de Catalunya, com ho sabies?

Catalonia is an independent country autonomous community of Spain that has existed since 1350 AD, full of trannies, retarded separatists, niggers, muzzies and of course, jews. It's one of the world's strongest strongholds of libtardism, no wonder commies love this piece of land, because of Barcelona and its history of retarded (((judeo-bolshevik))) tendencies which include secularism, anarchism and social democracy or however the declaration of independence failed again.

History[edit | edit source]

Barcelona, Catalonia's capital, with La Sagrada Família from eagle's view, the world's tallest cathedral.

It was established as an independent county around the 10th century, then they united with Aragon in 1137, later uniting with Castile in 1516, becoming Spain. Catafags commemorate their national day in September 11th, remembering the fall of Barcelona to Bourbon forces during the War of the Spanish Succession in 1714.

During the mid 1800s, a cultural movement emerged in the region known as "La Reinaxença" (The Reinassance), which was accompanied by the emerging European Romanticism. The movement had a huge role in promoting the Catalan language, expanding Catalonia's art boundaries, exploring the identity of the land, which ended up awakening a National Pride. At the peak of the movement, one linguist known as Pompeu Fabra, who created the first Catalan Dictionary with all the linguistic rules.

During 3 consecutive times they tried being an independent republic, first in 1931 during the (((Second Spanish Republic))), when Lluís Companys tried to forcefully separate from Spain via a coup to the Generalitat, and the government instead of hanging him, instead decided to just give Catalonia what they wanted, more autodetermination, which meant Catalonia's right to preserve it's language🗝️, culture and promote their customs, but also the right to exercise gay race communism without other states judging them. The second time was during the Civil War, when Anarchists gave up the Republic and left to create their own utopia, then killed a bunch of Christbros and other people who had nothing to do with it.

The third time and the most famous, was during October 1st, 2017, the Spanish constitution prohibited a secession referendum, but the Catalonian regional government did it anyways, and only did it in specific areas which had far more separatists than unionists, and only got 40% participation rate, which, logically, resulted in le magical 99% YES results. Obviously the Spanish of Mariano Rajoy government suspended autonomy until one year later, only to get replaced by Sánchez, who would basically suck separatists cock nevermind he's useless enough to not even do that properly.

(((Catalonia also had a significant jewish community)))[1]

People[edit | edit source]

Urban Areas[edit | edit source]

Tossa de Mar, Catalonia's most known landmark

The people in urban areas are either Maghreb niggers or the most libtard tankie faggots to ever exist, no in between. Their religion is Islam, the word of Muhammad, and their favourite activities are using Bluesky, gooning to 'p, shutting down churches, protesting for terrorists in the Middle East and sodomy. The largest Urban areas are Barcelona and Girona, each of them respective shitholes that make Los Angeles envious. Even though they are libtarded fags for the most part, in the suburbs you find either British tourists, or Andalusians that of course vote for keeping Catalonia inside Spain, thus creating the demographical region of Tabarnia, the Unionist region of Catalonia.

Rural areas[edit | edit source]

There are Muslims as well almost everywhere, but the native catalans are more tolerable, you will find the most catholic and conservative kind, altough most of them are the seccessionists (due to mass migration, the independence movement shifted towards the right🗝️ as of lately because heckin niggers are like spanish who occupy Catalonia) but thats more in the central, northern, eastern regions, since the southern and mediterranean is more unionist. Their favourite activities are eating bread with tomato and a type of pork called "fuet", beating a tree during christmas to poop presents and climb unto each other to make a human castle.

Economy[edit | edit source]

The entire economy is just exporting olive oil and tourism. Literally. It used to be once the largest technological innovation and car industry centers in Europe, but since the 2008 recession, that went to nothing. Exporting millions of niggers and using them for work while they continue to stab people increases the GDP or something according to the covernment. It has the highest taxes of Europe and the highest and worst spending, basically the closest thing to communism in the entire continent.

Facts about Catalonia[edit | edit source]

  • There are only two notable Catalan namefags in the 'sphere, Spanish_Chud and Jonkler (the one editing this, hi!)
  • It has the world's tallest cathedral
  • It's the gayest region of Western Europe
  • It's language is endangered due to mass migration (most immigrants speak Spanish instead)
  • It's home of the greatest artists and architects: Antoni Gaudí, Salvador Dalí, Joan Brull, Ramón Casas come from there
  • It's the most anglophile region of Spain, due to sharing the same Patron Saint, St George (and the flag of England is also used alongside the Catalan flag)
  • It has 2,8 North African DNA, which is smaller than the national average of 6%.[2]
  • Catalans enslaved niggers in Cuba🗝️