CURRENT MISSION: Conclude the 2026 soyjak.party hack page, aswell as any pages relating to it, such as the Summer 2026 Crisis page.
Update Quotecord with any relevant info. See the blackboard for more info.
Summer War
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Soyvil War 5 is a hypothetical conflict in the Soy Community. Experts say this could be the most destructive war ever to take place on the 'party if it were to happen. Remember: MAKE GEMS, NOT WAR!
“I know not with what weapons Soyvil War V will be fought, but Soyvil War VI will be fought with sticks and stones.” ― Albert Soystein
