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Gabe
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Ultra gemmy streamer who converted to soyism https://www.twitch.tv/gabe12gha122

He was introduced to the sharty during a jackbox raid thread, similarly to Hyprobj he watched gems, made a few posts and was taught a little soy lingo
At first he was told to download sootquest but 'teens decided he didn't deserve it
Info on Gabe

- He is known to wear glasses, and cry, also consume a lot of soy
- his favorite variant is soyak
- he hates swede
- he this cobson is nice
- his sister called him caca