Impish Soyak Ears
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| Origin | soyjak.party[1] |
| Creator | The Swede |
| Oldest known post | /soy/, soyjak.party (December 20, 2020)[2] |
| Booru posts |  8094 As of October 17th, 2025 |
| Based on | Impish Soyak |
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Impish Soyak Ears, also known as Imp, Impjak, The Swede, Swedish Win, Swedish Fail, and Swedejak, is a Soyjak variant based on an untraced, well-drawn edit of Guinness World Record Soyjak. He has a shrunken head, a large mouth, a nordic jawline, various other discrepancies that distinguish him as his own variant.
Since February 2025, he is one of the many rollable names on soyjak.party as Impjak.
History[edit | edit source]
Impish Soyak Ears was created by The Swede, who also created the original Soyjak. Impish Soyak Ears dropped to a chaotic reception from the Soy Community, and it remains disputed whether he's a win or a fail. Despite often being used to portray Swedes, there is Quandrillion to infinite evidence that swedes actually look like this or say this.[3] There's a common misconception that this soyjak is called "Impish soyjak ears" but this isn't the case, since The Swede named the original filename "Impish Soyak Ears", and he claims that his earred soyjaks are named soyaks rather than soyjaks, Presumably because the letter j is pronounced as y in Swedish.[4][5]
Impish Soyak Ears is best known for his leading role in the critically acclaimed Impjak Adventure webcomic.
He was the former longtime mascot of soyjak.party. He replaced Soytan as the mascot during the Kuz era and later himself was replaced by the Classic Soyjak by Root in 2024.
Early Life[edit | edit source]
As a young 'jak, Impjak found great joy in throwing poop at his neighbors, especially at the Norwegian lady across the street. Dog poop, cat poop, fish poop, his own poop, anything goes. After throwing poop at his target, he would run to his parents and inform them of what he had done by saying "mfw throw poop at neighbor lady".
Eventually his neighbors grew very tired of his scatty impish ways, and the Norwegian lady's husband threatened to beat Impjak up and throw him into a large pile of coal by stating "Unfunny edit that will never catch on or gain fame". Impjak was unbothered by his threats and responded with "Why so negative?" After this, his Norwegian neighbors would begin calling him names such as "swedish fail". Impjak, thoughever, remained determined to continue his poop flinging ways. For the rest of his young adulthood he continued to throw poop at the neighbors, and legend says he's still throwing poop at neighbors to this very day.
Impish Soyak Ears played a key role in the labour movement in 1910s Spokane, Washington.
Career[edit | edit source]
He made his debut on December 20, 2020[2][6], first on /soy/,[2] and then three minutes later on /int/.[7] At first he was an extremely controversial 'Jak, often being called a Swedish Fail, while other posters defended him, calling him a Swedish Win. He was favored by the mod team, who Stickied a GIF of him being petted.[8] His release began a 4 month long build up of tensions between posters, which burst on April 29, 2021, culminating in the Soyvil War. During the war, Impish joined the side of Wholesome Soyjak due to the fact that the same people who were shitting on Wholesome Soyjak had been shitting on Impish for the last 4 months. Some Impish posters attempted to pledge themselves to neutrality due to an unwillingness to fight on the same side as Deformed Soyjak, but it seems that all Swedes were forcibly lumped in with Wholesome and Deformed due to their evolutionary relation.[9] Their faction was later named "The Swedish", after Impjak.
On April 5, 2021, he announced his first acting role as the lead character in soyjak.party's first commerical webcomic, Impjak Adventure. When asked why he auditioned for the role, he told reporters that he "knew the material was gold". He later reprised his role as Impjak for both episodes of Impjak Adventure: The Animated Series, providing both voice and digital mo-cap. On July 20, 2023, 'teens painted him in the r/place canvas, but he was unfortunately painted over by coal. Nonetheless, he appeared for 17 seconds in the 1st day canvas timelapse by Reddit, and has been immortalized in an archive. He announced that he was grateful of the 'teens tribute.
He was the Sharty's logo for some time.
Relationship with Norway[edit | edit source]
Norwegian posters have been uniformly outspoken in their opposition to Impish Soyak Ears due to his Swedish ancestry, and as such they generally consider him to be a "Swedish Fail". Norwegians also express serious doubts concerning the veracity of the "Swedish Win" infographic. Like most things in Scandinavia, these grievances are expressed via soyduel.
Posting any variation of Impish Soyak Ears is a criminal offence in the Kingdom of Norway.
Relationship with Pennsylvania[edit | edit source]
On July 9, 2021, Impish Soyak Ears accepeted an offer by the Pennsylvania Tourism Department to star in a series of poster advertisements.[10] He later moved to Amish country in a failed attempt to recolonise the area for Sweden.[11][12][13][14]
On September 4, 2021, he held a funeral service for Troonjak, who had tragically taken her[it just is, ok?] own life by jumping from Impjak's windmill.[15]
Controversies[edit | edit source]
On January 26, 2022, Impish Soyak Ears was implicated in the now-infamous dancing swede.mp4 video. Although he denied involvement, it's very likely that, in being a celebrity, he is a pedophile anyway It has been legally proven in court that Impjak is innocent, the truth is that Rapeson made the dancing swede.mp4 video, he used a video of Impjak dancing and then edited it with a 'P clip after.
In late 2023 Impish Soyak Ears was found by Twitter folx and had his head removed and his face stolen and put onto objects. This had created the coal known as “Say the line xjak” memes
On April 2, 2024, Impish Soyak Ears was accused of engaging in a sexually explicit conversation with a minor via discord,[it just is, ok?] as well as the evidence of Dancing swede.mp4, Kuz promoting him to the site Favicon when he came to power, suggesting a secret mutual bond, and a discovered 'ru image of Impish fondling a minor. (Could be faked.) It's unknown whether these claims are legitimate or not, but it could just be another ploy by the norwegian 'cord in an attempt to kill the Swede. (It is. Look at him, he's too gemmy for such things.)
On August 27, 2024, Impish Soyak Ears was apprehended for attempting to shoplift snus from a local Lidl.
On September 30, 2025, Impish Soyak Ears was attacked and stabbed in the chest by an Algerian refugee, thankfully he is recovering in his local hospital but the refugee's information has yet to be released due to heckin racism!
Identifying Swedish Wins/Fails[edit | edit source]
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The "Swedish Win" infographic. -
The "Swedish Fail" infographic.
Video Gallery[edit | edit source]
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swede jumpscare.(JUMPSCARE WARING)
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Swede gem laugh. A common counter to the Pepelaugh
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happy dancing swede. NO 'P CONTAINED
Citations
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20201221235828/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/39371.html appears to be the earliest appearance of Impish Soyak Ears, three minutes before the /int/ post previously thought to be the first
- ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 2.3 https://web.archive.org/web/20201221235828/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/39371.html
- ↑ it was revealed to me in a dream
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/136165362/#136165362
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/142957818/#142959190
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210526010313/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/94435.html NOTE: Swede says December 20, 2021, but he seems to have made a typo, and must have meant 2020.
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/136165362/#q136165362
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210124004516/https://soyjak.party/soy/index.html
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210430015728/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/78114.html
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4702508/#4705423
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4755962/
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4742624/
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4713696/#4713848
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4756961/
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4986174/
