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NSS

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The Network Security Service (NSS) is the External Security apparatus and espionage bureau of the Kolyma Network. It is responsible for mass-surveillance, datamining, guerilla-marketing, and countless other intrigues across a number of imageboards.

Agents of this organisation have visited the 'Party on a number of occasions in order to conduct reconnaissance and surveillance; to download posts, track users and scrape metadata to feed into their AI shill Markov text generators; to spread pro-Kuz propaganda and demoralise anti-Kuz resistance leaders; and, as many suspect, to spam CP.

The full extent of NSS infiltration into the Party is unknown.

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