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KolymaNET, also known as Kolyma Network (sometimes called Coalyma) and Kolyma Project was a mysterious and controversial American (claimed to be Russian) technology company that claimed to house an intelligence branch housing gayop and datamining capabilities rivaling the CIA or Mossad called the Network Security Service (or Nigger Slav Service[no one says this]) (NSS). It was created by kuz sometime in 2019 or 2020 under his kuz and Max LARPs.

They larped as a "Russian-owned Northern Cyprus-based organization" that was very likely in reality a small group of gay lolicon weeaboo faggots who coordinated on Discord/Steam about owning websites and larping as oldfags/millionaires.

There were once rumors going around that KolymaNET was spamming 'P on different chans in order to try and convince their owners to sell to KolymaNET.

Kolyma owned the following websites:

On June 4, 2023, KolymaNET publicly announced the "dissolution of most of its network".[8] To absolve himself of most debt, kuz claimed to give ownership of half of his web properties, including soyjak.party, to his Jewish alter-ego Max.

KolymaNET would later return on February 28, 2024.[9] From the period of about March 3rd to sometime in early April 2024, the Kolyma Network website would redirect to a long-dead crypto project.[10] As of May 1st 2024, the KolymaNet Website is NOTHING, THERES NOTHING ON IT.[11] Nowadays, "kuz" and KolymaNET are focused on cryptocurrency stuff. "kuz" claims he wants nothing to do with imageboards anymore, though he says he's still active on Gab.

As part of dekuzification, Kolyma was wordfiltered to "larp group" on the sharty from February to October of 2024.

Sometime in March 2025, Froot had effectively acquired Kolyma Network by gaining access to the kolyma domains and emails, even posting under kuz's kiwi farms account, marking another FRQQTIST victory. thus Kolyma now belongs to Froot.

Kolsyetmol Engineers Committee[edit | edit source]

The Kolsyetmol Engineers Committee, or Kolsyetmol (Russian: "Колсетмол", from "Колымская Сеть Молодёжи", which is roughly translated to "Kolyma Youth Network") for short, also sometimes known as the Kolyma Youth, was a youth program by Kolyma Network Corporation in which young members (under the age of 20) are taught how to program in PHP. Other topics such as IRC are touched upon within the program. Although the program was heavily promoted, it is also shrouded with mystery.[12][13][14]

The program would often be shilled and associated with a picture of a Kolyma Shoyta, (one can conclude from this alone that it was likely pedophilic) with additional promises like C and Python.

The Kolsyetmol promised a set of perks for youth members, which included the following:

  • Free VPN
  • PHP Certificate
  • Free VIPCode
  • Kolyma Network Membership
  • KolymaBNC and Email

The program made promises of granting the student a career, like every online certificate program does.

The Koylma Youth Program is NOT a grooming program, you will NOT investigate

Kolyma Gangstalking Division[edit | edit source]

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The Kolyma Gangstalking Division (KGD) was a suborganisation of the Kolyma Network under the control of the NSS used to systematically gangstalk enemies of Kuz. It is said that it was used against Soot in order to get him to sell the site.[15][16][17] The division thankfully disbanded once kuz gave up his imageboard monopoly.

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