CURRENT MISSION: Conclude the 2026 soyjak.party hack page, aswell as any pages relating to it, such as the Summer 2026 Crisis page.
Update Quotecord with any relevant info. See the blackboard for more info.
anthony
anthony, also known as the fat brown pooner, is a namefag pooner from America on the Sharty and Booru known for spamming Homestuck on /qa/, and /soy/. It is suspected that she had connections to the Sharty mod team as she continued to go unbanned for a while. If you are wondering who is responsible for the coally spadeson log, you're looking at her.
She is most notable for creating femjanny and starting the entire trend of admin gooning. She was also made the janitor of the board /msp/ - MS Paint Adventures: Homestuck, which was created during the Second Soyanniversary.[1] Only a day after the board event, she would get permabanned, then later changed to a for 35 year ban for trying to embed Homestuck into 'jaks for the last time. It is unknown if she will be unbanned after this. This ban may be for /soy/ only, though, as she is seen posting on /qa/. A mod also offered her a compromise with her having to lose 10kg to get unbanned, which she accepted.
Personal Life
anthony claims to be 16 and mixed-race (biracial). she listens to Essential Basedjak artists such as eggオールスターズ, the Left Rights, lebxanon, Xul, Patriotic Fathers, korosukult, phreshboyswag, xaviersobased, mandy2, and Death Souljah. she loves Homestuck and avatarfags with images of the characters. she also likes to play Roblox.
Things she likes
- Homestuck
- BBC
- Basedjak music
- Plushies[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]
- LARPing as a non-DYEL[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]
- Roblox
- Making soytan edits
Things she dislikes
- White people[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]
- Terry Crews
- Pooner music
- Weird Al
