Pooners

Pooners are fat brown pooners btw, obviously.

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A Bridget pooner

Pooners (also known as autoandrophiles or zippertits by oldfags) are a subset of trannies. Unlike most trannies, who are men that think they are women, pooners are women who think they are men.

The pooner caricature is probably the only good meme to ever come out of /lgbt/ on the ‘cuck, and are usually depicted as unusually pink with big red lips. You may ask, “how can these insanely anti-poon memes come out of the ‘cuck's resident fag board?” It's because they hate themselves so much they gave us something to make fun of them with. Thanks, poons!

The pooners who put the most effort into passing take testosterone, which causes facial hair growth. Passing pooners are much harder to clock than "passing" troons.

Pooners were prevalent namefags on discord.blog.

Appearance

The most common depiction of pooners are based on grotesque and exaggerated caricatures drawn by pooners themselves on /tttt/, usually having pink skin from too much testosterone injection, big eyes, big red lips, giant earrings, multiple scars and cuts from surgery and self-harm and a zoomer haircut that is either brown or dyed. They sometimes also have a fake penis with stitches, made from meat and skin from their forearms. Sometimes, this arm penis is further mutilated by heat or surgery to resemble a real penis, the underlying idea behind this being “arm skin is too smooth so fuck it up”.

Reasons women become pooners

• Glowing in the dark
• Mental illness (most common cause)
• Being le heckin unique or something
• Reading yaoi and having fantasies about it
• Quarantine (Made them spend too much time reading said yaoi)
• Lack of Male attention
• Being fat
• Being ugly
• Being an autistic selfish little fuck addicted to goyslop like Deltapoon and Steven Niggerverse that makes them think they’re men
• Being a nigger^{[meds, most pooners are white or SEAmonkeys]}
• Being a fat ugly nigger
• Avoiding getting raped (even doe that doesn't work because I rape all pooners)
• Wanting to fit in a group
• Wanting to be trannies despite being real women
• Wanting to fuck gay men
• Getting Groomed
• Le heccin tomboy GENOCIDE
• Autism

History and Online Presence

Early documentation of pooners is scarce if not nonexistent, unlike trannies which can at least claim to have Hijras or Elagabalus, there are no historical examples of pooners anywhere in the world, which probably means they didn't exist before the internet. Some leftist pseudo-intellectuals will try to rewrite history and claim people like Joan of Arc were pooners, but this is clearly bullshit and no one actually believes that.

The first pooners online were concentrated in art and fandom communities in the 2000s and 2010s, consisting of the typical annoying fangirls. These women later began reading copious amounts of faggot fanfics and started pooning out as a result. It wasn't until the Tumblr exodus in 2018 where these pooners began infesting other parts of the internet. The COVID-19 pandemic and the rise of tranny ideology in the west around 2020 only made them spread even more (See: Reasons women become pooners), with the algorithm of social media like TikTok being designed to turn autistic women into pooners^{[it just is, ok?]}.

Behavior

Despite claiming to be men, pooners almost never act or look masculine (because that's the heckin toxic masculinity or something). Most of them are terminally online women who just put a "he/they" in their bios just to get oppression points. They also tend to combine other retarded labels like "AFAB nonbinary poly demisexual", these words don't mean anything and are just there to look make themselves look quirky. If you see a troon that uses neopronouns or an extremely niche pride flag, 80% of the time it's actually a pooner since they're the only people obsessed enough to care about any of that shit. These pooners are common in fandoms, specially those of web series and indie games, they rarely care about the actual contents of the show/game and instead focus on SNCA like fanart, shipping or "representation".

Other pooners will try to be "edgy" because they think it makes them look "manly" or something, in reality it makes them look like pathetic and immature. These are the type of pooners who are accused of being on the Sharty. They're also often part of Failtroll groups and worship mass shooters and self-harm cults. This is the result of being groomed into dangerous and self-destructive activities.

Pooners also love to infantilize themselves by pretending to be a silly smol bean. And can't go one sentence without using the word "problematic" (they either call everything they don't like problematic or they love "problematic" media).

The very few pooners who "pass" (the ones that take hormones and butcher their own bodies) still look ugly and make you question why would they even do that in the first place.

Presence on the Soysphere

Main article: Pooner takeover theory

It is a commonly known fact that pooners make up a considerable amount of users on soy sites.^{[it just is, ok?]} There are many reasons for this, one of the main ones is that the sharty is a "masculine" site inhabited primarily by males, so pooners like to infiltrate these kinds of spaces to try to fit in and feel valid by larping as le edgy boys. It is also worth noting that many pooners have big mental health and personal problems that cause the need to attentionwhore on these sites, including trying to get the interest of chuds, either because those pooners like being degraded or just out of desperation. This tactic is popular for being proven effective, as in general, many chudcels will end up craving in and giving attention, either by responding negatively with the usual anti-tranny stance, or by giving genuinely positive responses due to being so starved for pussy.

Since a majority of pooners constitute of autistic women, many will also get interested in soy culture because they might think of jaks as heckin cute cartoon characters that they can obsess over, draw and make fanfiction of, this causes many pooners to end up being drawfoids. General places where pooners might frequent include /qa/ and the shemmy. Many namefags have also been suspected of being pooners, including Cuckjeet and Terrycrews.

Despite all of this, it is sometimes suspected that a good amount of "pooners" on the Soysphere are actually mtf troons taking advantage of how poonerish tendencies are still seen as female-coded, this is enforced by the fact that most of them focus on being called foids to seek attention, which is something pooners obviously won't do to feel validated.

On December 28, 2025, it was revealed that Cobblestone, the very admin of this wiki, is actually le foid. She denies being a pooner, although her behavior and presence on the soysphere is akin to that of a Pooner. ^{[it just is, ok?]}

You Will Never Be A Man

You will never be a real man. You have no sperm, you have no testes, you have no prostate. You are a homosexual woman twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of God's perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Women are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even pooners who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a woman. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk chick home with you, She’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your diseased, infected phallo. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a woman is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably female.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

Things pooners like

• Most things regular trannies like in general, but mainly the "masculine" stuff
• Making the brimmiest gay fanfictions
• Real men (lesbians aren't real and so aren't pooners attracted to normal women)
• Pretending to be femboys despite already being real women
• Obsessing over school shooters
• My Hero Academia
• My little pony
• South Park (but only because of the Craig Tucker and Tweek Tweek ship)
• Homestuck
• Ongezellig
• Countryhumans
  • Hetalia, the same shit but for oldfags
• TADC
• Forsaken
• Ultrakill
• Tumblr
• TikTok
• Self-harm
• Chest binders
• Degenerate fetish art, usually necrophilia, proshipping and shotacon.
• Starting useless drama in fandoms and art communities
• Creating ugly flags to represent their new fake genders they just made up
• Edgy imageboards like 4cuck and the Sharty (they only have surface-level knowledge of those sites, usually from videos larping as 2000s Newgrounds animations)
• Larpercore groups, essentially the ones about glazing mass shooters like True Crime Community or their personal discord edgelord LARP "cult"
• Drawing bait on SoyBooru
• Generic edgy emo cartoons like Alfred's Playhouse, Clinical Trial and Randal's Friends
• Animation "memes", especially if they contain fetishes, gore, loud noises and flashing lights (don't forget the heckin trigger warnings)
• Victimizing themselves, trauma dumping and vent art
• ROBLOX, Retroslop and "retro" internet aesthetics, evendoe the internet back then was more chuddy and didn't have as much faggotry (goes on top with the fact that all of the actual oldfag ones got cyberbullied back in the eras they shill)
  • Strawpage, SpaceHey, Neoc(litt)ies and any other website that lets them customize their bios to have those "aesthetics"
• Saying dood
• Overusing the word "problematic"
• Being problematic
• Pretending to have Disassociative Identity Disorder (DID) when in reality it's just their OCs, they tend to also do this with other mental disorders as well
• Having the ugliest artstyles you can imagine
  • Saying "cringe culture is dead" every time someone criticizes their art

Things pooners hate

• Anything actually masculine (They were already brainwashed by feminist propaganda into thinking doing manly things is le bad, that's why you will find plenty of pooners that look, act and sound like regular women despite claiming otherwise)
• Anything that reminds them of their heckin trauma
• Other women (some LARP as incels because of self-hate)
• Tomboys because they know they're women and don't want to troon out
• Their own parents
• Braniggers even though half of pooners are brown SEAmonkey porn addicts larping as far-right
• Actual memes
• Having an actual personality that isn't just based on whatever "quirky" aesthetics/disorders they claim to have/FOTM they obsess over
• When their favorite fictional characters they headcanon as gay are confirmed to be in a straight relationship. (VANTAWHITE GEMERALD THAT MAKES TRANNIES AND POONERS DILATE)

Notable Pooners

Notable evendoe they're all literal whos except for Cobblestone

• Birdie
• Jackrabbit, Zer0Rebel4, Woofles, Hibiscux064 and Degenerateaki420 - pooner pedophiles doxed by the sharty
• Anthony - THE fat brown pooner
• Jizzwanka - Filipino lolinigger
• Cobblestone, briefly (unconfirmed but widely hypothesized)

See also

• Faggots
• /lgbt/
• Pooner Takeover Theory
• Trannies
• Fandoms

Gallery

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Snopes

Pooners is part of a series on Mental health

Illnesses and Conditions [-+] Schizophrenia ♦ ADHD ♦ Autism ♦ Bipolar disorder ♦ Chud-to-tranny ♦ Dementia ♦ Depression ♦ Dissociative Identity Disorder ♦ Sociopathy ♦ Dysphoria (Oldfag / Gender) ♦ Dyslexia ♦ Epilepsy ♦ Homosexuality ♦ Self-insert syndrome ♦ Märgerautismus Syndrome ♦ Derangement syndrome (Discord ♦ Sharty ♦ Things I like ♦ Woman ♦ Zoomer ♦ Ban everything I dislike Mentality ♦ Insanity ♦ Involuntary Celibacy ♦ Hallucinations ♦ Soyphilia ♦ Tulpas ♦ Sproking out ♦ Psychopathy ♦ Paranoia ♦ Shadow People ♦ Pedophilia ♦ Schizophrenia ♦ 'Jakking Fatigue ♦ Profound mental retardation ♦ Sharty Fixation Syndrome ♦ Zoophilia

Treatments [-+] BBC therapy ♦ Copium ♦ Meds ♦ Doctor's orders ♦ Eating the Bugs ♦ Finding Jesus Christ ♦ Landscape Therapy ♦ Meditation ♦ Mental Asylum ♦ Sleep ♦ Soyicide