Pooners

Pooners are fat brown pooners btw, obviously.

>Yes, that’s right goyim, kill off all the tomboys and they’ll never know!

A Bridget pooner

Pooners (also known as autoandrophiles or zippertits by oldfags) are a subset of trannies. Unlike most trannies, who are men that think they are women, pooners are women who think they are men.

They are probably the only good meme to ever come out of /lgbt/ on the ‘cuck, and are usually depicted as unusually pink with big red lips. You may ask, “how can these insanely anti-poon memes come out of the ‘cuck's resident fag board?” It's because they hate themselves so much they gave us something to make fun of them with. Thanks, poons!

The pooners who put the most effort into passing take testosterone, which causes facial hair growth. Passing pooners are much harder to clock than "passing" troons.

Pooners were prevalent namefags on discord.blog.

Appearance

The most common depiction of pooners are based on grotesque and exaggerated caricatures drawn by pooners themselves on /tttt/, usually having pink skin from too much testosterone injection, big eyes, big red lips, giant earrings, multiple scars and cuts from surgery and self-harm and a zoomer haircut that is either brown or dyed. They sometimes also have a fake penis with stitches, made from skin from an arm.

Reasons women become pooners

• Glowing in the dark
• Mental illness (most common cause)
• Being le heckin unique or something
• Reading yaoi and having fantasies about it
• Quarantine (Made them spend too much time reading said yaoi)
• Lack of Male attention
• Being ugly
• Being fat
• Being a nigger^{[meds, most pooners are white]}
• Being a fat ugly nigger
• Avoiding getting raped (even doe that doesn't work because I rape all pooners)
• Wanting to fit in a group
• Wanting to be trannies despite being real women
• Wanting to fuck gay men
• Getting Groomed
• Le heccin tomboy GENOCIDE
• Autism

Presence on the Soysphere

Main article: Pooner takeover theory

It is a commonly known fact that pooners make up a considerable amount of users on soy sites.^{[it just is, ok?]} There are many reasons for this, one of the main ones is that the sharty is a "masculine" site inhabited primarily by males, so pooners like to infiltrate these kinds of spaces to try to fit in and feel valid by larping as le edgy boys. It is also worth noting that many pooners have big mental health and personal problems that cause the need to attentionwhore on these sites, including trying to get the interest of chuds, either because those pooners like being degraded or just out of desperation. This tactic is popular for being proven effective, as in general, many chudcels will end up craving in and giving attention, either by responding negatively with the usual anti-tranny stance, or by giving genuinely positive responses due to being so starved for pussy.

Since a majority of pooners constitute of autistic women, many will also get interested in soy culture because they might think of jaks as heckin cute cartoon characters that they can obsess over, draw and make fanfiction of, this causes many pooners to end up being drawfoids. General places where pooners might frequent include /qa/ and the shemmy. Many namefags have also been suspected of being pooners, including Cuckjeet and Terrycrews.

On December 28, 2025, it was revealed that Cobblestone, the very admin of this wiki, is actually le foid. She denies being a pooner, albeit her behavior and presence on the soysphere is akin to a female to male individual.

You Will Never Be A Man

You will never be a real man. You have no sperm, you have no testes, you have no prostate. You are a homosexual woman twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of God's perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Women are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even pooners who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a woman. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk chick home with you, She’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your diseased, infected phallo. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a woman is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably female.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

Things pooners like

• Most things regular trannies like in general
• Making the brimmiest gay fanfictions
• Real men (lesbians aren't real and so aren't pooners attracted to normal women)
• Pretending to be femboys despite already being real women
• Obsessing over school shooters
• My Hero Academia
• Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
• South Park (but only because of the Craig Tucker and Tweek Tweek ship)
• Homestuck
• Countryhumans
  • Hetalia, the same shit but for oldfags
• Murder Drones
• Forsaken
• Ultrakill
• Anything "masculine" as long it involves gay shit or general degeneracy (unless the degeneracy is towards women, attracting mtf troons instead)
• Tumblr
• Self-harm
• Degenerate fetish art, usually necrophilia, proshipping and shotacon
• Starting useless drama in fandoms and art communities
• Creating ugly flags to represent their new fake genders they made up
• Edgy imageboards like 4cuck and the Sharty (they only have surface-level knowledge of those sites, usually from videos larping as 2000s Newgrounds animations)
• Larpercore groups, essentially the ones about glazing mass shooters like True Crime Community or their personal discord edgelord LARP "cult"
• Drawing bait on SoyBooru
• Animation "memes", especially if they contain fetishes, gore, loud noises and flashing lights (don't forget the heckin trigger warnings)
• Victimizing themselves, trauma dumping and suicide baiting
• Retroslop and "retro" internet aesthetics (evendoe the internet back then was more chuddy and didn't have as much faggotry)
  • Strawpage, Neoclitties and any other website that lets them customize their bios to have those "aesthetics"
• Saying dood
• Overusing the word "problematic"
• Pretending to have Disassociative Identity Disorder (DID) when in reality it's just their OCs, they tend to also do this with other mental disorders as well

Things pooners hate

• Anything actually masculine (They were already brainwashed by feminist propaganda into thinking doing manly things is le bad, that's why you will find plenty of pooners that look, act and sound like regular women despite claiming otherwise)
• Anything that reminds them of their heckin trauma
• Edgy media (that isn't just the safe edgy stuff you find on indie media) and websites that are anti-degeneracy
• Other women (some LARP as incels because of self-hate)
• Tomboys because they know they're women and don't want to transition
• Their own parents
• Braniggers even tho half of pooners fall in the same category
• Actual memes
• Having an actual personality that isn't just based on whatever "quirky" aesthetics/disorders they claim to have/FOTM they obsess over

Notable Pooners

Notable evendoe they're all literal whos

• Birdie
• Jackrabbit, Zer0Rebel4, Woofles, Hibiscux064 and Degenerateaki420 - pooner pedophiles doxed by the sharty
• Anthony - THE fat brown pooner
• Jizzwanka - Filipino lolinigger
• Cobblestone, briefly

See also

• Faggots
• /lgbt/
• Pooner Takeover Theory
• Trannies
• Fandoms

Gallery

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Snopes

Pooners is part of a series on Mental health

Illnesses and Conditions [-+] Schizophrenia ♦ ADHD ♦ Autism ♦ Bipolar disorder ♦ Chud-to-tranny ♦ Dementia ♦ Depression ♦ Dissociative Identity Disorder ♦ Dysphoria (Oldfag / Gender) ♦ Dyslexia ♦ Epilepsy ♦ Homosexuality ♦ Self-insert syndrome ♦ Märgerautismus Syndrome ♦ Derangement syndrome (Discord ♦ Froot ♦ Sharty ♦ Things I like ♦ Woman ♦ Zoomer) ♦ Ban everything I dislike Mentality ♦ Insanity ♦ Involuntary Celibacy ♦ Hallucinations ♦ Soyphilia ♦ Tulpas ♦ Sproking out ♦ Psychopathy ♦ Paranoia ♦ Shadow People ♦ Pedophilia ♦ Schizophrenia ♦ 'Jakking Fatigue ♦ Profound mental retardation ♦ Sharty Fixation Syndrome ♦ Zoophilia

Treatments [-+] BBC therapy ♦ Copium ♦ Meds ♦ Doctor's orders ♦ Eating the Bugs ♦ Finding Jesus Christ ♦ Landscape Therapy ♦ Meditation ♦ Mental Asylum ♦ Sleep ♦ Soyicide