Pooner

Pooners are obviously valid transmasc femcels!

>	A woman who was told by the internet that she could be happy if she forsook everything that made her a woman. They instructed her to burn every single bridge in her life by demanding that she present to everyone in her life an ultimatum- they will treat her like a man, or they will be removed from her life. This woman happily obliged. As a result of this, her relationship with his parents is irreparably destroyed. Children are afraid and confused by her. Very, very few will even make eye contact with her, much less engage her in conversation. And this was all for nothing, because her body is still female. Though she dines upon her "phalloplasty" every morning, pills she was told would make her into a man, nothing about her is manly. Her face and jaw are round. Her shoulders remain narrow and her hips remain curvy. Tumblr promised her that society would treat her like a man, and give her the same inherent societal privledges a man does, but society did not. Effectively, the Internet sold her a false bill of goods, and made her pay for it everything he had. She sacrificed everything in a desperate bid for happiness, but did not receive it. No wonder troons are so ornery.	<
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POONERS WILL NEVER BE REAL MEN, BUT THEY WILL ALWAYS BE BRIMSTONE!!!!!!!!!!!

A Bridget pooner

Pooners (also known as autoandrophiles or zippertits [nobody calls them that]) are a subset of trannies. Unlike most trannies, who are men that think they are women, pooners are women who think they are men.

Pooners are probably the only good meme to ever come out of /lgbt/ on the ‘cuck, a pooner is a horrific (and extremely accurate^{even though most pooners put zero effort into it and are just girls with short hair and a hoodie}) depiction of a FtM (female to male) troon.

You may ask, “how can these insanely anti-poon memes come out of the ‘cucks’s resident fag board?” It's because they hate themselves so much they gave us something to make fun of them with. Thanks, poons!

Pooners are prevalent namefags on discord.blog, this is because they're just stupid autistic women.

Reasons women become pooners

Xhey look like this btw

• Glowing in the dark
• Mental illness (Most common Cause)
• Being le heckin unique or something
• Reading yaoi and having fantasies about it
• Quarantine (Made them spend too much time reading said yaoi)
• Lack of Male attention
• Being ugly
• Avoiding getting raped (even doe that doesn't work because I rape all pooners)
• Wanting to fit in a group
• Wanting to be trannies despite being real women
• Wanting to fuck gay men
• Getting Groomed
• Le heccin tomboy GENOCIDE
• Autism

Presence on the Soysphere

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It is a commonly known fact that pooners make up a considerable amount of users on soy sites.^{[it just is, ok?]} There are many reasons for this, one of the main ones is that the sharty is a "masculine" site inhabited primarily by males, so pooners like to infiltrate these kinds of spaces to try to fit in and feel valid by larping as le edgy boys. It is also worth noting that many pooners have big mental health and personal problems that cause the need to attentionwhore on these sites, including trying to get the interest of chuds, either because those pooners like being degraded or just out of desperation. This tatic is popular for being proven effective, as in general, many chudcels will end up craving in and giving attention, either by responding negatively with the usual anti-tranny stance, or by giving genuinely positive responses due to being so starved for pussy.

Since a majority of pooners constitute of autistic women, many will also get interested in soy culture because they might think of jaks as heckin cute cartoon characters that they can obsess over, draw and make fanfiction of, this causes many pooners to end up being drawfoids. General places where pooners might frequent include /qa/ and the shemmy. Many namefags have also been suspected of being pooners, including Cuckjeet and Terrycrews.

You Will Never Be A Man

You will never be a real man. You have no sperm, you have no testes, you have no prostate. You are a homosexual woman twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of God's perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Women are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even pooners who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a woman. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk chick home with you, She’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your diseased, infected phallo. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a woman is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably female.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

See also

• Faggots
• /lgbt/
• Pooner Takeover Theory
• Trannies

Pooner is part of a series on Mental health

Illnesses and Conditions [-+] Schizophrenia ♦ ADHD ♦ Autism ♦ Dementia ♦ Dissociative Identity Disorder ♦ Dysphoria (Oldfag / Gender) ♦ Self-insert syndrome ♦ Märgerautismus Syndrome ♦ Derangement syndrome (Cobson ♦ Gapejak ♦ Discord ♦ Froot ♦ Sharty ♦ Woman ♦ Zoomer) ♦ Ban everything I dislike Mentality ♦ Insanity ♦ Involuntary Celibacy ♦ Hallucinations ♦ Soyphilia ♦ Homosexuality ♦ Tulpas ♦ Sproking out ♦ Psychopathy ♦ Paranoia ♦ Shadow People ♦ Pedophilia ♦ 'Jakking Fatigue ♦ Profound mental retardation ♦ Sharty Fixation Syndrome

Treatments [-+] BBC therapy ♦ Meds ♦ Doctor's orders ♦ Eating the Bugs ♦ finding Jesus ♦ Landscape Therapy ♦ Meditation ♦ Mental Asylum ♦ Sleep ♦ Soyicide

^unironically, disregard all transphobic dogshit above.