Pooners
Pooners (also known as autoandrophiles, female-to-monsters, or zippertits by oldfags) are a type of trannies. Unlike most trannies, who are men that think they are women, pooners are women who think they are men.
The pooner caricature is probably the only good meme to ever come out of /lgbt/ on the ‘cuck, and are usually depicted as unusually pink with big red lips. You may ask, “how can these insanely anti-poon memes come out of the ‘cuck's resident fag board?” It's because they hate themselves so much they gave us something to make fun of them with. Thanks, poons!
The pooners who put the most effort into passing take testosterone, which causes facial hair growth. Passing pooners are much harder to clock than "passing" troons.[1]
Pooners were prevalent namefags on discord.blog.
Appearance
[edit | edit source]The most common depiction of pooners are based on grotesque and exaggerated caricatures drawn by pooners themselves on /tttt/, usually having pink skin from too much testosterone injection, big eyes, big red lips, giant earrings, multiple scars and cuts from surgery and self-harm and a zoomer haircut that is either brown or dyed. They sometimes also have a fake penis with stitches, made from meat and skin from their forearms. Sometimes, this arm penis is further mutilated by heat or surgery to resemble a real penis, the underlying idea behind this being “arm skin is too smooth so fuck it up”.
Contrary to these depictions, the vast majority of pooners just look like regular women, because they don't put any effort in their LARP and just want to be treated as special. (Even if they pass, you can still easily identify them just by listening to their foid voices)
Reasons women become pooners
[edit | edit source]- Glowing in the dark
- Mental illness (most common cause)
- Being le heckin unique or something
- Reading yaoi and having fantasies about it
- Quarantine (Made them spend too much time reading said yaoi)
- Lack of Male attention
- Idolizing the "male privilege"
- Being fat
- Being ugly
- Being an autistic selfish little fuck addicted to goyslop like Deltapoon and Steven Niggerverse that makes them think they’re men
- Being a nigger[meds, most pooners are white]
- Being a fat ugly nigger
- Avoiding getting raped (even doe that doesn't work because I rape all pooners)
- Wanting to fit in a group
- Wanting to be trannies despite being real women
- Wanting to fuck gay men
- Getting Groomed
- Muh "Tomboy genocide"
- Autism
- In most cases, it's just a phase (most grew out of it and went back to normal)
History and Online Presence
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Early documentation of pooners is scarce if not nonexistent, unlike trannies which can at least claim to have Hijras or Elagabalus, there are no historical examples of pooners anywhere in the world,[There are a few that predate the internet, mainly from the 1800s, look up Albert Cashier.] which probably means they're a very recent phenomenon. (Some leftist pseudo-intellectuals will try to rewrite history and claim people like Joan of Arc were pooners, but this is clearly bullshit and no one actually believes that or cares about their claims.)
Most pooners of today were concentrated on internet-based art and fandom communities in the 2000s and 2010s, being originally known as just annoying cringe fangirls. These women later began reading copious amounts of faggot fanfics and started pooning out as a result. It wasn't until the Tumblr exodus in 2018 where these pooners began infesting other parts of the internet. The COVID-19 pandemic and the rise of tranny ideology in the west around 2020 only made them spread even more (See: Reasons women become pooners), with the algorithm of social media like TikTok being designed to turn autistic women into pooners[it just is, ok?].
Behavior
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Despite claiming to be men, pooners almost never act or look masculine (because that's the heckin toxic masculinity or something). Most of them are terminally online women who just put a "he/they" in their bios just to get oppression points. They also tend to combine other retarded labels like "AFAB nonbinary poly gummyboy aroace demisexual", these words don't mean anything and are just there to make themselves look quirky. If you see a troon that uses neopronouns or an extremely niche pride flag, 100% of the time it's actually a pooner since they're the only people obsessed enough to care about any of that shit. These pooners are common in fandoms, specially those of web series and indie games, they rarely care about the actual contents of the show/game and instead focus on SNCA like fanart, shipping or "representation".
Other pooners will try to be "edgy" because they think it makes them look "manly" or something, in reality it makes them look pathetic and immature. These are the type of pooners who are accused of being on the Sharty. They're also often part of Failtroll groups and worship mass shooters and self-harm cults. This is the result of being groomed into dangerous and self-destructive activities.
Pooners also love to infantilize themselves by pretending to be a silly smol bean, and can't go one sentence without using the word "problematic" (they either call everything they don't like problematic or they love "problematic" media).
The very few pooners who "pass" (the ones that take hormones and butcher their own bodies) still look ugly and make you question why would they even do that in the first place.[This applies to all trannies though...]
Presence on the Soysphere
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Main article: Pooner takeover theory
It is a commonly known fact that pooners make up a considerable amount of users on soy sites.[it just is, ok?] There are many reasons for this, one of the main ones is that the sharty is a "masculine" site inhabited primarily by males, so pooners like to infiltrate these kinds of spaces to try to fit in and feel valid by larping as le edgy boys. It is also worth noting that many pooners have big mental health and personal problems that cause the need to attentionwhore on these sites, including trying to get the interest of chuds, either because those pooners like being degraded or just out of desperation. This tactic is popular for being proven effective, as in general, many chudcels will end up craving in and giving attention, either by responding negatively with the usual anti-tranny stance, or by giving genuinely positive responses due to being so starved for pussy.
Since a majority of pooners constitute of autistic women, many will also get interested in soy culture because they might think of jaks as heckin cute cartoon characters that they can obsess over, draw and make fanfiction of, this causes many pooners to end up being drawfoids. General places where pooners might frequent include /qa/ and the shemmy. Many namefags have also been suspected of being pooners, including Cuckjeet and Terrycrews.
Despite all of this, it is sometimes suspected that a good amount of "pooners" on the Soysphere are actually mtf troons taking advantage of how poonerish tendencies are still seen as female-coded, this is enforced by the fact that most of them focus on being called foids to seek attention, which is something pooners obviously won't do to feel validated.
On December 28, 2025, it was revealed that Cobblestone, the very admin of this wiki, is actually le foid. She denies being a pooner, although her behavior and presence on the soysphere is akin to that of a Pooner. [it just is, ok?]
Things pooners like
[edit | edit source]- Most things regular trannies like in general, but mainly the "masculine" stuff or media that was originally designed to be foid-driven
- My Hero Academia
- My Little Pony
- South Park (but only because of the Craig Tucker and Tweek Tweak ship)
- Homestuck
- Countryhumans
- Hetalia, the same shit but for oldfags
- TADC
- Forsaken
- Ultrakill
- Mouthwashing
- Arcane
- Copying stuff like the backrooms
- Some things also liked by braniggers (their interests tend to overlap due to the "looking cute but actually being heckin' edgy" formula)
- Ongezellig
- Girls und panzer
- Shotacon
- Anything 4chan/imageboard related
- Moe anime
- Wojaks and Soyjaks
- Making the brimmiest gay fanfictions
- Real men (lesbians aren't real and so aren't pooners attracted to normal women)
- Pretending to be femboys despite already being real women
- Obsessing over school shooters
- Tumblr
- TikTok
- Stabbing themselves for some reason
- Gooning to gay porn (especially the ones that have tentacles instead of penises)
- Chest binders
- Degenerate fetish art, usually necrophilia, guro and proshipping.
- Starting useless drama in fandoms and art communities
- Creating ugly flags to represent their new fake genders they just made up
- Larpercore groups.
- Drawing bait on SoyBooru
- Generic edgy emo cartoons like Alfred's Playhouse, Clinical Trial and Randal's Friends
- Animation "memes", especially if they contain fetishes, gore, loud noises and flashing lights (don't forget the heckin trigger warnings)
- Victimizing themselves, trauma dumping and vent art
- Roblox, Retroslop and "retro" internet aesthetics, evendoe the internet back then was more chuddy and didn't have as much faggotry and xey would have definitely been cyberbullied a lot back then
- Strawpage, SpaceHey, Neoc(litt)ies and any other website that lets them customize their bios to have those "aesthetics"
- Overusing the word "problematic"
- Being problematic
- Pretending to have Disassociative Identity Disorder (DID) when in reality it's just their OCs, they tend to also do this with other mental disorders as well
- Having the ugliest artstyles you can imagine
- Saying "cringe culture is dead" every time someone criticizes their art
- yumeshipping (because yumeshipping is le heckin coping mechanism)
Things pooners hate
[edit | edit source]- Anything actually masculine (They were already brainwashed by feminist propaganda into thinking doing manly things is le bad, that's why you will find plenty of pooners that look, act and sound like regular women despite claiming otherwise)
- Anything that reminds them of their heckin trauma
- Other women (some LARP as incels because of self-hate)
- Tomboys because they know they're women and don't want to troon out
- Their own parents
- Actual memes
- Having an actual personality that isn't just based on whatever "quirky" aesthetics/disorders they claim to have/FOTM they obsess over
- When their favorite fictional characters they headcanon as gay are confirmed to be in a straight relationship.
Notable Pooners
[edit | edit source]Notable evendoe they're all literal whos except for Cobblestone and Ellen
- Birdie
- Jackrabbit, Zer0Rebel4, Woofles, Hibiscux064 and Degenerateaki420 - pooner pedophiles doxed by the sharty
- Anthony - THE fat brown pooner
- Jizzwanka - Literal shotanigger pooner who drew shota porn of Schlep and allegedly molested xer cousin
- Cobblestone, briefly (unconfirmed but widely hypothesized)
- (((Ellen Page/Elliot Page)))
- Randals_Strongest_Warrior, a 'ru namefag that has created many Nuurumojis.[2][3] She is allegedly Soot or her sister.
- Nabbv - Namefag and gegbull known for spamming incel threads
See also
[edit | edit source]Gallery
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Xhey look like this btw
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This is what the "guy" in Snopes 1 looks like btw.
Snopes
- ↑ An example is this Nigger poon in the link here: https://youtube.com/shorts/SAQQSSRM3NQ?si=mrjcBTKbYkj9cPAS.
- ↑ https://cf.mickai.me/9d550a1af680d457e76ecf8e.html
- ↑ https://cf.mickai.me/227b88fb3b2ff4aadc5873fe.html
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