CURRENT MISSION: Conclude the 2026 soyjak.party hack page, aswell as any pages relating to it, such as the Summer 2026 Crisis page.
Update Quotecord with any relevant info. See the blackboard for more info.
Nophono
Nophono is a mysterious entity known for caring about a lot of things. Sometime around summer 2025, Gigachad was spotted reading a book titled shit nophono cares fan about. This introduced Nophono to the public eye, and prompted an investigation into Nophono’s identity. Investigators are still working to figure out who Nophono is, and why an entire book would be written on shit he cares about. Gigachad refuses to comment on the book or cooperate with the authorities.
A new piece of media has surfaced which suggests a potential connection to another mysterious entity known as “Nobaldi”. In a similar fashion to Nophono, the shit that Nobaldi cares about is the subject of a Grand Theft Auto mission, titled “shit nobaldi cares abot.”. In this mission, the player takes control of Gigachad, and appears to be involved in a street firefight.
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The first recorded appearance of the "Nophono book."
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Nobaldi
