SNCA:Grand Theft Auto
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Grand Theft Auto also known as GTA is a series of vidya games made by Rockstar Games where you drive from point a to b, kill this nigger, shoot that nigger, and rinse and repeat.
They are best known for being played by complete ESL third-worlders as shown by the grammer of this article nevermind it got fixed.
Games[edit | edit source]
All of the 2D ones are 90s SNCA that only britbongs played so we'll skip to the first 3D one.
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Grand Theft Auto III[edit | edit source]
First 3D game of the series, you play as a cracka chud called Claude Speed who can't speak for some reason, got betrayed by his latinx girlfriend (the consequences of racemixxing) and was shot in a robbery. The whole game is meeting different niggas so you can eventually get revenge on the slutta. Claude is a psychotic motherfucka and would do anything, including betraying his own friends if it means he gets paid. This game was widely praised for its open world and freedom.
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City[edit | edit source]
Takes place in 1986, Vice City; a fictional version of Miami. This game is heavily influenced from Scarface and Miami Vice (gem show only watched by CHVDS), you play as Tommy Vercetti (Voiced by Ray Liotta), a mafia member that had his drug deal shot up by meximutt spies and he has to recover the money he lost in the failed drug deal. Tommy meets a nigga called Lance Vance and they both pretend to work with Diaz the meximutt that shot the deal up, and they eventually ack xim and take his drug empire over. From that point on you buy a bunch of businesses (E.g Ice cream, Taxi service, Print works, Porn studios) and at the end of the game Sonny returns to take back the money, Lance being the retarded nigger jartycuck betrays Tommy and gets BTFO'd for doing so. The game ends with Tommy and his kike lawyer Rosenberg staring at the sunrise.
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas[edit | edit source]
SHIEEEEEEEEEET this is the one that took the series to the next level, you play as a nigger called CJ that's in a gang called 'Grove Street' or sum shiet, and you kill rival gang members known as The Ballas. His momma got killed so he went back to Los Santos to bury her but dem obsessed ass police took his paper or something and frame him for a killing, this game was widely praised for being a nigger simulator that let you eat chicken, get fat, get muscular, fuck sum bitches and ride a go kart while beating NPCs up with a giant dildo. Soon after, the game hit PC. Some hackers found a secret sex minigame code while datamining the game files which caused politicians to try and get the game memoryholed or something even doe you couldn't even do the hot coffee in the final release, anyway this game is unironically an aryan hood classic and is still played to this day.
Grand Theft Auto IV🗝️[edit | edit source]
First HD game in the series, completely rebooted universe from the previous games and also had a new engine. It features an illegal immigrant slav known as Niko Bellic who sailed to Liberty City in order to find new opportunities, also because he's a war criminal that raped and killed mudslimes in the Yugoslavian wars. He was baited by his cousin Roman Bellic into thinking he was some wealthy hotshot millionaire but his apartment is more dead and rotten than a nigger's carcass. Niko works his way up Liberty City and meets more people as the game goes on.
His girlfriend 'Michelle' that later turns out to be a glowie, a chill Jamaican rasta nigga 'Little Jacob' that talks funny and is loyal to Niko, a Russian mafia boss 'Mikhail Faustin' that Vlad (someone Niko killed for fucking Roman's spic girlfriend) worked for and he eventually kills him because some Chud known as Dimitri Rascalov, told him to so he takes over the Russian mafia and later backstabs Niko and sets his Broker (Brooklyn) apartment on fire, Niko hides from the Russian mafia in Bohan (The Bronx) and meets a lot more spics and niggers. He does a drug deal for some Puerto Rican goblina with Johnny Klebitz (We'll get to him) and Playboy X, (A rich nigga famous drug dealer) The deal was a honeypot and Niko and Playboy X escape to Holland in o Algonquin. He meets this other homeless nigga that got arrested and was friends with Playboy 'Dwayne Forge' and later, Playboy X wants Niko to smoke Dwayne because he's crazy or some shiet, and the player has a choice on who to kill.
Real niggas went and smoked Playboy X for being a fake ass nigger and also trying to backdoor Dwayne, people that killed Dwayne either liked Playboy X more or just thought it would be more funny to kill him instead. But if you care about the reward I suggest you cap Playboy X as you earn his penthouse, Dwayne becomes your friend and gives you nigger bodyguards to help you fight throughout the game.
Niko works with some Italian mafioso Ray Boccino and finds Jewish buyers for 2 Million dollar Gems which were stolen off some faggot called Gay Tony. Niko meets Johnny again and during the gem deal, a Niggerspic called Luis Lopez shoots a kike and steals back the diamonds.
Eventually Johnny steals all the diamond money (he's Jewish if you didn't know) and Niko is told to kill the bikers who stole it.
Near the end you work for a failing mafia 'The Pegorinos' and you help them out, Jimmy Pegorino (mob boss) tells Niko to work with Dimitri Rascalov again but he doesn't know he tried to kill him and kidnapped Roman. Niko refuses but Peckerino being the chudcel he is throws a tantrum and calls Niko an immigrant fuck and forces him to work with Dimitri. It's up to the player if he wants to work with Dimitri but most people decided to smoke him instead for being the backstabbing kikeslav he is, so we'll talk about this ending as canon. Peckerino later shoots up Roman's wedding and Kills Niko's new Irish girlfriend Kate (even doe she would never fuck him anyway geg) and ruins the wedding. Niko gets revenge on Peckerino and hunts him and his Mafia down, They try to escape on a boat but Niko uses a dirt bike and fucking stunt jumps into a helicopter with real niggas Little Jacob and Roman and follow him, they crash land and finally put a bullet in Tiny Peckerino and the game ends. Absolute gemmy game and probably still the best GTA to this day, the gameplay has the most realistic physics and the city feels /calm/ing as fuck.
The game also had DLCs The Ballad of Gay Tony and The Lost and Damned, their stories take place same time as GTA 4
- TLAD: Biker gang "The Lost MC" doing biker shit, you play as a kike Johnny Klebitz, meets most of the same people Niko did.
- TBOGT: Gemmy DLC, you play as a Dominican bodyguard and Nightclub Bouncer 'Luis Lopez' and do crazy fun shit you would never have done in the original GTA 4. Must play.
Grand Theft Auto V[edit | edit source]
You already know GTA 5 the most probably. The game starts at a bank robbery in some snowy place with a few people and only 2 matter (Michael De Santa (real name Michael Townley) and Trevor Philips.) Everything goes well except the glowies shoot the wrong person causing Michael to die and Trevor to escape. Then you play as a nigger named Franklin and drive (and probably fuck up) your new cool looking car a bit before being tasked to steal a car from Michael's house. Michael is for some reason in the car and pulls a gun out and aims it and your head then shoots and asks you to ram the car in the store of the mudslime who asked you to steal from Michael which you end up doing. Since you’re a money hungry jew trying to get out the hood you become one of Michael's best ally. Michael apparently became a family guy evendoe he has a lot of problems and drinks too much and he kinda works for the FIB (the game's version of FBI, literally meaning Federal Investigation Bureau) which bully him a lot. After some time you play as Trevor again and learn how fucked up he is. He is a druglord or something in some Mexico looking bullshit area who fucks and kills and eats hookers and other fucked up shit. Despite his fucked up morals and life he's actually clever. Everywhere he lives instantly becomes like a jartycuck's gooncave.
You three go on heists and shit until for some reason Trevor spergs out about Michael not being dead like he thought he was and flees to the place where they "buried" Michael and digs up his grave to see who was in it and finds another guy named Brad who they pretended was alive and prison. Michael followed him to there and after they both failed to shoot one another some chinks come for Trevor which gives Trevor time to escape and leave Michael to deal with the gooks. For some reason they think Michael is Trevor's boyfriend and take him as hostage which Trevor doesn't give a single fuck about. Franklin goes and saves Michael who was hanging upside down in a meat factory thing or whatever.
someone write the rest of this
Lazy tranny above me.
So Franklin makes Trevor and Michael be friends again because he needs money to get out of the hood and get his hoe back or whatever. So then they rob a really big bank and use stock markets exploits to get a bunch of money and buy all the properties in the game. But then some rich jew tells Franklin to kill Michael because Michael stole his yamakuh or thoughever it's spelled, and the glownigger from earlier tells Franklin to kill Trevor because Trevor is insane and needs to be out down. Most players decide to just kill the jew and the glownigger and the chink and also some random oldhead nigger who doesn't really effect the story at all. This is because the ending is happier or whatever if you do that. The best ending is killing Trevor because he's unstable and will probably end up killing Michael and Franklin if you let him live (eve&oe Online is set after and they're alive in that o algo). Killing Michael and leaving Trevor alive doesn't really make sense because Trevor would kill Franklin if he found out he killed Michael, it's also the least popular option.
Grand Theft Auto VI[edit | edit source]
An upcoming game that's been hyped up for over a decade o algo.
It got delayed to May 2026, but we got more screenshots and a second trailer to make up for it. So far it looks like it will be gemmy, with a modern reimagining of Vice City along with other locations in 'Leonida', but some chuds sneeded because the one of the protagonists is a latina called Lucia but rest assured she was sexualized in the 2nd trailer once Donald Trvmp went in power and the other protagonist is a muscular aryan called Jason.
GTA VI might either be one of the greatest games ever made or overpriced dei garbage but time will tell.
