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NoFap
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NoFap is the act of refraining from beating your meat, either permanently, or for a set amount of time (such as during No Nut November).
Benefits
- If you feel like shit after gooning (known as post-coital dysphoria, then NoFap is the easiest solution.
- If you catch yourself being in a downwards spiral of gooning to progressively more degenerate shit, then NoFap may yet save you.
- Semen retention - your body will consume the excess cum in your balls and you will turn indo silk white 6'7 blonde A10 aryan beast with giant BWC or some shit like that.
NoPorn
Porn is jewish, so you should avoid it, but just do NoFap, nigger.