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SNCA:Vape
Vapes, also known as stigs or cockwhistles, are sticks you suck from to blow smoke or whatever. A notable unpatched infinite money glitch involves them: selling them to Year 6 kids at exorbitant rates, which is both a proper job and a non-ZOGed way to make a living. Vaping is a favourite pastime of both Gigachad and the soyjak Daedaluson.
The lamestream media like to proclaim that vapes contain harmful radioactive material or whatever, but it's clear they just want you to stop fighting the system and drink the corn syrup. If you actually wanna buy vapes, go on Snap. Despite all the efforts the Jewish deep state has made to end the practice of vaping (most likely due to it revealing ancient Q prophecies within some users), it's rather easy to obtain them, as sellers are often found on Snap, albeit a lot of these are shilled and often scams. Alternatively, you could just import your own from China or make your own vape.
Vape mods
Vape mods are basically vapes, but gemmed up due to their customisability. These vapes are typically used in vape-offs, and WILL win you every single competition in the school bathrooms.
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