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SNCA:Vapes
Vapes, also known as stigs, USBs, cockwhistles, or electronic dildos, are sticks you suck from to blow smoke or whatever. A notable unpatched infinite money glitch involves them selling them to Year 6 kids at exorbitant rates to make a living. Vaping is a favorite pastime of Daedaluson and 'teens, which may explain the state of the log
According to le wholesome Snopes, vaping is not as harmful as smoking a cigarette (ev&oe it contains estrogen and other chemicals for good goyim). Which means it's a healthy alternative People mostly use these to avoid real cigarettes because, apparently, actual smoke is bad for you (shocker). People vape in school bathrooms and at parks; this is because most vape users are literal cacas and selfish little fucks. If you vape over the age of 30,you will be considered a cuck and you love watching your wife get raped by Tyrone. Some faggots/trannies vape,ev&oe they're on Jew Juice.
Vape mods[edit | edit source]
Vape mods are basically vapes, but gemmed up due to their customizability. These vapes are typically used in vape-offs and WILL win you every single competition in the school bathrooms. <---------- LIE + they're still brimmy as fuck. Some of the retards in the vaping community switch to different "mod kits" to customise their vaping.
Uses[edit | edit source]
- None, don't vape.
- Making yourself look like a faggot
- Getting Cancer
- Profound mental retardation
- Supporting the Jews
- Making you become a Jartycuck
Vapes that (You) use[edit | edit source]
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Vaperald.
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Vape with (You) on it -
Vapes most often come in frooty flavours.
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Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg.