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Mazel tov! Vapes are Kosher!This article is related to (((God's chosen people))). Read all revisions to find a solution for their perplexing quandary.
Vaping makes (You) look like a FAGGOT!!These individuals are faggots and will likely succumb to AIDS in the near future.

Vaping is BAD for you and will make your lungs look like COAL
>DOCTOSSSSS MY LUNGS ARE COAL OYYYYY DOCTOSSSSS

Vapes, also known as stigs, USBs, cockwhistles, or electronic dildos, are sticks you suck from to blow smoke or whatever. A notable unpatched infinite money glitch involves them selling them to Year 6 kids at exorbitant rates to make a living. Vaping is a favorite pastime of Daedaluson and 'teens, which may explain the state of the log

According to le wholesome Snopes, vaping is not as harmful as smoking a cigarette[1]. Which means it's a healthy alternative People mostly use these to avoid real cigarettes because, apparently, actual smoke is bad for you (shocker). People vape in school bathrooms and at parks; this is because most vape users are literal cacas and selfish little fucks. If you vape over the age of 30, you will be considered a cuck and you love watching your wife get raped by Tyrone. Some faggots/trannies vape,ev&oe they're on Jew Juice. Apparently people vape more then they drink now

Vape mods[edit | edit source]

Vape mods are basically vapes, but gemmed up due to their customizability. These vapes are typically used in vape-offs and WILL win you every single competition in the school bathrooms. <---------- LIE + they're still brimmy as fuck. Some of the retards in the vaping community switch to different "mod kits" to customise their vaping.

Uses[edit | edit source]

  • None, don't vape.
  • Making yourself look like a faggot
  • Getting Cancer
  • Profound mental retardation
  • Supporting the Jews
  • Making you become a Jartycuck
  • Trying to fit in
  • Thinking yourself you look cool, try tobacco instead . <--------- this will also give you cancer

Vapes that (You) use[edit | edit source]

  1. (ev&oe it contains estrogen and other chemicals for good goyim)