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Nojak Columbine theory

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The Nojak Columbine Theory is a theory proposing that Nojak wasn't actually traced from Oreo Review Show, but from a picture of Columbine Shooter Eric Harris. It is supported by the existence of Dylanjak, a variant allegedly traced off Dylan Klebold.

Spread

The theory was first proposed during january of 2025 in a /soy/ thread[1] poking fun at the resemblance of Nojak and Dylanjak to the Columbine shooters.

Citations

[1] https://megalodon.jp/2026-0124-1643-50/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14938905.html

  1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 https://megalodon.jp/2026-0124-1643-50/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14938905.html
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