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🍉 Mane ts be tied ta aw dem wypipo bix nood 🍉Eat every fried chicken you see. Pop every block in da page's history to lift a brotha up n shiiet

LowTierGod is a massive retard!This individual is a gegbull, you can have some fun by making 'jaks of them and milking their gegs.
> Because when the Europeans came on the ships and seen those African asses bouncing and titties jiggling, like National Geographic... Tall statures, thick thighs... They wuz blown away. Never seen bodies like dat til they landed in Africa, never seen big ass juicy slave titties with a nice big ass black-brown cheeks, bouncing as they run in the golden field of wheat... <

>yall just mad cuz you aint got the BBC gene

>kill yourself... NOW.

LowTierGod (also known as LTG for short, Black DSP, Darkersydephil) Powerword: Dale Emanuel Wilsonis a nigger lolcow streamer who got ran out of the Fighting game community. He also made the "You should kill yourself NOW!" meme. Xe is best known for being in crippling amounts of debt, only wearing 100% polyester clothing, and not taking care of his daughter. LowTierGod has had a long history with many different streamers, like Viscant, some retard called brolylegs and some nophono pooner who later got kicked from fighting game tourneys later on. LowTierGod is also known to be wildly inconsistent for his opinions on niggas, sometimes praising them and others detesting them and calling them black Porsche monkeys. He has a particular niche of creating words and then obsessing over them, like matrix juice.

BBC fantasies

LTG is well known to be the most baitable streamer on the planet. At the time of 2020, LTG was well known for wilding on streams with BBC mom jokes and fantasies, these were such a common occurrence that they were compiled up to over 9 hours and 28 minutes of footage. His jokes including the Epson salt roast, the jungle, the mousetrap, the 13000 dollar disappointment, the dick-splash... The list goes on.

He's also known to make rape fantasies of his haters, and of his dear friend and chat moderator, rocks. He's made BBC fantasies of him chasing someone down in cloaks, running at him like wolves in black capes and then casually sexually assaulting him and made a bed time story of him also getting assaulted by a black matrix ghost which created a suspicion of him being a closeted bisexual.

Scholarly Vocabularly

Professor Dalauan Sparrow is known to have created a new version of the African American vernacular, things a "biscuit ass nigga", who does not possess a "God angel gene" could never imagine. Things like cascading cream, peanut butter complex, cutting to precise, busting and robusting, turmoil inducing, twisting and twirling, oblivious, fathomized envisualization...

TL:DR/summary

Mr. DALE is quite funny, we must admit that, but he is as controversial as Vinluv is within the soy-sphere and outer internet for example. Its easy to forget though that he is a disgusting human being, objectively, who abandoned his daughter at a young age and has allegedly dated women as young as 17 and groomed them until they were above 18. Albeit, his sperginess is very goofy and he will OCCASIONALLY drop some factual NVKEs on dumb pretentious niggers such as the time when he humbled pack-god. The reason why he gets away with most of his disgusting actions is because of the fact he's considered a Chad-lite, which is a remarkable tier of looks, therefore he's constantly abusing his "pretty privilege" to his advantage. He also apparently has a piss fetish, and refuses to urinate in ANY bathrooms at all.

Similar to the previously mentioned Vinluv, most of the more crazy allegations about him are "Neither here nor there" but his allegations of child abandonment have been confirmed.

You can have whatever opinion on him you want but he's still an extreme gegbvll and trolling him is Aryan behavior.

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