Poop 2

>Though maybe you were looking for Poop 1 or Poop 3?

Poop 2 is a DEAD MEMEPay your respects here.

Warning! The following may feature disinformation, psy-ops, or other infohazards.Proceed with caution.

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>Poop2? doesn't exist, take meds and eat the buggies incel.

POOP2 IS FUCKING REAL

Poop 2 is a discredited and debunked alt-right conspiracy theory that claims a superior version of human feces called "Poop 2" exists, and many of the global elites are trying to hide its existence.

Poop 2 vs Poop

Currently there isn't much known about poop 2 other than the fact that poop 2 has soul, which makes it superior to original poop in many ways.

When Dr. Soyberg was asked about whether or not Poop 2 exists or not, he accidentally admitted that it exists, but he immediately took back his words which led many chuds into believing that the (((Big Sproke))) paid him to be silent.

Oslo Poop Treaties and Poop 3

A Soyjak working for the CIA was censored for violating the Oslo Poop Treaties when discussing the possibility of PEEPEEPOOPOO or POOP3.

Poop 4

"I know not with what substance poop 3 will be made of, but poop 4 will be made of sticks and stones".

- Albert Einstein

pQQp

PQQP is not a numbered variant of poop, but rather a derivative of any other type of poop. It is said that only the most dedicated QATRIQTS can make the Q variant of poop. Currently, pQQp is used in the manufacturing of TRVTH BQMBS used to bomb obsessed ham ass or something. Top scatologists theorize the existence of pQQp 2 (Q variant of poop 2), but none of these findings are official, as pQQp research is considered a classified operation, and mixing it with poop 2 will cause any science journal to instantly deny publication.

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See also

• Semen Hitler
• Poop 7