Sproke

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>	Obey the pause that refreshes.	<
Sproke's famous slogan

The current Sproke can design (2018-present)

sprokie sproke

Sproke™ is a delicious soft drink made by mixing Sprite and Coca-Cola. It is enjoyed by many soyjaks around the world.

Sproke™ was popularized by Dr. Sprokeberg as a treat used to calm patients suffering from schizophrenic delusions. It subsequently exploded in popularity throughout the Soysphere as a drink everyone could enjoy. However, some reports claim that Sproke™ can worsen schizophrenic hallucinations due to the mind-altering chemicals, such as cocaine, present in the drink. This is peer reviewed.

The taste of Sproke™ is best described as a more intense version of Sprite Cranberry, including hints of spice from the Coke, complemented by the sweet and cool taste of the Sprite.

History

>	I've got the sprite, and you've got the coke. It's fucking sproke™ time, dude!	<
/qa/, Anonymous, Mon, Dec 07 2020, 19:38:55, No.3685756

The first Sproke™ commercial, circa 2004.

On /qa/ and the Sharty

On December 7, 2020, the first ever Sprokepost™ was created, marking the beginning of Sproke's legacy in the Soysphere. Some 1,257 posts later, Sproke™ had officially established as a notable meme on /qa/. It has been speculated that many of the early posts were shilled by the same person, namely, the Ashbie poster, however, no definitive proof beyond some images has been produced.

Even after the death of /qa/, Sproke™ endured. It continued to be posted by Soyteens galore and was incorporated into Soy Media such as Gem Defender: Soyjak Survivors, officially solidifying its status as a gem.

History on the Web

On May 29, 2003, an aspiring scientist named djnugget84 posted a logo concept for Sproke™ on DeviantArt, stating "I always wanted them to do a run of mix sodas and this, I beleve [sic], would have been a hit."

Audio commecial

Around this time, Dr. Sprokeberg used a custom Sproke™ formula to treat patients with schizophrenia. The treatment later backfired, causing the death of Dr. Soyberg, and eventually leading to the closure of the Asoylum.

The first known Sproke™ commercial was recorded in 2004 by a group of ninth-graders: Heesuk Byun, Matthew Chiam, Frank Chu, Michael Doyle, Joon Kwak, Alex Lam, and Kazune Obata. The commercial was released to the public in 2007.

The first Sproke logo (2003-2015)

Logo History

As time changed, The Sproke Company™ realized that its 2003 logo was outdated. The company subsequently announced a US$5 million bounty for anyone capable of creating a newer and better logo. In 2015, graphic designer NS-Games proposed a modern redesign of the classic Sproke™ can. The company's higher-ups were pleased with the design, awarding NS-Games with the bounty and adopting the redesign as the corporate logo.

In 2018, the director of creative services for Sproke™ Germany launched an advertising campaign featuring a new can design for the German market. Exclusive merchandise was also offered to the first 100 people who purchased the redesigned can. The Sproke Company™ was so pleased with the redesign that it adopted the new can globally, marking the beginning of a new era of Sproke™.

The current Sproke™ logo (2015-present)

Variants

After the first sip you'll be speechless!

Sproke™ variants are usually identified by the ratio of letters from "Sprite" and "Coke" in the name of the variant. Some common variants are listed below, in order of Sprite/Coke content.

• Scoke: 20% Sprite, 80% Coke
• Soke: 25% Sprite, 75% Coke
• Spoke: 40% Sprite, 60% Coke
• Sproke™: 50% Sprite, 50% Coke
• Sprike: 60% Sprite, 40% Coke (also known as a Parisian Sproke™)
• Cite: 75% Sprite, 25% Coke
• Crite: 80% Sprite, 20% Coke

Although subjective, "Cite" is recommended for most new Sprokers, as Sproke™ with more than 25% Coke may sometimes taste simply like a watered down Coke.

Homemade Formula

During the Covid-19 pandemic, The Sproke Company™ released a homemade formula similar to Sproke™. It is as follows:

1. Grab two containers (Sprite and Coke) that store any of the following volumes:
   • 12 fluid ounces / 355 milliliters (Sproke™ Can / Small Bottle)
   • 16.9 fluid ounces / 500 milliliters (Sproke™ Bottle)
   • 33.8 fluid ounces / 1 liter (Large Sproke™ Bottle)
2. Mix those two containers equally (i.e. 12 fl. oz. Sprite, + 12 fl. oz. Coke) in a bottle as large as you like (i.e. a 24 oz. bottle).
3. Stir it until it becomes a smooth mixture
4. Enjoy!

Sproke X-TREME™ (Energy Drink version)

Sproke X-TREME™ is a entirely new suger-free proprietary blend of coca cola, the lemon-lime sprite soda, and traces of beryllium to give you the thrill of not knowing what your lungs are doing. It fizzes harder, hits faster, and is ONLY banned in one country! The formula is not currently known.

DISCLAIMER: Sproke™ Industries assumes no liability and is not responsible for the slight possibility of: shortness of breath, spontaneous coughing, weight loss, fatigue, schizophrenia, fever and one beginning to believe that they're the opposite sex.

A box of Sproke™ powder.

Sproke™ Powder

A fairly obscure Kool-Aid successor only sold in the UK, Australia, New Zealand, Scandinavia, and Eastern Europe (Known there as “Sprǒkaš Drǐnkaš”). Recalled after cancer-causing substances were discovered within the powder's formula.

Diet Sproke™

A healthier version of Sproke™ created and developed by Dr. Sprokeberg himself designed for people who are on a diet. It contains zero sugar, meaning that you won't feel much fizz coming out of the can. Its formula is unknown and has never been found. This includes it's cousin "Sproke™ Zero Sugar" which allegedly tastes better.

Cherry Sproke™

An experimental version of Sproke that swaps out regular Coca-Cola with Cherry Coke. Hasn't gotten very popular but sometimes a bored 'teen will order some Cherry Sproke in a 'zaNVKE should it be sold.

Sproke-related Media™

The cover of the book.

Thus Sproke™ Zarathustra

Thus Sproke™ Zarathustra, also known as Also Sproch Zarathustra in German, is a A24 coming-of-age book written by the German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche. It's one of Chud's favorite books. deals with ideas about the Übersproke, the death of Sproke™, the will to drink Sproke™, and eternal recurrence (of drinking Sproke™).

German Ad Campaign

The campaign that led to Sproke's brand new can design, which has been used since 2018. These were revealed slowly to the public through facebook.

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  Sproke™ wallpaper.
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  Sproke Mix It™
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  Sproke Socks™
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  Sproke Shoes™
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  Sproke Bag™
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  Sproke Can Opener™
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  Sproke™ ad finale.

Sproke™ Competitors

The inventor of Samsry in front of his creation.

The logo of 7upsi.

This section contains actual ads for non-sproke soft drinks. Take everything here with a grain of lemon-lime and remind these other brand's manufacturers that they do it for money.

Dr. Fapper

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode.
You WILL remind the author to take his meds.

One very nassy and coaly day, one soyteen posted a thread with the subject, "dubs decide what I'll do" Big Sproke's spies deemed this 'teen as schizo, for posting such an inane topic, and saw this as an opportunity to medicate him. Throughout the course of the thread, they kept suggesting "SPROKE™" and won the specified repeating digits multiple times.

To everyone's disapproval, the OP couldn't deliver on the request. Instead, he perverted it. He used his mother's sodas concocted a wicked "Dr. Fapper" Whether he drank this mixture is yet to be determined.(I did) What's known is that the OP though that Dr. Fapper was delicious and recommended it heartily to all soyteens. The last comments he typed in the thread are as follows, "MYMYYYYY HAAANBBNNDSDDS SARE TYUYTRNIMG POURPLEWEE" and "HHEHRELLPPPL MNEEEEEE" That was the last time he was ever heard from. I am OP, this did not happen, I am alive and well. Dr Fapper is currently being investigated and tested to use as a neurotoxin. MEDS Many 'teens have sung Dr. Fapper's praises, but most Dr. Fapper fans have been killed or silenced by Big Sproke This has led to Dr. Fapper's quasi-death on /soy/. I still recommend that you try it. Big Sproke™ will call me a shill, spammer, and discord, but they cannot take away Dr. Fapper's delicious flavor and refreshing taste. SILENCE SCHIZO Dr. Sprokenstein recommends that anyone talking about this "Dr. Fapper" gets reported to the proper authorities so they can be detained and get the proper treatment. If you suspect any plans of domestic terrorism from a "Dr. Fapper" extremist, please report them to the Department of Soyland Security. They will handle the situation with extreme prejudice and firepower.

Is Dr. Fapper made of Fanta and Doctor Pepper? That would explain the name. ^{[DO NOT INVESTIGATE]}

Samsry

The most successful Chinese alternative to Sproke™. It was created by an alchemist named Soyi Lentu, in reponse to the ruling government's suppression of Sproke™. It reigned as China's favorite drink during the 20th century, and successfully branched out to different nations. Despite recently falling out of favor, Samsry remains popular in certain regions within Asia.

Perry

Perry (also known as Starsi) is a highly volatile and experimental Sproke™ alternative being developed by PepsiCo. It is best known for being the beverage of choice when ordering a 'zaNVKE from Papa Johns and der 'hut. It consists of a (usually) 1:1 ratio of Pepsi to Starry, and was first announced on the /news/ board during Valentines Day 2025. No other information is known.

7upsi

Reports of a new "Sproke™ competitor" started popping up in February 21st of 2025. As of April 2025, the brand's potential name, 7upsi, was revealed.

It is moreso enjoyed by frogs rather than soyjaks though. And is the reluctant choice when ordering a 'zaNVKE to a Canuck because Starry (used in Starsi) is not sold there.

Pepsanta

Some 'teen tried to make a new competition for Sproke™ by mixing Pepsi with Fanta in real life. It was on a sharty thread that was lost to time. On that same thread, other names for hypothetical mixed sodas (using 4 primary sodas, coke, fanta, pepsi and sprite) were made like "Fantoke", "Spranta" and "Pepsite"; the mix of all four was "Diabetes²", which if it existed, it would become a symbol of american culture.

Ϫ-Up

🤣 Rest in piss, Ϫ-Up 🤣Smoking that Ϫ-Up pack tonight. 💯

Ϫ-Up was a major Sproke™ competitor back in the old days. It was owned by the Ϫ-Up corporation. There was a Ϫ-Up-Sproke mixture by the name of “Throke” in the works, however, Dr. Fauci discovered that Ϫ-Up caused 600% more fatalities than the traditional Sproke mixture and Mr. Thrembimp, former owner of the Ϫ-Up corporation, was found guilty by the WHO board of science. The Ϫ-Up corporation was used by a certain organization for copyright violations. Thrembimp was sentenced to 20 years in the Tolerance Academy.

Geg Bvll

Geg Bvll is a carbonated energy drink that was owned, manufactured, and distributed by Jaycob & Son's Industries. Boasting ϪϪmg of caffeine per can, you will be guaranteed to remain maximally alert while going through any massive pile of Media Pending Approval other jannies fall asleep on. A SoyBooru user described the taste as being "jimbo's braps condensated into a can."

List of Sproke™ resellers

• Dr. Sprokeberg
• Sneed's Feed and Seed
• Sproke Boomer

Gallery

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  Dr. Sprokeberg presenting Sprite and Coke
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  An advertisement for Sproke™ on /qa/
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  This image is probably a hoax.
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  Smug bastard
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  In certain regions, Coke and Sprite are sold separately to skirt regulations
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  Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post...
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  Disclaimer: Sproke™ may be toxic to some animals.
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  He drank too much Sproke™, his body turned into a Sproke
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  Dr. Sprokeberg before he became a doctor.