CURRENT MISSION: Conclude the 2026 soyjak.party hack page, aswell as any pages relating to it, such as the Summer 2026 Crisis page.
Update Quotecord with any relevant info. See the blackboard for more info.
Captain Cob's coup
On July 23rd, 2023, someone going by the name of Cobson, (colloquially referred to as Captain Cob) also claiming to be the Islamic abrahamic Allah, assumed control of soyjak.party in a coup d'état while Doll was transferring a site to a new codebase. The sharty was turned into a radical fundamentalist website. Captain Cob is probably just doll larping though
Course on the incident
On 6am EST an admin account called Cobson ## Allah made s post saying that Doll fucked up the transfer during the same time colorbot was wiping the catty. Later a header was added saying "Before you ask, no, I will not fuck up the Sharty."[1] (which changes to "NIGGAS COALY THOUGH COBSON GOT THE GEMMY THOUGH" in the web archive)
Shortly after that the header and the thread are deleted and flartGOD starts to spam the catty instead of colorbot
