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>Pedohammad was BLACKED (this isn't actually authentic thoughever)

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Islam, also known as "The nigger of religions" or "pisslam", is a 7th century christian heresy. The followers of it call themselves Muslims; Muslim means "subhuman," they're called that because it's all about submitting to Allah (An arabian lunar diety closely linked with the mesopotamian Baal, evendoe arab christians use that name too). Their holy book is the Quran which is claimed to be the word of God revealed upon the (false) prophet Muhammad, PISS be upon him. An important aspect of Islam is its falsehood, as Christ is the way, the truth and the life, and nobody comes to the father if not through him. Remember; muhammad is currently ripped in half in hell, boiling in piss.

He then married a 9 year old (evendoe that's debunked(Your right zhe married a 6 year old)), kissed a man (Sunan Abi Dawud 5224, evendoe thats not what happened) raped his dead aunt's corpse and died (literally what are you talking about?). Most "people" who follow islam are all horny, violent browns who live in europe because most(if not all) islamic countries are shit.

What can you do in Islam?

Nothing. There is no fun under Islam. In Islam you can't:

• Listen to Nigger Music (das aryan shemmycuck). Albeit certain types of music are allowed.
• Play Minecraft, Fortnite, Or any video game because it contains music and with games like minecraft the idea of creating your own world is blasphemous (who said that) and Fortnite depicts islamic churches as blasphemous (marge, is there a numiddleeast map or something?) as well as having women without a hijab and has gambling elements (only games like csgo does but you can just simply avoid those and continute playing). Fallout is also banned because the idea of gambling is wrong (not unless it actually wastes money like how im wasting braincells by correcting this poorly written page) . Anything you like is banned
• Have pictures of family members, animals, friends, or memories in your house
• Consume Alcoholic beverages (smoking is completely fine and not banned though?)
• Gamble in any way, Even if its fake money and there is no real consquence (no one says this). Doing it recreationally is also a huge no no
• You can't draw anything with faces (yes that includes your funny woahjaks)

(You) can be Trans though --------> you just said that attempting to replicate or manipulate god's creation (like drawings) is prohibited in islam, stop contradicting yourself you chrike

Mohammed

Mohamed was a brain dead schizophrenic who was suicidal, slept with 8 gorillion underage children, and was history's first incel trans chud.^{[it just is, ok?]} He also felt his aorta being cut on his death, just as he predicted for if he had disobeyed the voices in his head (even doe those aortas are originally different arabic words meant to refer to different parts of the aorta which wouldve sounded weird if written in the english translation of the surah so it was simplified to just "aorta" or something)

Xe also got sodomized by bibisea. One hecking inauthentic hadith describes a trip with maphammad and xis friend and how he got 'ridden' by multiple tall dark skinned unclothed figures who looked like men from India that had big genitals, (albeitdoe their genitals were not visible)

be muslim

>be sandnigger
>dreaming about your 72 whores all night
>wake up
>beat disobedient bitch wife
>start thinking about yeah yeah sinware throwing a fucking stick at a idf drone before dying. So brave....
>get dressed
>Scream "ALLAH ACKBAR" 99 times
>good deed counter goes up by one
>go to mosque
>speak in shitskin
>get bored
>arrive at the isis base
>bomb 120 people (100 children, 3 women, and 17 men)
>alhamdillah, we're allah's vinedressers
>get paid 10 good deeds for my heroic deeds
>idea.png
>go preach at speakers corner about how jew worship bad and why sandnigger worship good
>Aryan christcuck debating me
>heh, I got this.png
>tell him that trinity makes no sense
>christcuck says Man is all three. There is never a time that man has existed (or could exist) without all three.
>try to checkmate that xtain by saying dis maek nu sense
>xtian says mohammed(JAKPARTY) came 500 years after yeshua so he's not reliable
>This puzzles me because mohammed(jakparty) was a (((profit))) from allah
>before I panic, I bring up muh paul bad or something
>xtian tells me that the apostles approved paul's teachings
>die from heart attack
>Appear before the Allah(SWT)
>Imagine seeing mohammed (JAKPARTY) fucking 20 little girls and French-kissing little boys
>God I wish this were me
>ask to enter heaven instantly because of good deeds and shahada
>get dragged to hell to get punished for my sins accordingly
>ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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