Islam

>Though maybe you were looking for Warrior-Z or Operation 9/11?

Mashallah! Islam is halal The subject of this page has been approved by Allah and is considered halal.

This page might be biased Muslims may vandalize this page gem from time to time. You WILL remind them that Mohammed was a trans woman.

>BOOM BOOM KILL DA KAFFIR

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Islam, also known as Pisslam, Terrorislam, or Pigslam, is the ultimate weaponization of the sub-80 IQ shitskin hordes of Arabia, and has resulted in tragedy after tragedy after tragedy. It has been described as a cancer, a disease, a mistake, a death cult, and a pedophile's dream; all of which are fairly accurate, each in their own regard. Despite the wide majority of Muslims being of Arabic descent, it has proven itself to be a memetic hazard to the mentally retarded individuals inside every ethnic group, as many whites, blacks, and others, have fallen victim to its propaganda (if it's even smart enough to be considered that). According to Islam, you get 72 16 year old girls to rape if you strap a bomb around your waist and walk into a building owned/operated by the Nonbelievers, with bonus points for Synagogues, Churches, federal buildings, towers, and rival Mosques.

Islam is also known to have an extreme, almost absurd level of infighting over the smallest piece of SNCA ever detected by man. Islam is the subject of many Soyjaks mocking the Arabic origins of Islam, as well as their tendencies towards sexual relations with goats. A few of the more severely retarded verses within the Quran have been made into 'toss as well.

Muslims are also incredibly violent. Generally violent, yes, but especially when it comes to the nonbelievers, or Kaffir. To put it into perspective, telling a Christian that you think that the bible is 100% wrong is both safe AND likely to result in a great conversation. Try telling your average Muslim that even a single thing in the Quran is false.

On second thought; DO NOT DO THIS.

In relation to the Sharty

Soot deleting mudslime threads^🗝️

Muslims probably make up around (likely less than) 4% of the Soysphere, as Islam is made fun of very often in the 'sphere and has only resulted in one notable namefag by the name of Warrior-Z. He is one of the more well-known namefag shitflingers of Soybooru.

Early History

Early Sharty Islamic history was seemingly full of extremist/terrorist larp. Under Soot, Muslims were tolerated, though soot did delete the islamic culture thread on /webm/, citing federal concerns due to the thread being full of terrorposting. Muslims were also a major belligerent of Soyvil War 1, through Dawah. Kuz was kind to Muslims and even displayed some signs of converting to Islam, and given the fact that he is a known pedophile and faggot, this is unsurprising. Doll continued kuz's policies and even temporarily created the /dawla/ board. Froot attacked Muslims the most by means of the Great Purge, where he falsely created the /dawla/ board and banned everyone who posted in it, banning many non-muslim 'teens in the crossfire.

Today

Modern sharty islamic history is marked by events such as the Portuguese-Islamic War, several Countrywars and religion wars on Soybooru, and the rise of Warrior-Z, mentioned above. As of 2026, Islam is still a common subject of Soyjaks and 'toss.

You WILL make fun of Islam, and you WILL remind Warrior-'P that he is not white.

What is HALAL:

• Sex with animals, to relieve sexual frustrations
• Sex with children as young as nine
• Raping, as a punishment
• Kissing niggas on the lips
• Having sex with little boys, to relieve sexual frustrations (Bacha Bazi)
• Being a wholesome transgirl

What is HARAM:

• Listening to any music ever
• Smoking or drinking
• Abusing your nigger slaves^🗝️
• Gambling, betting, and playing with dice
• Minecraft, Fortnite, Grand Theft Auto (formerly), and most other western games
• Displaying pictures of family members, animals, friends, or memories in your house
• Draw anything with faces (yes, that includes Soyjaks)
• Have a wholesome heckin pet pupperino (Unless xe is employed^[Marge...])
• Being a gaybo faggot
• Not being a completely blind follower of the retarded nonsense of the Quran

Mohammed

>Pedohammad was BLACKED (JEETED) (this isn't actually authentic thoughever) < meds, this is a cope (it just is, okay??)

Muhammad redirects here, >though maybe you were looking for Moohammad or other people named Mohammed?

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Mohammed, also known as Muhammad, Mohammad, and six million alternate variations, is the prophet and founder of the religion of Islam. Think of him as the Islamic equivalent to Jesus, if Jesus was a gay, suicidal, promiscuous necrophile and pedophile who (thank God) never came back after his death. He lived his entire life going against (quite possibly) the religious rules of every single culture and society on earth, including his own, and was a deranged schizoid maniac who saw demons (Allah) constantly and convinced a ton of retards to follow him and do his bidding. Mohammed also often contradicted himself, with his actions not matching with his words and vice-versa, though this is of course because the smelly Kaffir don't translate it the way that Mohammed wanted it translated, or something. His name has, due to the fact that all shitskins live in a hive mind, has become the #1 most common name among Arabs and Muslims worldwide.

Something notable about Mohammed is that he said that Allah himself would kill him by severing his aorta if he was a false prophet. Guess how he died?

White Mohammed theory

Astaghfirullah! The white Mohammed theory is haram The subject of this page has been disapproved by Allah and is considered haram.

There is a little-known theory that Islam is, unsurprisingly, a test from the real God to see if Arabs were worth keeping, where he sent down a Celtic Ginger man (named Moe O'Almaed) to spew the most retarded nonsense he could and see if brown people would trust him because of his holy appearance. This operation was a success, and God successfully found out that Arabs cannot be trusted as truly faithful, as they will believe literally anything that a person with confidence (and white skin) tells them. This, of course, is extremely unpopular amongst Muslims and Liberal Academia due to its complete shattering of Islam as a valid religion, and as such has been suppressed for millennia.

Don't believe me? Read it and weep.

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