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Sixth Soysurgency
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The Sixth Soysurgency was a soysurgency that started on June 14th, 2026 and is currently ongoing. It was caused by multiple different factors, including Cobblestone approving a Mexiaryan with a MAP Flag (and the badge of a splinter) on the 'ru, a tranny posting scat porn of themselves, also on the 'ru, intolerence over recent site policies like the Cacacaust and softcore porn bait, along with splinters fueling the fire.