Sixth Soysurgency
Consider bringing a pickaxe!
The Sixth Soysurgency was a "soysurgency" that started on June 14th, 2026 and ended on June 16th, 2026. It was caused by multiple different factors, including Cobblestone approving an image of Mexiaryan with a pedophile flag and a Swinny badge on the 'ru meant to mock Swinny users, a tranny posting scat porn
of themselves, also on the 'ru,[1] intolerance over recent site policies like the Cacacaust and softcore porn bait, along with splinters fueling the fire.[2]
As a result, the /soy/ catalog was subjected to a catty wiping full of threads against the current janny cabal, camels, and other soyteens asking what happened.[3]
Later, that same day, a poll was held where 44 soyteens unanimously voted in favor of Cobblestone stepping down from all of xer positions[4][5]
Jannies responded by adding more filters that auto moved threads mentioning Cobblestone into /q/ [6], which led to a bunch of posts bypassing the filters in order to keep spamming. Amidst the chaos, someone begins to spam download links to a file. Several 'teens downloaded it, sparking arguments over whether it was malware, 'p, or SNCA.[7] various people also started quoting people with Oliver Tree to commemorate his death.
Cobblestone then decides to double down to approve even worse images of Mexiaryan with pedophile flags including one with a Babyjak mexiaryan with a AAM (adult attracted minor) flag. This would cause Gold to clitty leak and spam it all over /soy/ and get temporarily 'nished.[8]
On the afternoon hours of 6/15 a second wave of protests have occurred. Swinnycucks(or some faggot offsiter) started ddosing the soysphere during this same date.[it just is, ok?]
On June 16th, 2026, the conflict came to an end after Cobblestone announced that, although depictions of pedophiles as white are allowed, they have to have tangible negative attributes to them, such as facial distortions and Queen of Spades tattoos.[9] Approvers were also given the ability to reject these posts if they personally felt they were made by pedophiles trying to subvert this site under the guise of irony. Additionally, the MAP Mexiaryan edits that caused this controversy were retroactively deleted.🗝️
All at the end of it, nothing happened and it turned out to just be a pointless useless nigger war, as per most things on the soysphere goes.
Snopes
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0615-0033-12/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16454443.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0615-0038-12/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16455875.html
- ↑ https://archive.ph/kqVFs
- ↑ https://archive.is/TLjw5
- ↑ https://archive.is/PqqdA
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0615-0129-14/https://soyjak.st:443/q/catalog.html
- ↑ [1]
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0716-1725-44/https://soybooru.com:443/forum/gen/thread/26167
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0716-1725-41/https://soybooru.com:443/forum/meta/thread/25564
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