Sixth Soysurgency

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The Sixth Soysurgency is a soysurgency that started on June 14th, 2026 and is currently ongoing. It was caused by multiple different factors, including Cobblestone approving an image of Mexiaryan with a pedophile flag and a Swinny badge on the 'ru meant to mock Swinny users, a tranny posting scat porn of themselves, also on the 'ru,^[1] intolerance over recent site policies like the Cacacaust and softcore porn bait, along with splinters fueling the fire.^[2] As a result, the /soy/ catalog was subjected to a catty wiping full of threads against the current janny cabal, camels, and other soyteens asking what happened.^[3]

Jannies responded by adding more filters that automoves threads mentioning Cobblestone into /q/ ^[4], which led to a bunch of posts bypassing the filters in order to keep spamming. Admist the chaos, someone begins to spam download links to a file. Several 'teens downloaded it, sparking arguments over whether it was malware, 'p, or SNCA.^[5]

DOWN WITH QUOTE, DOWN WITH THE PEDOS