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Mazel tov! Disney is Kosher!This article is related to (((God's chosen people))). Read all revisions to find a solution to your most perplexing quandary.
Disney the company, ironically is (((Jewish))).
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Disney is a multimillion dollar entertainment company founded by Walt Disney Ub Iwerks. It's fans consist of normies autistically obsessed soyboys and foids desperately trying to find meaning in their life via eating ze bugs and living in ze pod. They used to make gemmy content where it was being run by a fairly chudded out Walt Disney that cared about the SOVL of his cartoons rather than how many shekels they can milk out of stupid impressionable single moms. But like all other greedy kike corporations, they now produce coal.

There are four audiences that consooooom disney content:

There is also an overlap with soyboys, due to media like Avengers: Infinity Wars, and Star Wars. though Disney is mainly shilled by everyone on earth[They just are, ok?], even Mario is shown to be less popular with kids than Mickey Mouse.[He just is, ok?] Without Disney, animation as a medium wouldn't have taken off.

Disney is also known for shoving weird fetishes into its cartoons sometimes, including things such as vore.[a]

Pixar

Some 3d company Disney bought out and made heckin classics, though in time, it started making kiked works, such as Monsters University, which has this demoralizing, unbased and unvrilful moral: "No, goy, if you fail in your dreams, even once, you must forsake them and go work at Schlomo Steinberg Inc. for 4$ an hour until you will be laid off by Schlomo Steinberg himself in favor of Saarjeet Pranshit who works for 0.40$ an hour, such is your fate as goycattle."

Mickey

Mickey Mouse is essentially the Walt Disney Company's face, and is one of their most prized IPs. Technically the oldest forced meme before the internet.[Marge...] Paul Rudish mickey is gemmy doe. Also without mickey mouse there would be no rage comics and by proxy most oldfag internet culture since trollface, originally is a poorly drawn rendition of mickey mouse.[meds now that's actually mighty mouse]

Notes

  1. I will add a source for this later, not looking for this shit right now. It just exists, okay?