Your mom

>Though maybe you were looking for Yo Mama?

Someone other than your mom killing your pet goldfish with wine

Your mom, also known as Joe Biden Mama, is a woman of many things, being your mom and all.

Facts About Your Mom

• Your Mom wants you to participate in school; however, you fear school due to the bad bitches there and don't wish to go there.
• Your Mom has fake boobs and will never be a sexy woman.
• Your Mom has stink lines so prominent it makes even the smelliest Latinx's gape in awe.
• Your Mom wants you to complete your homework, NOW!
• Your Mom is reading this wiki relating to soyboy woahjacks right now because you called her a chudcel troon (also, you need to take a bath, stinky poojeet).
• Your Mom is not a fan of your little autistic characters that nobody in your real life loves.
• Your Mom is fat and you're fat too because of the junk food you ate.
• Your Mom killed your pet goldfish because she thought it was insulting her (see pic above).
• Your Mom has voluptuous female genitals and a big butt a fake plastic booty and a Barbie-doll smooth pussy).
• Your Mom is still an asshole because she's mad at you for being intellectually inept, unlike your Asian classmates.
• Your Mom is scolding you for not completing your school-assigned homework because you spend too much time on this very wiki.
• Your Mom owns a phone you treat as your own.
• Your Mom is not only morbidly obese, but she’s also a lesbian.
• Your Mom has learned English as her first language (thus rendering her incapable of being an ESL fnf pedo) meanwhile you have yet to get a girlfriend.
• Your Mom loves you but she is lying to you.
• Your Mom regrets having you.
• Your Mom sleeps with you as you fear the dark like a child.
• Your Mom is a rape victim of me and you are the rapebaby.
• Your Mom is a pooner with monkeypox.
• Your Mom is a slut for BBC.
• Your Mom is pozzed with meganiggerdeathAIDS.
• Your Mom will die when she turns 70 (2 years left bro).
• Your Mom is currently inventing an antimatter bomb at top-secret government labs.
• Your Mom gave birth, or rather, adopted you at age 50.

All of these statements above are lies btw. Your mom is a very nice person