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Wageslave
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THESE PEOPLE ARE SEETHING CLITTYCELS! Don't make xem angry, or xeir clitties may start leaking! |
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>just put the fries in the bag or whatever
Wageslaves are a breed of people that have dedicated their well-being to working for a shit salary in a shit 9 to 5 job, usually some place like McDonalds or Amazon. These people are commonly found in America because the joos are keeping them down or however the burger is flipped. Although they are a very common variant of person, they are slowly being replaced by the Latinx populations that desperately need jobs to support their 14 person household.
It is common knowledge that a lot of chuds are wageslaves that dedicate their very being and existence to the spatula. Scientists have speculated that this is why Chuds are clittycels that leak about the Jews stealing their American dream or however the fries are bagged. Most normfags are wageslaves and tend to make fun of other people for not having a job as if having a job is the only vice of life that exists and the only thing that matters.
Solutions[edit | edit source]
For commies, the solution is to impose a horrible, flawed, and rather autistic economic system onto the nation and fuck everything up. For capitalists, the answers are:
- Be jewish
- Somehow get rich
- Be born into an already well off family
- Be smart
- Get a good education, save your money up and stop being a retard at school. Also work as much as you can you filthy, lazy prick.
- Ask others for help when necessary.
- Basically 90% of these are outside of your control geg
On the Sharty[edit | edit source]
Soyentists have estimated about 20-40% of the Soyim to be wagecucks. (You) might have already come across a thread or blogpost wherein complains about being a wageslave. Hell, (You) might be a wageslave yourself.
One of them also made the 'BBC Heaven' copypasta.[1]
>T-TYRONE...TYRONE IM GOING TO DIE PRETTY SOON TYRONE, ME AND MY WIFE ARE VERY OLD, THANKFULLY IVE HAD A GREAT LIFE WEARING MY KEK CAGE AND LISTENING TO MY FAVORITE ARTIST JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE YOU FUCKED MY WIFE...I KNOW G*D ISNT REAL WUBBALUBBADUBDUB HAHA! SO LETS PASS INTO OBLIVION FORE-
>NOOOOOOOO WHAT IS THIS BURNING FEELING? FUCK NOOOOOO HELL WAS REAL ALL ALONG?? NO GOD I DIDNT MEAN TO SUPPORT ALL THE NIGGERS AND FAGGOTS THE LIBERALS BRAINWASHED ME NOOOO TYRONE SAVE ME GET HARD SO I CAN GRAB YOUR BBC AND I CAN PULL MYSELF UP TO HEAVEN. WAIT NO DONT PUT YOUR BBC IN MY WIFES PUSSY NOOOOOOO FUCK YOU BLACK NIGGER FUCK FUCK YOU TYRONE SPEARCHUCKER NIGGER
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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Waking up for another exciting day at work! -
Every wageslave's worst nightmare.
