CURRENT MISSION: Conclude the 2026 soyjak.party hack page, aswell as any pages relating to it, such as the Summer 2026 Crisis page.
Update Quotecord with any relevant info. See the blackboard for more info.
Sam Candles
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All fun out of the pool for newfag larp! "GUYS IS MY AVATAR SILLY GOOBER??? LOOK, THAT'S SILLY GUBBY, AND THAT'S... RELEASE THE GUBBIES!!!" |
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Sam Candles (aka CSAM candles) is a tranny who made a video essay on why censoring xer loli goonslop is heckin fascist or whatever[1]. Xe is a self-admitted pedophile, ageplayer, and incest fetishist.
Raids
First raid
An 'ox thread was started on /raid/ on the night of July 26th, 2026 but was somewhat dnb.[2] The 'ox was achieved in a /soy/ thread the following day, and a momNVKE was shortly deployed alongside the typical 'zas.[3] Afterwards, soyteens started a short trolling campaign false-flagging as r/oneyplays against Sam Candles supporters on Bluesky, until everybody got bored and stopped.
Second raid
A second raid started targeted at Sam's stream on August 1st. Soyteens would keep ording 'za but the delivery drivers kept crashing. The soyim collective would start to leave the thread in mass. before getting a call from Eric, That the 'za has been delivered and sam candles payed for it too geg.[4] A youtuber named "Peepisawesome" made a 3 videos on the whole situation earlier and got his comments spammed by links to the dox edit above, exposing hundreds of normgroids to this dox. The peepcord was also raided, but not much came of it. Xhe was signed up by a 'teen to multiple colleges with a shitty ai application about troon sex, which could've resulted in being blacklisted.
Third Raid
A Third raid proceeded the following day, resulting in a total of four 'zas delivered.🗝️ Sadly Sam's parents IRL jannied the delivery drivers to prevent random breaks for water purposes. Despite this a water break happened several hours in the stream probably due to sam's parents yelling at him.[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?] Also sam's paypigs were also able to locate the source of the raid.[5]
Post Stream
The following day 'teens would discuss ways to commit TTD, before searching sams YouTube channel finding a scratch account. Afterwards a 'teen quickly converted the dox edit to a scratch project to send to sam candles. [6]
Fourth raid
Due to his tranny mods obviously lurking soyteens started targeting his jannys and paypigs.
Doxes
Sam candles
Social Media Accounts
- Aliases: samcandles, samcandlesyt, teamendermen, fluffyinu101, MewTheSmasher, MewSmasher, SecretAgentMeta, samanthauel, samuyeet, zacharyzse, candlesonfir3, Zachary E., candlehearts, samend13, nintylove, SamEndeman1, lil_sam_x, ninty-love, PluginFun, samcand
- Legal Name: Sam Endeman
- Birth name: Zachary Endeman
- Date of Birth: December 28, 2002 (23 years old)
- Sex:
- Address: 128 Briarcliff Dr, Folsom, CA 95630
- Nationality: Amerimutt
- Ethnicity: Amerimutt
- Email(s):
- samcandlesyt@gmail.com
- teamendermen@gmail.com
- teamendeman@gmail.com
- fluffyinu101@yahoo.com
- Phono(s):
- (916) 730-9664 - Xhe changed the number
Gallery
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pea dough media is facis-AAAAACK!
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Gemmy 'ox
Snopes
- ↑ https://preservetube.com/watch?v=gP2NuE9PlL8
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0727-2240-31/https://soyjak.st:443/raid/thread/298231.html
- ↑ https://archive.ph/Musm0
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0802-1012-31/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16890472.htmlhttps://ghostarchive.org/archive/0Amva
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0803-1051-59/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16897388.html https://megalodon.jp/2026-0803-1909-46/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16907112.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0802-1012-31/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16890472.htmlhttps://ghostarchive.org/archive/0Amva
