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Hunky Twink Sex Machine is a forced meme?
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Hunky Twink Sex Machine is coal. fuggen jerdee
This page, ironically, is a gem fuggen jerdee.
Hunky Twink Sex Machine smells like bait fuggen jerdee| Hunky Twink Sex Machine fuggen jerdee | |
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| Soyjak subvariant fuggen jerdee | |
| Origin | Unknown (probably from The Swinny or Dvach) |
| Oldest post | /soy/ (jakparty.soy), 27 of October 2023[1] |
| Booru posts |  376 as of monday, June 16, 2025 fuggen jerdee |
| Based on | Alicia fuggen jerdee |
Hahnky Twahnk Sex Mahchane, also known as HTSM or Sheneequa 2.0 iz uh soyjak subvariant that was like forced by 0chan and swinnycucks and shiet that be used tuh criticize nusois and soycucks in general n shieet. fuggen jerdee. da oldest record of xhim is on da FUGGEN JARDEE in 27 of october of 2023, ain a fuggen epi thrrad where a jardeecuck fantasizes abou being aped by ma bbc. mothafuggen jerdee. xhe be derived from a blank variant of Alicia and be depictin a nigga blushin, wearin Nate’s clothes and alzo wearin a wig of Nate’s blonde hair. oh mah gawd izza fuggen jerdee. xhe can be considahed a slahpjak due to xhis appearance and usahge. i need a spanking.
Xhe be appearin in da heckin arrowposts n quotin tuh depict da nusois as bein brown, fat, and neva sayin nothin ‘cept fo ebonics n shardee slang. In da posts xhe goes on n does shiet liek blamin shardee boogeymen (4chan, jerdee, discord, trannies, goonin, etc), sayin dat hevin fun is le bad cuz its le heckin jerdee, n arguin bout da morality of da interwebs n shiet. i need a spanking.
Since August 7, 2025, Hunky Twink Sex Machine is one of the many rollable names on soyjak.party. fuggen jerdee
How to Post Hunky Twink Sex Machine fuggen jerdee[edit | edit source]
- Add some of da speech used to quote lefties such as "is le bed" and "hecking" fuggen jerdee
- Respell words to resemble the pronounciation of African-American Vernacular English fuggen jerdee
- It is non rhotic, which means R is not pronounced proceding vowels: are - ah | sharty - shahty | discord - discode | your - yo | wether - weda i need a spanking
- -ing pronounced -in: hecking - heckin fuggen jerdee
- o as in top pronounced ah: troonslop - troonslahp fuggen jerdee
- a as in cat is pronounced eh: having - hevin | can - ken | bad - bed | ban - ben | jannies - jennies fuggen jerdee
- common words are shortened and simplified: my - ma | about to - bouta | im gonna - ima fuggen jerdee
- th as in "this" pronounced d: this - dis | they - dey | with - wid fuggen jerdee
dus "stop having fun with hecking troonslop, it makes my clitty leak, jannies ban them" turns into "stahp hevin fun wid heckin troonslahp, it makes ma clitty leak, jennies ben dem" fuggen jerdee
Common HTSM Posting Tropes fuggen jerdee[edit | edit source]
- Discord (da cord) fuggen jerdee
- The Jarty (da jerdee/jerdee) fuggen jerdee
- The Swinny (da swine) fuggen jerdee
- Troonslop (troonslahp) fuggen jerdee
- Foodists fuggen jerdee
- Clitty leaking fuggen jerdee
- Spanking fuggen jerdee
- Doxing fuggen jerdee
- Doctos fuggen jerdee
- 'p fuggen jerdee
- BBC fuggen jerdee
- Soytan fuggen jerdee
- Neutralplier SNCA blogposting fuggen jerdee
4chan HTSMs fuggen sherdee[edit | edit source]
The 'cuck has their own equivalent of HTSMs, it is said that the sharty to 4chan is what the jarty is to the sharty. Therefore you'll see schizos often call out the fuggen sherdee on there. The Sharty is such a boogeyman on 4chan that the website gets mentioned almost hourily on desuarchive and arch.b4k.dev. fuggen sherdee
The fuggen sherdee must be stopped fuggen sherdee
Controversy fuggen jerdee[edit | edit source]
Throughout soystory, the Party had been raided by hostile, offsite communities such as splinters, soycords or foodists, who would either spam their shitty variant or something far worse. When these groups were unmasked, they were either splinters, soycords or foodists, and were rightfully driven out of the soysphere. This still happens today, but unlike then, these same groups now have a tool to shield themselves from any accusations and not get banned. They can do the exact same shit they did years ago, but upon the mere suggestion that they are from a splinter, soycord, or foodist group, they can simply call you a fun-hating discord-obsessed fat nigger. >EEZ DA MUHFUGGIN JERDEE CORD FOODISZ MAYNE This usage has resulted in many soyteens hating the variant.
HTSMGram is real? fuggen jerdee[edit | edit source]
On October 20th, 2025, during the aftermath of the Third Great Soysurgency, a pedophilic Russian / Ukrainian altchan, referred to as either "HTSMgram" and "HTSMcord", was discovered to be allegedly behind some of the HTSM spam. fuggen jerdee Two threads were made on this altchan, which caused many vatniggers / hohols to sneed. fuggen jerdee
NuHTSM Posters fuggen jerdee[edit | edit source]
The HTSM meme got quickly diluted due to nusois getting over their mass clitty leakage over it, and starting to post it. Nowadays you WILL get HTSMquoted for being against furfags porn and fetishes or even for criticizing jannies and the administration[2]. Many oldfags and midfags have also stated that the only people posting HTSM are nusois due to it being brown and a generic boogeyman soyjak, something oldfags and early midfags avoid. This has led many 'teens to consider HTSM as dust. fuggen jerdee
Also, a SNCA difference between old HTSM posters and nuHTSM posters: old HTSM posters say «jerdee» and «sherdee», so nuHTSM posters say jardee» and «shardee». fuggen jerdee
Name Origins fuggen jerdee[edit | edit source]
The name "hunky twink sex machine" iz a lowbrow joke, it's basically saying that a brown nate iz a buff hunky faggot who fucks femboys fuggen jerdee
HTSM wuz given it's name through a descriptive filename tranny n shieet,[IT JUST IS OK? fuggen jerdee] The original name wuz simply "brown alicia nate" fuggen jerdee
Lore fuggen jerdee[edit | edit source]
Harold Thomas Simon Mathew was born on 1/6/2005. Xhe was born in a dysfunctional family and was heavily bullied in school because of xhis autistic babble. However, everything changed when (thanks to xhis cousin nate) xhe discovered the Sharty and it was xhis only escape from xhis reality. Even Nate thinks that Harold is obsessed with the Sharty and doesn't want to get near xhim in real life, since xhe also promotes faggotry on the website btw if that matters. i need a spanking
Since xhis name was so fucking weird everyone at school abbreviates it to HTSM, and some bully started to call xhim "Hunky Twink Sex Machine," which made HTSM get mad and start to call him a "'cord troon on meh schaal teachars plwease ben xhim muh clitty is leaking." Xhe has a raging hatred for Nate's friend Kasumi Rhinehart and tried to get xher doxed on the Sharty by calling the personal army 'n shiiiet but failed because nobody wanted to do shit geg. i need a spanking
He is now gymmaxxing. i need a fucking spanking
Gallery n shieet fuggen jerdee[edit | edit source]
Main article: Gallery of HTSMs fuggen jerdee
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You are angry like this fuggen jerdee -
Sprunki fuggen jerdee -
Furnigger fuggen jerdee -
You look like this fuggen jerdee
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You sing like this fuggen jerdee
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You're the Führer of da sherdee fuggen jerdee
Citations
- ↑ https://archive.ph/vMDmv
- ↑ What HTSM is also designed to making fun of is the retarded janny/admin worship. This made jannies, administration and sharty patriots leak and now they're trying to use HTSM on people who criticize them. fuggen jerdee
