Hunky Twink Sex Machine smells like bait fuggen jerdee
>dat aint me fuggen jerdee
Dihs paej iz uh jem.
>fuggen jerdee
Hahnky Twahnk Sex Mahchane, asso nown az HTSM o' Sheneequa 2.0 iz uh soyjak subvariant that be used tuh criticize nusois and soycucks in general n shieet. fuggen jerdee. da oldest record of xhim is on slash soi in 1 of october of 2023, where da fuggen jerdee qwoats mi fo being ugly. mothafuggen jerdee. xhe be derived from a blank variant of Alicia and be depictin a nigga blushin, wearin Nate’s clothes and alzo wearin a wig of Nate’s blonde hair. oh mah gawd izza fuggen jerdee. xhe can be considahed a slahpjak due to xhis appearance and usahge.[evuhn dough dere's acshul peepo dat look like dat] i need a spanking.
Xhe be appearin in da heckin arrowposts n quotin tuh depict da nusois as bein brown, fat, and neva sayin nothin ‘cept fo ebonics n shardee slang. In da posts xhe goes on n does shiet liek blamin shardee boogeymen (4chan, jerdee, discord, trannies, goonin, etc), sayin dat hevin fun is le bad cuz its le heckin jerdee, n arguin bout da morality of da interwebs n shiet. Da archetype he be mockin' always exzizted befo' but ain't nobody been callin' 'dat HTSM back den.[2] i need a spanking.
How to Post Hunky Twink Sex Machine fuggen jerdee[edit | edit source]
During the Third Soysurgency, HTSM fell victim to the very thing he was parodying fuggen jerdeeAdd some of da speech used to quote lefties such as "is le bed" and "hecking" fuggen jerdee
It is non rhotic, which means R is not pronounced proceding vowels: are - ah | sharty - shahty | discord - discode | your - yo | wether - weda i need a spanking
o as in top pronounced ah: troonslop - troonslahp fuggen jerdee
a as in cat is pronounced eh: having - hevin | can - ken | bad - bed | ban - ben | jannies - jennies fuggen jerdee
common words are shortened and simplified: my - ma | about to - bouta | im gonna - ima fuggen jerdee
th as in "this" pronounced d: this - dis | they - dey | with - wid fuggen jerdee
dus "stop having fun with hecking troonslop, it makes my clitty leak, jannies ban them" turns into "stahp hevin fun wid heckin troonslahp, it makes ma clitty leak, jennies ben dem" fuggen jerdee
Common HTSM Posting Tropes fuggen jerdee[edit | edit source]
>I be knowin a sherdee perdee when i zee wun fuggen sherdee
The 'cuck has their own equivalent of HTSMs, it is said that the sharty to 4chan is what the jarty is to the sharty. Therefore you'll see schizos often call out the fuggen sherdee on there. The Sharty is such a boogeyman on 4chan that the website gets mentioned almost hourily on desuarchive and arch.b4k.dev. fuggen sherdee
The fuggen sherdee must be stopped. fuggen sherdee
Throughout soystory, the Party had been raided by disruptive, offsite communities such as splinters, soycords or foodists, who would either spam their shitty variant or something far worse. When these groups were unmasked, they were either splinters, soycords or foodists, and were rightfully driven out of the soysphere. This still happens today, but unlike then, these same groups now have a tool to shield themselves from any accusations and not get banned. They can do the exact same shit they did years ago, but upon the mere suggestion that they are from a splinter, soycord, or foodist group, they can simply call you a fun-hating discord-obsessed fat nigger. This usage has resulted in many soyteens hating the variant.
On October 20th, 2025, during the aftermath of the Third Great Soysurgency, a pedophilic Russian / Ukrainian altchan, referred to only as "HTSMcord", was discovered to be allegedly behind some of the HTSM spam. fuggen jerdee Two threads were made on this altchan, which caused many ziggers / hohols to sneed. fuggen jerdee
A recent (as i'm writing this) 'jak made of the HTSMbot fuggen jerdee
On January 1st, 2026, a user would make a new thread about how HTSMposters were seemingly HTSMquoting anything in sight, regardless of whether or not it made sense to quote it with HTSM. fuggen jerdee Someone said "Pedophilia is bad" to test whether it was a bot or not, and he got HTSMquoted within seconds. fuggen jerdee In the next few minutes, people said other variations of "pedophilia is bad" to get the HTSMbot to quote it, getting it banned. fuggen jerdee A 'teen has mentioned that the HTSMbot may be ran by the owner of the 4chan pedo proxy. fuggen jerdee The bot was (is) ran by an obsessed swinnycuck. fuggen jerdee
>cuz one pee dough used eich tee es em, dat mean evey person who uses it iz a fuggen pee dough from der jerdee
The HTSM meme got quickly diluted due to nusois getting over their mass clitty leakage over it, and starting to post it. Nowadays you WILL get HTSMquoted for being against furfags porn and fetishes or even for criticizing jannies and the administration[3]. Many oldfags"and midfags have also stated that the only people posting HTSM are nusois due to it being brown and a generic boogeyman soyjak, something oldfags and early midfags avoid. This has led many 'teens to consider HTSM as dust. fuggen jerdee
Also, a SNCA difference between old HTSM posters and nuHTSM posters: old HTSM posters say «jerdee» and «sherdee», so nuHTSM posters say jardee» and «shardee». fuggen jerdee
The name "hunky twink sex machine" iz a lowbrow joke, it's basically saying that a brown nate iz a buff hunkyfaggot who fucks femboys fuggen jerdee
HTSM wuz givin it's name thru a descriptive filename tranny n shieet,[IT JUST IS OK? fuggen jerdee] The original name wuz simply "brown alicia nate" fuggen jerdee
Harold Thomas-Simon Murphy wuz bohn on 1/6/2005. Xhe wuz bohn in a disfunkshunellfemileh and wuz heavily bullied in schawl bicuz of xhis ahtistic bebble. Howevuh, evrithang changed when (thanks tuh xhis cuzin nate) xhe descovahd the Sherdee and it wuz xhis only escape frum xhis reality. Even Nate thanks thet Harold is obsessed with the Sharty and doesn't want to get near xhim in real life, since xhe alsuh pruhmotes fegguhtree awn da websaht btw if that mettuhs. i need a spanking
Since xhis name was so fucking werd evraywun at schawl ubbreveats it to HTSM, and som bulleh started to call xhim "Hunkeh Twank Sex Muhchane," which made HTSM get med and start tuh call him a "'cord troon on meh schaal teachars plwease ben xhim muh clitty is leaking." Xhe has a ragin hatred for Nate's freyund Kasumi Rhinehart and tried to get xher dahxed on the Sherdee by callen the pursonuh army 'n shiiiet but failed becuz nubudeh wantuhd to do shiet geg. i need a spanking
nusoicacas… fuggen jerdee 
Hunky Twink Sex Machine smells like bait fuggen jerdee
>dat aint me fuggen jerdee
Dihs paej iz uh jem.
The ban list during bot activity. fuggen jerdee.
(You) are angry like this fuggen jerdee
Sprunki fuggen jerdee
Furnigger fuggen jerdee
LAUGHING STOCK OF THE INTERNET AWARD
You're the Führer of da sherdee fuggen jerdee
