CURRENT MISSION: Conclude the 2026 soyjak.party hack page, aswell as any pages relating to it, such as the Summer 2026 Crisis page.
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Dollfucker
The Dollfucker was a shitskin incels.is user whose retardation rivals that of the most seasoned gegbulls. He was best known for stealing his mom's dildo (geg) fucking dolls (geg) and losing a few thousand dollars due to his sexual deviancy.
he knows that he's on here btw nvm he ACK'd.
Backstory
The lore of the Dollfucker and his inceldom traces back to his earliest years of childhood.
He had ass burgers so he never got pussy or however the french fries are dipped.
This would eventually lead him to the incelsphere, and at that point his fate was sealed.
Incidents
Cutting Moms Dildo
The most popular incident of the Dollfucker was when he cut his moms dildo. He would cut her dildo because she stole his money or something.
This would prompt many gems because of the sheer absurdity of cutting your own mothers sex toy. Frogcacas can never recover from being dildo cutters geg.
Refunding A Used Sex Doll
The Dollfucker attempted to return his crusty sex doll and was rejected. He would whine about it and to his dismay, the other incels agreed that he was the asshole.
Jerking Off In A School Bus
The Dollfucker was so retarded that he jerked off in the school bus and became a laughing stock for whole school.
People would share the video and girls would call his penis small. He was lucky to eventually move to another school
Sex Doll Unpackaging
Because he used to be a burden to his mother, he made her touch and un-package the sex doll he bought.
The Unflushed Toilet
Nigga didn't flush his toilet geg
Murdering His Sex Doll
On August 12, 2025, he recorded himself brutally stabbing his sex doll after his mother refused to destroy it.
Catfishing
On August 15, 2025, he would attempt to catfish a girl, get rejected, then record himself sobbing.[1]
Suicide
On June 30, 2026, he would post his final message announcing his suicide and admitted that he was a pedophile[no shit]. [2]
Sharty Threads
incels.is Thread 1
A thread would be made to document the website incels.is.[3]
incels.is Thread 2
A new thread would be made later to document the Dollfucker, but the retard who wrote this didn't link an archive here The thread has been found in the /chive/ - Archive board[4].
Interests
Things he liked
Things he disliked
- Women
- Hygiene
- Wearing underwear
Gallery
Snopes
- ↑ https://archive.ph/LUf0G
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0716-1422-16/https://soybooru.com:443/forum/gen/thread/30424?page=2
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2025-0712-0820-30/https://www.soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/12124551.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0716-1422-15/https://files.catbox.moe:443/vbfu25.html https://ghostarchive.org/archive/h9Y2h https://megalodon.jp/2025-1229-0123-52/https://soyjak.st:443/chive/thread/148563.html https://archive.ph/wip/m7QsP (will be ready in a few mins)
