CURRENT MISSION: Conclude the 2026 soyjak.party hack page, aswell as any pages relating to it, such as the Summer 2026 Crisis page.
Update Quotecord with any relevant info. See the blackboard for more info.
Captain Brim[[File:Brimstone-solo.png|20px|link=Brimstone]]
Trinitite, whose name shall not be dignified with any honorific of sort, was a heckin' haxxor who managed to assume control of Soyjak Wiki on August 13, 2026. They achieved this by hacking into Cobblestone's account and resetting its password.[1] During xheir brief reign, xhey essentially tried to ruin the wiki as much as possible: they banned jannies and other active contributors, deleted files en masse, and even redesigned the front page to the "Jarty" Wiki 
Eventually, Salt, on his wiki account, would log in and ban the nigger. He undid most of the damage wrought by xhem, although the full extent of the changes is still unknown. As a result, Salt stated that he would no longer grant bureaucrat perms to anyone else out of concerns for the site's safety.
