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Soyvil War 4

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Soyvil War 4, also known as the Froot War or The Pitfall is a conflict that began around September 3rd, 2023 fought over those who support the current administration of Froot over soyjak.party, and those who do not.

History

Background

The seeds of the war began when Froot purchased the sharty from Doll and subsequently created the 50 Board Plan.

The Great Purge

Main article: The Great Purge

Starting on September 3rd, 2023, Froot initiated The Great Purge, banning anyone who posted on the boards /dawla/ and /mlp regardless of context, with /mlp/ posters being banned permanently. This was extremely controversial, and led some to flee to the jarty. The skirmish briefly raised the Jarty's PPH above the Sharty's, therefore it is to be considered a Jarty Win.

The Clone War

The Clone War refer to /zellig/ - /psy/ war with /psy/ backed with mainly anti-zelligers and /zellig/ backed by zelligers and froot in the round 4 elimination polls, September 7th, 2023. It is called The Clone War due to both sides extensively uses bots to boost each poll. Angeleno intervenes to delete all fraudulent votes which show a favor to /zellig/. However, a rogue mod decided to nuke /zellig/ in retaliation against zelligers.

The /qa/ & Squatter Question

Many 'teens are upset with the state of the worst board as the quality of said board is currently abysmal, serving as an enclave for bronies, furfags and an assortment of offsiters such as 'cuck immigrants and discord agents. Said "people" sometimes leak into /soy/ where they post vantablack coals or even brimstones most of the time.

Because of this, some shitflinging occurred. 'Teens attempted to cattywipe /qa/ many times, but failed as they were stopped by anti-spam filters and jannies who banned them en masse.[4] [ITS AGAINST DA ROOOLZ CHUD] Discussion - often devolving into online throwing of hands - happened as some 'teens thought the jannies were being overprotective.

It's worth noting those squatters don't just dwell in /qa/ but they're also attempting to colonize other slow boards./qa/ is just the biggest colony.

An example of an offsiter, likely coming from /vp/ or /trash/, doing a pathetic false-flag. The file was deleted, it was cropped pokemon porn. Here we see the tranny complaining about zelligfags, even doe they're annoying, he does not have the right to complain about them since he doesn't use soyjaks.party at all.

Choodist cattywipe of /nate/

On September 23rd 2023, a teen claiming to represent the Cult of Chood declared war on Froot and demanded that leadership over the site be handed over to them, or however the live action is roleplayed[5]/. Sometime after this, Choodists proceeded to catty wipe /nate/[6]. Froot responds by filtering the word "Chood" to "Max", referencing Doll's claim that Chood is Max.

The Frog Rain

On September 26, The Frog Pond raided the sharty, mainly in /soy/ and /qa/. The frogs are able to catty-wipe /soy/ for hours, prompting jannies to range 'nish all frogniggers and wordfilter "The Frog Pond" to "The Frog Clitty". Soyteens would later retaliate by attempting to catty-wipe and stealing GETs on their website. From now on, the war still continue and perhaps could escalate even further.

Not History

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode.
(You) VVILL remind the author to take his meds.

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The 15 Board Plan Fiasco

New admin Doot Has enetered the scene, creating 15 new boards like

  • /pingas/ - Snooping as usual i see
  • /zellig/ - Ongezellig
  • /plier/ - Markiplier

10 Days later, the boards are merged. Here's some examples:

And then 5 days later it created a vote, he also said that /zellig/ and /CUNNY/ are also going to be merged. I am DOOT And this is going to happen.

He also confirmed that a new forced meme is going to happen. He 'nished zelligposters on /qa/ for 1 DAY. ██████████████████████████gemthon███████████. He decided to make Catjak a bannable ('nish) offense on /soy/ and /r/. Template:Hidden end

See also

Snopes

  1. ↑ https://archive.ph/MQiHQ
  2. ↑ for filling the 'ru to the brim with shitty ads
  3. ↑ Anniversary Scuffle
  4. ↑ https://archive.is/QWLUe - just yesterday
  5. ↑ https://archive.ph/EyPN9
  6. ↑ https://files.catbox.moe/eux3i5.PNG
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