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Catjak
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no traet for yuo😡Catjak also known as Scatjak by its haters, is a forced coal reddit animal drawing of an AI-generated cat, created by Feralteen on July 28, 2023.
It was posted first from 2023-2024 by about 4 people who tried forcing this into popularity, but no one liked it besides them. After the unbanning of it from the 'ru in August 2025, it would be forced once again.
Numerous low effort flag edits were spammed on the 'ru[1][b] but almost every instance of Catjak were wiped from the 'ru, and all uses of its variant tag were removed, making most catjaks lost media. You VILL help find them. Remnants of it survived the purge in the form of scattered gems transmuted by the few alchemists willing to work with such noxious material. Adventurous gem-hunters can still find them through tag spelunking.
It would be unbanned from the 'ru in August 2025, and mass Catjak spam and a Catjak "revival" would occur. Since 99.9% of catjaks were lost media, most catjaks spammed now were new catjaks instead of reuploads.
Roughly one week before catjak was cleansed from the 'ru, a catjak banner was added, then later removed. Unfortunately, proof of its existence is displayed below.
History[edit | edit source]
Operation "Great Replacement"[edit | edit source]
In the 18th of September of 2023, the SoyBooru was attacked. Approximately 5000 tagged posts had all their tags removed and replaced to "variant:catjak". 'Teens noticed this during the evening and Angeleno shut the booru down for roughly 30 minutes to revert the changes. It is unknown if this was performed by the Catjak Cabal or a Higher force.
Role in the 2025 Nuvariant War[edit | edit source]
Main article: 2025 Nuvariant War
Catjak was one of the variants forced in this war. He started being revived in the booru by a namefag. Catjak wasn't nearly as hated as it was 2023, as many oldfags and nusois alike saw him as nostalgic, with the overwhelmingly majority of backlash being directed towards Vlodson. Albeit the Vlodson and Jared forcers hated each other, Catjak was respected by both and seen as a neutral third force. Some time after Catjak stopped being posted and went back to hibernation even while unbanned from the 'ru.
Testimonials[edit | edit source]
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Actual cordstone whose banner I vote to be removed. Doesn't deserve a banner and isn't IAS. |
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![3rd anniversary contest thread, submitted in post #16058.[2] The alt version was suggested only a few posts later.](/images/thumb/6/63/Catjakbanner.png/120px-Catjakbanner.png.webp)
3rd anniversary contest thread, submitted in post #16058.[2] The alt version was suggested only a few posts later. -
Alternate banner suggested and added during the same time, featuring Impish Meowjak. -
![The banner's fleeting time in the limelight.[3]](/images/thumb/d/de/Catjakbannerinaction.png/120px-Catjakbannerinaction.png.webp)
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![[4]](/images/thumb/8/87/Meowjakbannerinaction.png/120px-Meowjakbannerinaction.png.webp)
![3rd anniversary contest thread, submitted in post #16058.[2] The alt version was suggested only a few posts later.](/File:Catjakbanner.png){kind=small}
![The banner's fleeting time in the limelight.[3]](/File:Catjakbannerinaction.png)
![[4]](/File:Meowjakbannerinaction.png)
Alternate Catjak[edit | edit source]
Alternate Catjak (tagged as catjak_(alternate) on SoyBooru) is a variant meant to be an alternative to the "classic" catjak.
Info[edit | edit source]
Alternate Catjak was first posted on SoyBooru on April 5, 2024.[5] It was likely created since users wanted a better cat soyjak to use at their creations as opposed to the regular Catjak since it was forced and created by Feralteen. Unlike his previous counterpart, Alternate Catjak is traced from a real cat instead of an AI-generated picture, said cat being known as Tole Tole, whose real name is actually Mei-Mei and is a female owned by a Chinese Instagram user.[6] No one uses this iron drawing besides one avatarfag who's probably the creator of this page, similarly to Catjak they're both NAS brimstone that don't make fun of anyone and are only used for unfunny spam/self inserting and by xitter HTSM nusois that don't understand that 'jakking is used to make fun of soyboys instead of self-inserting o algo.
The need for an "alternative" version of the Catjak has also been questioned by the experts, as established and accepted versions of cat 'jaks have long existed, such as Feral and Impish meowjaks.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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See also[edit | edit source]
- Variant:Unknown (the true identity of "catjak")
- Flartson - It's forced in a similar way, also a coal variant.
- Dogjak - The original animal gem
- Vlodson - Poopson level vantablack niggerstone antimatter. Somehow involved into the catjak drama
Notes
- ↑ While it was banned, the only edits that remain tagged involve: catjak getting brutally killed, stonetosses portraying catjak as Sharty killing coal, and some mistagged booru posts.
- ↑ This is by no means unique to catjak (see
flag seriousjak whose low effort flag edits make up 61% (51 out of 83) of his posts on the booru), but it's a telltale sign that a new variant is being forced.
