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Literal human feces powergap
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Literal human feces powergap (LHFP for short) was allegedly a brief Admin whose reign allegedly coincided with that of Captain Cob. He allegedly, alongside Captain Cob, was one of the two users who obtained access to Admin powers. He is allegedly said to be worse than Captain Coal, but better than Froot.
Meds now, this never happened. <--- glownigger lies, ignore


