Literal human feces powergap

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Literal human feces powergap (LHFP for short) was a VERY REAL brief administrator whose reign allegedly coincided with that of Captain Cob. Most notably, his management style and things he said sparked rumors about a possible CIA/NSA operation. He allegedly, alongside Captain Cob, was one of the two users who obtained access to admin powers through a CCA attack. He is allegedly said to be worse than Captain Coal, but better than Froot. He left a day before the end of the soypocalypse.

There are unfortunately no available archives of his reign, but from user accounts, most say it was a very coaly timeframe.

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Changes

Under LHFP's rule changes were implemented with mostly harsh response from soyteens. Below is a compiled and peer reviewed list of things LHFP did to the Sharty as admin.

Good

• Made the theme of /qa/ unchangeable, with an image of shit as the background.
• Logged and DDoSed the IP of every /nate/ poster

Bad

• Found and shot Soot multiple times with a .22 LR rifle, leading to him being paralyzed from the neck down and unable to return to the Sharty
• Randomly banned users for no reason
• Banned users for criticism
• Added /bharat/

Possible CIA employment

LHFP hinted at possible CIA/NSA employment during his reign, leading some to speculate that LHFP was an intelligence officer collecting massive amounts of data on soyteens. Soyteens also found out through investigation and peer-based fact checking that he employed datamining techniques similar to how Soot mined data, leading to speculation about Soot possibly being a CIA agent also explaining why LHFP found and shot him.

Snopes

LHFP was truly a real admin. There is no doubt about it. Below is an image showing definitive proof that LHFP was an admin.

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