Literal human feces powergap

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Literal human feces powergap (LHFP for short) was a VERY REAL brief administrator whose reign allegedly coincided with that of Captain Cob. Most notably, his management style and things he said sparked rumors about a possible CIA/NSA operation. He allegedly, alongside Captain Cob, was one of the two users who obtained access to admin powers through a CCA attack. He is allegedly said to be worse than Captain Coal, but better than Froot.

There are unfortunately no available archives of his reign, but from user accounts, most say it was a very coaly timeframe.

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Changes

Under LHFP's rule changes were implemented with mostly harsh response from soyteens. Below is a compiled and peer reviewed list of things LHFP did to the Sharty as admin.

Good

• Made the theme of /qa/ unchangeable, with an image of shit as the background.
• Logged and DDoSed the IP of every /nate/ poster

Bad

• Found and shot Soot multiple times with a .22 LR rifle, leading to him being paralyzed from the neck down and unable to return to the Sharty
• Randomly banned users for no reason
• Banned users for criticism
• Added /bharat/

Possible CIA employment

LHFP hinted at possible CIA/NSA employment during his reign, leading some to speculate that LHFP was an intelligence officer collecting massive amounts of data on soyteens. Soyteens also found out through investigation and peer-based fact checking that he employed datamining techniques similar to how Soot mined data, leading to speculation about Soot possibly being a CIA agent also explaining why LHFP found and shot him.

Snopes

LHFP was truly a real admin. There is no doubt about it. Below is an image showing definitive proof that LHFP was an admin.

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