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Adobe
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Adobe is (((Jewish))).
Adobe is a software company that is best known for making programs to allow people to turn the contrast up on photographs so that they can post them to the Soysphere. With the widespread piracy of Photoshop and Flash, and the fact that their Acrobat Reader is free to download from their website, nobody has ever actually bought an Adobe product. Despite this, Adobe is still somehow a profitable company. Somehow Adobe still manages to bitch and moan about lonely basement dwellers pirating their software.
Popular Adobe Software[edit | edit source]
- Photoshop (For photoshopping)
- Illustrator (For making scalable vector graphics and corporate art)
- Flash (Animations and games) (now known as Adobe Animate)
- Premiere Pro (editing video)
- Audition (editing audio)
- Dreamweaver (Making Internet)
- Flex (Making Internet 2.0)
- After Effects (In case Premiere wasn't enough)
