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Adobe is (((Jewish))).

Made in Adobe® Illustrator™

Adobe is a software company that is best known for making programs to allow people to turn the contrast up on photographs so that they can post them to the Soysphere. With the widespread piracy of Photoshop and Flash, and the fact that their Acrobat Reader is free to download from their website, nobody has ever actually bought an Adobe product. Despite this, Adobe is still somehow a profitable company. Somehow Adobe still manages to bitch and moan about lonely basement dwellers pirating their software.

Quality of products

As mentioned previously, troondobe constantly cries about piracy EVEN THOUGH a majority of their products are very mediocre if not outright bad, especially for the price that (((they))) sell it for. many of their products run slow, constantly crash, and are a pain in the ass to work with. the only thing people really liked by adobe was animating in flash and they cut access from that years ago And all of this, would be all trumped by the fact that if you payed for an adobe subscription you have to pay to unsubscribe

Main lesson to be learned here is use gimp and DaVinci Resolve

Popular Adobe Software

As of writing, every product linked below has a link to a pirated copy.

• Photoshop (For photoshopping)
• Illustrator (For making scalable vector graphics and corporate art. A usable alternative is Microsoft Expression Design)
• Flash (Animations and games) (now known as Adobe Animate)
• Premiere Pro (editing video)
• Audition (editing audio)
• Dreamweaver (Making Internet)
• Flex (Making Internet 2.0)
• After Effects (In case Premiere wasn't enough)

you can pirate any adobe software here (DOWNLOAD ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE AT YOUR OWN RISK)

How to pirate Adobe CS6 Master Suite

If you must use ACKobe products, here is a quick 5 step tutorial on how to pirate the full suite^🗝️

Newer versions of Photoshop and other Adobe apps like Flash Animate are infamous for aggressive datamining and license checks, so here's how you get the definitive version of them all:

1. Create an Adobe ID(or Account if you are a newfag), else the download links will say "Access Denied"
2. Download CS6 Master Suite(mac version that only works on older macs due to having 32-bit shit, and i also don't remember how to crack this one). <-- all the links don't work even with an adobe ID
3. (VERY IMPORTANT) Disconnect the internet before installing, this will prevent the serial number in the following step to be checked properly.
4. Install with the serial number option, enter a bogus serial number(e.g. 1111-1111-1111-1111) and skip the checking prompt.
5. Now, connect the internet back again, but DO NOT LAUNCH ANY OF THE ADOBE APPS
6. Download the amtlib.dll patcher
7. Scroll down the list and patch EACH AND EVERY SINGLE APP THAT HAS CS6 NEXT TO IT(both 32-bit and 64-bit where possible), this also includes Acrobat X btw.
8. Now you're ready to use it.

P.S. If Adobe offers you to update the apps, DO IT. This will prevent crashes in multiple apps that work extremely fucky on modern hardware. Don't forget to patch again afterwards though because amtlib.dll is refreshed during updates.